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2007 February Rejects
20 mph. No more, no less.
Shocking piece of trainsurfing
Man Using Laptop Killed In Car
Computer tutor killed in accid
Laptop using driver dies, duh!
Driver killed in crash may hav
Cops Eye Laptop In Calif. Coll
That's one durable laptop!
Driver using Laptop
Just Surfin'
The Rape Victim
US Tourist Kills Armed Mugger
Bungling thieves 'burn sawmill
Man chokes on crack
Bungling thieves 'burn sawmill
Woman drowns herself
Bungling thieves 'burn sawmill
Lighter to steal petrol
Fuel for a Fire.
Light the place up
11 Killed at Pakistan Kite Fes
"Duck" Soup.....
Speed humps foil bicycle bombe
Death by House
killed when their bomb explode
A Science Experiment
Robbery ends in fire, death
Blast kills three terrorists
Woman killed by cheetahs
The bicycle bombers
Man! Your Bikes Da Bomb!!
Suicide Bikers
Suicide bombers die on bike
retired turist kills mugger
Tiger kills girl at Chinese zo
Tiger kills girl at Chinese zo
Tiger kills girl at Chinese zo
Asleep Under Truck Tyre
Cheeta midnight snack
teen killed falling from car
The Rambo
Running in a snowstorm
Mole story
Man Aims At Snake, Shoots Self
Just an idea
Brothers killed in collision w
Fumes and Cigarettes #98897343
Darwin 1, Howell 0
Coyote Hunting in Heels
Dash Spray
Man attacks shark
Proud teenager blown away by t
The Lynx Effect
Scent bomb
Proud teenager blown away by t
Close, but not Close enough
Lynx effect
Proud teenager blown away by t
Car Cleaner gone wrong
Teen hurt in 'Lynx spray' ...
Theft Attempt yeilds electrocu
What goes in, must come out!
Kitty, Pity, Bang Bang!!
Solo Kayacker drowns
Self-castration
The warm feeling from Alcohol
Race with train ends in death
Stupid hijacker
At least they were sleeping
Animal Lover Mauled to Death
Barbecue grill used inside hou
Woman Drives off Roof
Russian Roulette in Manchester
I'd die for... my wallet?
Snorkeler mistaken for rodent
Man electrocuted apparently tr
Woman Drives off Roof
another dutch cheetah tale
He had a Crush on the Party
Cheetahs Not Cheetos...
Cheetahs Cheetos
Cheetah Kills Woman in Cage
train hits pedestrian
Woman killed by cheetahs
Cheetah eats Animal Lover
Animal lover versus the animal
zoo lover killed by cheetah
Betrayal of Trust
Woman enters cheetah cage
Cheetahs Kill Zoo-Goer Who Ent
Cat Food
Rugby fan cuts off tackle
Man hit by car
Cheetah 1 Stupid Woman 0
Cheetahs kill zoo goer
Krazy Kayaker
Fanfare members & Lightning
Porn Gone Wrong
Reason not to headbutt a bus
Father killed, teens hurt in o
Cigarette sparks fire
Darwin award from 1731?
fataly shot self while ice fis
Girl tries to push car up hill
Good riddance to bad rubbish
Cocaine suspected in van drive
Man misses movie goes swimming
Traditions Trump Cold
Run Over by Own Car
Run over by own car
Not so professional parking
Gone fishing... indefinitely
Balcony wrestler's nosedive
Balcony wrestler's nosedive
Joyriding teen handles a tree.
Shocking way to earn money
Boy turns into fireball
Drowning at Donner Lake
Quadder's Last Ride
Man drowns stilt-ice skating
Bus Driver
transmitting van that broke ic
woman dies as oxygen explodes
woman dies as oxygen explodes
Cellphone caller hit by train
bath oil secured
How not to steal a car
Fled law, found jaws
Boston Terrorism Attack
???
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in C
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2007 February Slush Pile Rejects

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20 mph. No more, no less.

Shocking piece of trainsurfing

Man Using Laptop Killed In Car

Computer tutor killed in accid

Laptop using driver dies, duh!

Driver killed in crash may hav

Cops Eye Laptop In Calif. Coll

That's one durable laptop!

Driver using Laptop

Just Surfin'

The Rape Victim

US Tourist Kills Armed Mugger

Bungling thieves 'burn sawmill

Man chokes on crack

Bungling thieves 'burn sawmill

Woman drowns herself

Bungling thieves 'burn sawmill

Lighter to steal petrol

Fuel for a Fire.

Light the place up

11 Killed at Pakistan Kite Fes

"Duck" Soup.....

Speed humps foil bicycle bombe

Death by House

killed when their bomb explode

A Science Experiment

Robbery ends in fire, death

Blast kills three terrorists

Woman killed by cheetahs

The bicycle bombers

Man! Your Bikes Da Bomb!!

Suicide Bikers

Suicide bombers die on bike

retired turist kills mugger

Tiger kills girl at Chinese zo

Tiger kills girl at Chinese zo

Tiger kills girl at Chinese zo

Asleep Under Truck Tyre

Cheeta midnight snack

teen killed falling from car

The Rambo

Running in a snowstorm

Mole story

Man Aims At Snake, Shoots Self

Just an idea

Brothers killed in collision w

Fumes and Cigarettes #98897343

Darwin 1, Howell 0

Coyote Hunting in Heels

Dash Spray

Man attacks shark

Proud teenager blown away by t

The Lynx Effect

Scent bomb

Proud teenager blown away by t

Close, but not Close enough

Lynx effect

Proud teenager blown away by t

Car Cleaner gone wrong

Teen hurt in 'Lynx spray' ...

Theft Attempt yeilds electrocu

What goes in, must come out!

Kitty, Pity, Bang Bang!!

Solo Kayacker drowns

Self-castration

The warm feeling from Alcohol

Race with train ends in death

Stupid hijacker

At least they were sleeping

Animal Lover Mauled to Death

Barbecue grill used inside hou

Woman Drives off Roof

Russian Roulette in Manchester

I'd die for... my wallet?

Snorkeler mistaken for rodent

Man electrocuted apparently tr

Woman Drives off Roof

another dutch cheetah tale

He had a Crush on the Party

Cheetahs Not Cheetos...

Cheetahs Cheetos

Cheetah Kills Woman in Cage

train hits pedestrian

Woman killed by cheetahs

Cheetah eats Animal Lover

Animal lover versus the animal

zoo lover killed by cheetah

Betrayal of Trust

Woman enters cheetah cage

Cheetahs Kill Zoo-Goer Who Ent

Cat Food

Rugby fan cuts off tackle

Man hit by car

Cheetah 1 Stupid Woman 0

Cheetahs kill zoo goer

Krazy Kayaker

Fanfare members & Lightning

Porn Gone Wrong

Reason not to headbutt a bus

Father killed, teens hurt in o

Cigarette sparks fire

Darwin award from 1731?

fataly shot self while ice fis

Girl tries to push car up hill

Good riddance to bad rubbish

Cocaine suspected in van drive

Man misses movie goes swimming

Traditions Trump Cold

Run Over by Own Car

Run over by own car

Not so professional parking

Gone fishing... indefinitely

Balcony wrestler's nosedive

Balcony wrestler's nosedive

Joyriding teen handles a tree.

Shocking way to earn money

Boy turns into fireball

Drowning at Donner Lake

Quadder's Last Ride

Man drowns stilt-ice skating

Bus Driver

transmitting van that broke ic

woman dies as oxygen explodes

woman dies as oxygen explodes

Cellphone caller hit by train

bath oil secured

How not to steal a car

Fled law, found jaws

Boston Terrorism Attack

???

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in C

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