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Traditions Trump Cold

2007 Reader Submission
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Family traditions are a serious matter that should not be dismissed lightly. However, when that tradition involves running around one's house barefooted in only a t-shirt and jeans during the Superbowl halftime show, such a tradition should be considered "weather permitting". This was one such Buffalo, Minn teenager's family tradition, but this particular year the weather was 17 below zero. Our nominee, DJ Brown, 18, went against his father's warnings to call the thing off and proceeded to run around his house wearing little in the way of protective clothing all in the name of tradition. Although he was only outside for 5 minutes, he began experiencing great pain and was promptly taken to the hospital, where he was treated for second degree frostbite on both feet. He is expected to recover within a few weeks, but due to the obvious lack of survival skills displayed by running around in temps of 17 below zero barefooted, I nominate Mr. Brown for an honorable mention.

Link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070207/ap_on_fe_st/chilly_stunt_2

Submitted on 02/07/2007

Submitted by: Tyler Stover
Reference: AP via Yahoo News 6 Feb 2007

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James said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
The antics of sports fans never ceases to amaze/amuse me. Even those who participate in "polar bear" swims know when to say "when". This fellow, though duly warned, obviously didn't know the difference between cold and COLD. It does not take long for frostbite to set in, and five minutes outdoors in 17 below zero weather is enough to kill you. I'll give this one an HM because of the obvious stupidity involved. Thanks, Tyler!


Graham said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
It seems our "fan" was just not aware of what such cold temps can do to skin. He probably felt just fine while he was doing it. I'll put this down to sheer ignorance, rather than any act of stupidity.


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I'll go for an HM because anyone who lives in the frozen north should know better!


Chip said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
With all the polar bear swims, the jamokes going shirtless at the Packers games, etc, who would have thought merely running around your house barefoot could get you in trouble? Dumb, yes. Outstandingly dumb? No. Thanks for the story, Tyler


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