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2006 September Rejects

Now say "I need oxygen" I want to fly like a bird! Copper thieves get killed cutt Boy sets fire to himself Old lady killed by own car Steve Irwin the Croc Hunter Man Falls To Death During Spit A Leap of Faith Wood Chipper Wins Again Hit Man strangled by victim Guarding the camp ! Man spent life picking himself the cable thief Woman dies after choking at fa stupid people and bridges Jumpin' the Train Tree Kills Tree-feller Steve Erwin? witch doctor and animal sex Cop Commits Suicide After Perf POed Panda Fisherman electrocutes himself dumb people and bridges historic contender Memory Pillow Man Dies trying to steal wire Baby drowns in mothers vomit. Darwin Organizations Which Way Is It? Public Toilet Explosion 2 Teens Killed on RR Tracks Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Bac Dangers of the reef Blood drawing project leads t Zapped stealing copper wire Cave Diving NOT by the rules Chubby Bunny Man Bites Panda Panda Bites Man Man Killed Trying to Steal Ele darwin awards Man Killed Trying to Steal Ele spearfisherman killed by prey Women Trapped In Car Why Sonic runs funny. Wild Wild West quick draw Bricklstealer killed by bricks Marshmallow Mishap Kite -flyer killed. Man Dies Trying To Take Street Testing the Faith Grouper turns tables on diver He had no fear of snakes Car crashes through 2nd story fear of heights confirmed Electric man electrocuted dumb cop Chubby bunny Death by Chubby Bunny 2 Tables Hitman strangled by nurse Man dies in molasses pit Brit dies in pool contest Marshmallows cause death Blind Luck Woman Chokes on Marshmallows Death by Marshmallow Death By Marshmallow Woman dies at eating contest Marshmallows are dangerous Cambodian Man Stung to Death b next stop is... Cambodian Man Stung to Death b Dumb Bunny Dummy + 30 bug foggers = boom Choking chubby bunny Brit dies in pool 'contest' "entertrain" yourself Broadside of a Barn Electric Man gets electrocuted TV transmitter death Marshmallow Mishap Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver Vietnam's 'Electric Man' Elect Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver Tickling the dragon's tail No see, no hear Perfectly safe Car Makes Fatal Flight Look mom i'm evil kneivel Man Electrocuted Stealing Wire Electric man electrocuted Drive Through Apartment Marshamallow Choke read the sign Keys are for Wimps Death by Bailing Machine Car goes airborne Fishing against current clever fisherman electrocuted Some people never learn... Fish throws man back How not to open a window Super Grouper Hung Electric IF I TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF..... Man drowned by grouper No Helmet No Brains Fish kills spear-fishing diver Man breaks leg after he, daugh Electric man electrocuted Vietnam's Electric Man electro Fish kills spear-fishing diver One that didn't get away One shock too many Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver VIETNAM ELECTRIC MAN Hung Electric Goose that led a man to his de Hung Electric Electric Man Electrocuted A high voltage fisherman. A high voltage fisherman. MIRACLE IS SUNK fisherman electrocutes himself Steve Irwin Man dies in own fire Horse Fucker Lawn Mower Man Wrong door Parallel Parking's Tough Butt Rocket Auto-Erotica the not so great escape Wait Till You Get Home walking on water... Why try? Exposure Death from Lawn Mower Itchy Trigger Finger Heart was in the Right Place Look before you Glide Steve Irwin dying for a high Exploding Pants Leap between truck trailer Steve Irwin Steve Irwin's Death ERRENT MOTORIST RUNS OVER SELF Steve Irwin Exploding Crotch Steve Irwin Car Surfing Steve Irwin Animal lover. Steve Irwin Killed by Stingray Croc Hunter Steve Irwin Lifetime Achieveme Evangelist drowns trying to wa Crocodile Hunter Swinging for Darwin 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin Pet Python Kills Man in Indian Walking on Water Finale Crikey! Man dead huffing & Puffing Man dead huffing & Puffing When the croc bites... Steve "Stingray" Irwin Stingray revenge Southern Indiana man crushed t Pet Python Kills Man in Indian Steve Irwin Stung ray Snake Doctor Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter no more Lifetime Achievement Award sting rays sting Freak clash with stingray kill Naturalist Gets Darwin Award Nature Lover barbed steve erwin Heart Stung MIRACLE IS SUNK Crocodile Hunter Killed Steve Irwin - Crocodile Hunter Lifetime Achievement Award steve irwin: death by stingray Steve Irwin Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter man finally meets his maker Steve Irwin killed by stinray Stephen Robert "Steve" Irwin Steve Irwin S. Irwin The Real Croc Dundee! CRIKEY! Steve Irwin Steve Irwin Steve Irwin 4'o clock Tea (kind off..) Shallow End Dive "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin dies Croc Hunter killed by stingray Croc Hunter Killed by Ray Should Have Stuck With Crocs The Crocodile Hunter Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin K Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin killed by stingray Steve Irwin - Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin crocadile hunter dies Not A Crock Crocodile Hunter dies... Crocodile Hunter Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin is dead... Now where did we park it? Croc Hunter Croaks Croc Hunter finally got killed Crocodile Hunter killed by Sti Steve Irwin Finally Dies Crikey! Steve Irwin killed by stingray Bike rider in Boulder Creek hi Walking (on? under.) water Miracle is sunk Walking on water! Or not... Priest in Gabun Wet Pastor Student Dies Jumping Train Pastor tries to walk on water Man hit by own trailer while d Evangelist drowns trying to wa Evangelist drowns trying to wa Out Of The Frying Pan... TESTING THE FAITH

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