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DON'T SPIT ON TRAINS
Man electrocuted
Man tries to rob hobby store.
Into the Breech my friends!
Ambitious Eagle
Tres jóvenes mueren ahogados e
better luck next time
Man Shoots Himself
Teen falls to death at car sho
Passengers Hit by Power Line
Man Impresses date
small fish
Samaritan Crushed by Car Door
Guy throws pie at Lion
Water drinking contest
Horse Sex Evades Man's Sense
Cesar Esparza
crook avoids arrest by jumping
Police Chase Ends In Downtown
polish russian roulette
Indoor fireworks
Tower jumper lands in hot wate
H2O Poisoning
Bathroom break ends with man
Bathroom break ends with man
Teenager ignored seatbelt warn
"Lucky" killed while stealing.
Man Dies In South Chattanooga
Burglar Ignores 2 signs
Stones may break my bones RW.
Socrates?
Moles revenge
Man falls 17 stories and lives
Copper Thief Electrocutes Self
Taking a wrong turn
man survives 17 storey fall
This guy deserves to be here
Steve Irwin impersonator
Boy jumps to his death after e
Stones may break my bones
"Extremely experienced" hikers
Never Smash A WD-40 Can
Drunken man rescued from freez
Artillery Shell Table Leg
How to kill a Mole!
shocked copper thief
Woman drank herself to death
Ate Bag of Crack
Hold your pee for a Wii
Chimny sweep
Teen Stole Daddys Porsche
Don't Pee...win a Wii
Don't Pee...win a Wii
Hey! Let's play on thin ice!
Human Cable Box
Girl killed refused seatbelt
Gun Kills Man
Mum drinks so kids can Wii
She drank herself to death
Hold Your Wee for a Wii
Radio Contest Fatality
Drunk water
Drunk water
Drunk water
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16
Radio show pulled after woman'
you can tell 'em, but...
Woman Drinks herself to death
When you gotta go
Girl, 18, killed in crash hour
Girl, 18
Grand Canyon Darwin Award
Woman dies for drinking water
Engagement Makes Big Splat
Wii contest kills loser
Shunt ripped
Wee for Wii Proves fatal
Man dies in tractor accident
Ambulance Jumping
Deadly Hobby
Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil
graffitti vandals
Hold your wee for a wii
German fried in mole-electrocu
Mole Trap Kills Man
death by rail
Mole Electrocution
German fried in mole-electrocu
Snake Boy
Mole Busting German
All for a Wii
Woman dies after Wii competiti
killer water
Large man, small duct...
Strange Radio Game
The moles in the lawn, idiot!
The Anti-Mole? Ummm..no...
water intoxication
Woman dies competing for Wii
Woman dies trying to win a Wii
US woman dies after water cont
Intoxicated on water
Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil
Death after holding pee
Mole killer
Water intoxication blamed in d
Doesn't hold water
Holding your wee
Don't wee for a Wii
Hold your wee for a Wii
Man kills self not moles
Woman drinks so much water she
Woman Dies from Drinking Water
Water-Drinking Contest Death
Woman Dies Overdrinking Water
Woman drinks so much water she
Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Water for Wii: Lethal
Moles 1 Man 0
Pee-Holding Death
Hold Your Wee For A Wii
Not enough Wee
Waterlogged
Moles won!
Hold Your Wee For A Wii
Smart dog... Dumb hunter.
Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Trains and Graffiti
D.I.Y. Mole Killer
Dumb crook thats dies
Mole Killer Kills creator
Man vs Mole - Mole Wins
Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil
Man electrocuted by mole kille
look before you leap
Graffitti vandal hit by train
Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil
Radical Constipation Cure?
Mole Killer
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil
Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil
Zapp
Intruder Suffocates in Cooling
Elmwood man's fingers severed
Men died trying to steal coppe
Apparent break-in ends tragica
The Mole
Air vent asphxiates burglar
Intruder suffocates in cooling
Mole Killer Backfires
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Body Found On Delta Plane
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Man Asphyxiates in Rooftop Ven
Moles 1 Gardener 0
Airline Stowaway
Apparent break-in ends tragica
man electrocutes himself
This'll Show Him
Deadly Dive
TRAGIC BREAK IN
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Stupid
Deadly Crafts
Da mole totentanz
Burglar Found ead in Air Duct
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
380 volt electric mole trap
Maulwurfjagd endet tötlich
Intruder found dead in duct
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Holy Moly
German gardener electrocuted
The mole, not a spy story
Wile E. Coyote vs Road Runner
The Moles Survived
Pellet pistols at gun fights
do-it-yourself mole killer
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Whack a mole.. or yourself
Man zapped in Mole Hunt
German dies trying to extermin
Bid to electrocute moles fatal
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Mole-killer
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Escavation Extermination
Shocking Moles!
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Mole vengance
Eletrocuted by Mole-Zapper
Moles: 1 Man: 0
Killed by the mole
Man vs. Mole. Moles win!
Man killed by mole killer
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Do-it-yourself mole killer
German dies trying to extermin
Deadly Mole Hunt
Pedal faster!
Electrocuted by Mole Killer
Would-be Mole-killer
High voltage moles
German dies trying to extermin
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Electrocute Moles and More
Man versus Moles
Man versus Moles
Maulwurfjagd endet für 63-Jähr
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Man kills himself not moles
MOLE-KILLER
380V kills would-be mole kille
do-it-yourself mole-killer
Mole hunt
the moles win
Copper THief Electrocuted
Man Electrocuted / Mole Killer
Man electrocuted by mole-kille
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Mole Killer
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
A new twist on "whack-a-mole"
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Man electrocuted by do-it-your
Suicide by homemade mole trap
Do-it-yourself Mole Killer
Suicide by homemade mole trap
Do-it-yourself Mole Killer
Killed by 380 Volt
Galway burnt out car
No Honour Among Car Thieves.
Dead motorcyclist wore no helm
Lawyer story
I'm immune to malaria
Dont graffitti
Skiing without lessons
young ladies silly mistake
pigeons 1 dope dealer 0
Fleeing suspect killed by trai
Man dies in drain horror
He's Lost His Marbles!
Urban Explorers
Urban Explorers
Urban Explorers
Suits Not About the Money
Man Robs Same Bank Twice
Home made bomb accident
Shocking
A slight over-reaction...
Idiot believes God will save..
Man jumps from ambulance
Man Run Over, Set On Fire By O
High wire escapade
a Darwin television show
Copper thief made fatal error
Man killed trying to snip wire
David Grundman - Cactus Killer
Robber dies electrocuted
Copper Thief
Porch roof falls, kills man
Live Wire
Would-be copper thief
Price of copper skyrockets!
Live Hydro Wire Snipped
Man killed stealing hydro wire
Would be-copper thief
Home made bomb bombs home!
Shocling revelation
Would-be Quebec thief electroc
Would-be Quebec thief electroc
Porch roof falls, kills man t
Boy Mimicks Husseins Execution
Blown up by his own bomb?
Nature's laws
posting sign kills man
Lincolnshire Suicide Bomber
Woman Drowns in Beach Sex Romp
Hyphy Stund
Boy mimics Hussein hanging
Man Killed Stripping North End
Antifreeze punch
Train surfing
Catching the train
porch roof collapse kills man
Nedelin
Man killed stripping house
Porch roof falls, kills man tr
Porch roof collapse kills man
Satnav on, brain off
Texas Boy Hangs Self; Saw Sadd
porch support theft death
house falls on man
Porch roof kills thief
Boys die copying Saddam hangin
Porch Collapse
Boy Mimics Saddam Hanging
TV rocket car
child hangs self after sadaam
Inadvertent New Year Poisoning
Over-exposure to TV was deadly
Chased and caught
playing hangman for real?
Tragic blonde moment
Drop roof on head and die!
Tragic blonde moment
Pakistani child imitating Sadd
Roof -vs- Thief
Is it Unloaded?
Boy who hanged self may have c
No Support
Porch roof collapse
Gravity wins again.
Gun Cleaning
What a great honeymoon!
Squished Support Stealer
Another Metal Stealing
Happy New Year!
Boy Dies Mimicking Saddam's ha
Saddam's execution blamed
Antifreeze =/= Booze
I told you i was hardcore
Last call!
Antifreeze Cocktail
Gun owner's death ruled accide
drug testing
The Big Bang Theory Explored
Handcuff Suspect Flees Police
DROWNED WHILE MOWING THE LAWN
The Road to Hell
Ghost riding the whip
Driving in the mall
New Years Resolution
Pakistani oy Copies Saddam
First Swim of the Year
Hip-hop car stunt _ `ghost rid
Unintended vasectomy
Ghost Ridin' the Whip
The Magician
Smoking is hazardous to health
Teen Killed in Tank Explosion
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DON'T SPIT ON TRAINS

Man electrocuted

Man tries to rob hobby store.

Into the Breech my friends!

Ambitious Eagle

Tres jóvenes mueren ahogados e

better luck next time

Man Shoots Himself

Teen falls to death at car sho

Passengers Hit by Power Line

Man Impresses date

small fish

Samaritan Crushed by Car Door

Guy throws pie at Lion

Water drinking contest

Horse Sex Evades Man's Sense

Cesar Esparza

crook avoids arrest by jumping

Police Chase Ends In Downtown

polish russian roulette

Indoor fireworks

Tower jumper lands in hot wate

H2O Poisoning

Bathroom break ends with man

Bathroom break ends with man

Teenager ignored seatbelt warn

"Lucky" killed while stealing.

Man Dies In South Chattanooga

Burglar Ignores 2 signs

Stones may break my bones RW.

Socrates?

Moles revenge

Man falls 17 stories and lives

Copper Thief Electrocutes Self

Taking a wrong turn

man survives 17 storey fall

This guy deserves to be here

Steve Irwin impersonator

Boy jumps to his death after e

Stones may break my bones

"Extremely experienced" hikers

Never Smash A WD-40 Can

Drunken man rescued from freez

Artillery Shell Table Leg

How to kill a Mole!

shocked copper thief

Woman drank herself to death

Ate Bag of Crack

Hold your pee for a Wii

Chimny sweep

Teen Stole Daddys Porsche

Don't Pee...win a Wii

Don't Pee...win a Wii

Hey! Let's play on thin ice!

Human Cable Box

Girl killed refused seatbelt

Gun Kills Man

Mum drinks so kids can Wii

She drank herself to death

Hold Your Wee for a Wii

Radio Contest Fatality

Drunk water

Drunk water

Drunk water

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16

Radio show pulled after woman'

you can tell 'em, but...

Woman Drinks herself to death

When you gotta go

Girl, 18, killed in crash hour

Girl, 18

Grand Canyon Darwin Award

Woman dies for drinking water

Engagement Makes Big Splat

Wii contest kills loser

Shunt ripped

Wee for Wii Proves fatal

Man dies in tractor accident

Ambulance Jumping

Deadly Hobby

Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil

graffitti vandals

Hold your wee for a wii

German fried in mole-electrocu

Mole Trap Kills Man

death by rail

Mole Electrocution

German fried in mole-electrocu

Snake Boy

Mole Busting German

All for a Wii

Woman dies after Wii competiti

killer water

Large man, small duct...

Strange Radio Game

The moles in the lawn, idiot!

The Anti-Mole? Ummm..no...

water intoxication

Woman dies competing for Wii

Woman dies trying to win a Wii

US woman dies after water cont

Intoxicated on water

Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil

Death after holding pee

Mole killer

Water intoxication blamed in d

Doesn't hold water

Holding your wee

Don't wee for a Wii

Hold your wee for a Wii

Man kills self not moles

Woman drinks so much water she

Woman Dies from Drinking Water

Water-Drinking Contest Death

Woman Dies Overdrinking Water

Woman drinks so much water she

Wiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Water for Wii: Lethal

Moles 1 Man 0

Pee-Holding Death

Hold Your Wee For A Wii

Not enough Wee

Waterlogged

Moles won!

Hold Your Wee For A Wii

Smart dog... Dumb hunter.

Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Trains and Graffiti

D.I.Y. Mole Killer

Dumb crook thats dies

Mole Killer Kills creator

Man vs Mole - Mole Wins

Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil

Man electrocuted by mole kille

look before you leap

Graffitti vandal hit by train

Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil

Radical Constipation Cure?

Mole Killer

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil

Man's Homemade Mole Killer Kil

Zapp

Intruder Suffocates in Cooling

Elmwood man's fingers severed

Men died trying to steal coppe

Apparent break-in ends tragica

The Mole

Air vent asphxiates burglar

Intruder suffocates in cooling

Mole Killer Backfires

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Body Found On Delta Plane

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Man Asphyxiates in Rooftop Ven

Moles 1 Gardener 0

Airline Stowaway

Apparent break-in ends tragica

man electrocutes himself

This'll Show Him

Deadly Dive

TRAGIC BREAK IN

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Stupid

Deadly Crafts

Da mole totentanz

Burglar Found ead in Air Duct

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

380 volt electric mole trap

Maulwurfjagd endet tötlich

Intruder found dead in duct

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Holy Moly

German gardener electrocuted

The mole, not a spy story

Wile E. Coyote vs Road Runner

The Moles Survived

Pellet pistols at gun fights

do-it-yourself mole killer

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Whack a mole.. or yourself

Man zapped in Mole Hunt

German dies trying to extermin

Bid to electrocute moles fatal

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Mole-killer

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Escavation Extermination

Shocking Moles!

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Mole vengance

Eletrocuted by Mole-Zapper

Moles: 1 Man: 0

Killed by the mole

Man vs. Mole. Moles win!

Man killed by mole killer

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Do-it-yourself mole killer

German dies trying to extermin

Deadly Mole Hunt

Pedal faster!

Electrocuted by Mole Killer

Would-be Mole-killer

High voltage moles

German dies trying to extermin

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Electrocute Moles and More

Man versus Moles

Man versus Moles

Maulwurfjagd endet für 63-Jähr

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Man kills himself not moles

MOLE-KILLER

380V kills would-be mole kille

do-it-yourself mole-killer

Mole hunt

the moles win

Copper THief Electrocuted

Man Electrocuted / Mole Killer

Man electrocuted by mole-kille

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Mole Killer

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

A new twist on "whack-a-mole"

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Man electrocuted by do-it-your

Suicide by homemade mole trap

Do-it-yourself Mole Killer

Suicide by homemade mole trap

Do-it-yourself Mole Killer

Killed by 380 Volt

Galway burnt out car

No Honour Among Car Thieves.

Dead motorcyclist wore no helm

Lawyer story

I'm immune to malaria

Dont graffitti

Skiing without lessons

young ladies silly mistake

pigeons 1 dope dealer 0

Fleeing suspect killed by trai

Man dies in drain horror

He's Lost His Marbles!

Urban Explorers

Urban Explorers

Urban Explorers

Suits Not About the Money

Man Robs Same Bank Twice

Home made bomb accident

Shocking

A slight over-reaction...

Idiot believes God will save..

Man jumps from ambulance

Man Run Over, Set On Fire By O

High wire escapade

a Darwin television show

Copper thief made fatal error

Man killed trying to snip wire

David Grundman - Cactus Killer

Robber dies electrocuted

Copper Thief

Porch roof falls, kills man

Live Wire

Would-be copper thief

Price of copper skyrockets!

Live Hydro Wire Snipped

Man killed stealing hydro wire

Would be-copper thief

Home made bomb bombs home!

Shocling revelation

Would-be Quebec thief electroc

Would-be Quebec thief electroc

Porch roof falls, kills man t

Boy Mimicks Husseins Execution

Blown up by his own bomb?

Nature's laws

posting sign kills man

Lincolnshire Suicide Bomber

Woman Drowns in Beach Sex Romp

Hyphy Stund

Boy mimics Hussein hanging

Man Killed Stripping North End

Antifreeze punch

Train surfing

Catching the train

porch roof collapse kills man

Nedelin

Man killed stripping house

Porch roof falls, kills man tr

Porch roof collapse kills man

Satnav on, brain off

Texas Boy Hangs Self; Saw Sadd

porch support theft death

house falls on man

Porch roof kills thief

Boys die copying Saddam hangin

Porch Collapse

Boy Mimics Saddam Hanging

TV rocket car

child hangs self after sadaam

Inadvertent New Year Poisoning

Over-exposure to TV was deadly

Chased and caught

playing hangman for real?

Tragic blonde moment

Drop roof on head and die!

Tragic blonde moment

Pakistani child imitating Sadd

Roof -vs- Thief

Is it Unloaded?

Boy who hanged self may have c

No Support

Porch roof collapse

Gravity wins again.

Gun Cleaning

What a great honeymoon!

Squished Support Stealer

Another Metal Stealing

Happy New Year!

Boy Dies Mimicking Saddam's ha

Saddam's execution blamed

Antifreeze =/= Booze

I told you i was hardcore

Last call!

Antifreeze Cocktail

Gun owner's death ruled accide

drug testing

The Big Bang Theory Explored

Handcuff Suspect Flees Police

DROWNED WHILE MOWING THE LAWN

The Road to Hell

Ghost riding the whip

Driving in the mall

New Years Resolution

Pakistani oy Copies Saddam

First Swim of the Year

Hip-hop car stunt _ `ghost rid

Unintended vasectomy

Ghost Ridin' the Whip

The Magician

Smoking is hazardous to health

Teen Killed in Tank Explosion

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