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Crocodile Hunter

2006 Reader Submission
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(cut directly from CNN's website)

***QUOTE FOLLOWS*** Steve Irwin, the enthusiastic "Crocodile Hunter" who enthralled audiences around the world with his wildlife adventures, died Monday morning after being stung by a stingray while shooting a TV program off Australia's north coast.

Media reports say Irwin was snorkeling at Batt Reef, a part of the Great Barrier Reef about 9 miles (about 15 kilometers) from the town of Port Douglas, when the incident happened.

Irwin, 44, was killed by a stingray barb that pierced his chest, according to Cairns police sources.

Irwin was in the area to film pieces for a show called "The Ocean's Deadliest" with Philippe Cousteau, grandson of Jacques, according to Irwin's manager and friend John Stainton. But weather had prevented the crew from doing work for that program, Stainton said, so Irwin decided to do some softer features for a new children's TV show he was doing with his daughter, Bindi.

"He came over the top of a stingray that was buried in the sand, and the barb came up and hit him in the chest," Stainton said." ***END OF QUOTE***

All of us know who the crocodile hunter is/was by now. He did this sort of stuff every day and yet people pretend to be surprised when he dies doing it. He even called his documentary "The Ocean's DEADLIEST". Duh! Well, farewell to one more idiot. Pardon me if I sound cold, but you know it's true.

Submitted on 09/05/2006

Submitted by: John Philippi
Reference: CNN; September 4, 2006

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Sheryl said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Pardon me if I don't bother to comment.


Fitzroy said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Whatever chances he took in life, Steve Irwin's death apparently was not the result of spectacular stupidity. Unless new information emerges indicating the he deliberately provoked the ray, there is no self-selection here. Still, the submission is appreciated.


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