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2006 September Rejects
Now say "I need oxygen"
I want to fly like a bird!
Copper thieves get killed cutt
Boy sets fire to himself
Old lady killed by own car
Steve Irwin the Croc Hunter
Man Falls To Death During Spit
A Leap of Faith
Wood Chipper Wins Again
Hit Man strangled by victim
Guarding the camp !
Man spent life picking himself
the cable thief
Woman dies after choking at fa
stupid people and bridges
Jumpin' the Train
Tree Kills Tree-feller
Steve Erwin?
witch doctor and animal sex
Cop Commits Suicide After Perf
POed Panda
Fisherman electrocutes himself
dumb people and bridges
historic contender
Memory Pillow
Man Dies trying to steal wire
Baby drowns in mothers vomit.
Darwin Organizations
Which Way Is It?
Public Toilet Explosion
2 Teens Killed on RR Tracks
Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Bac
Dangers of the reef
Blood drawing project leads t
Zapped stealing copper wire
Cave Diving NOT by the rules
Chubby Bunny
Man Bites Panda
Panda Bites Man
Man Killed Trying to Steal Ele
darwin awards
Man Killed Trying to Steal Ele
spearfisherman killed by prey
Women Trapped In Car
Why Sonic runs funny.
Wild Wild West quick draw
Bricklstealer killed by bricks
Marshmallow Mishap
Kite -flyer killed.
Man Dies Trying To Take Street
Testing the Faith
Grouper turns tables on diver
He had no fear of snakes
Car crashes through 2nd story
fear of heights confirmed
Electric man electrocuted
dumb cop
Chubby bunny
Death by Chubby Bunny
2 Tables
Hitman strangled by nurse
Man dies in molasses pit
Brit dies in pool contest
Marshmallows cause death
Blind Luck
Woman Chokes on Marshmallows
Death by Marshmallow
Death By Marshmallow
Woman dies at eating contest
Marshmallows are dangerous
Cambodian Man Stung to Death b
next stop is...
Cambodian Man Stung to Death b
Dumb Bunny
Dummy + 30 bug foggers = boom
Choking chubby bunny
Brit dies in pool 'contest'
"entertrain" yourself
Broadside of a Barn
Electric Man gets electrocuted
TV transmitter death
Marshmallow Mishap
Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver
Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver
Vietnam's 'Electric Man' Elect
Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver
Tickling the dragon's tail
No see, no hear
Perfectly safe
Car Makes Fatal Flight
Look mom i'm evil kneivel
Man Electrocuted Stealing Wire
Electric man electrocuted
Drive Through Apartment
Marshamallow Choke
read the sign
Keys are for Wimps
Death by Bailing Machine
Car goes airborne
Fishing against current
clever fisherman electrocuted
Some people never learn...
Fish throws man back
How not to open a window
Super Grouper
Hung Electric
IF I TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF.....
Man drowned by grouper
No Helmet No Brains
Fish kills spear-fishing diver
Man breaks leg after he, daugh
Electric man electrocuted
Vietnam's Electric Man electro
Fish kills spear-fishing diver
One that didn't get away
One shock too many
Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver
VIETNAM ELECTRIC MAN
Hung Electric
Goose that led a man to his de
Hung Electric
Electric Man Electrocuted
A high voltage fisherman.
A high voltage fisherman.
MIRACLE IS SUNK
fisherman electrocutes himself
Steve Irwin
Man dies in own fire
Horse Fucker
Lawn Mower Man
Wrong door
Parallel Parking's Tough
Butt Rocket
Auto-Erotica
the not so great escape
Wait Till You Get Home
walking on water...
Why try?
Exposure Death from Lawn Mower
Itchy Trigger Finger
Heart was in the Right Place
Look before you Glide
Steve Irwin
dying for a high
Exploding Pants
Leap between truck trailer
Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin's Death
ERRENT MOTORIST RUNS OVER SELF
Steve Irwin
Exploding Crotch
Steve Irwin
Car Surfing
Steve Irwin
Animal lover.
Steve Irwin Killed by Stingray
Croc Hunter
Steve Irwin Lifetime Achieveme
Evangelist drowns trying to wa
Crocodile Hunter
Swinging for Darwin
'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin
Pet Python Kills Man in Indian
Walking on Water Finale
Crikey!
Man dead huffing & Puffing
Man dead huffing & Puffing
When the croc bites...
Steve "Stingray" Irwin
Stingray revenge
Southern Indiana man crushed t
Pet Python Kills Man in Indian
Steve Irwin
Stung ray
Snake Doctor
Steve Irwin
Crocodile Hunter no more
Lifetime Achievement Award
sting rays sting
Freak clash with stingray kill
Naturalist Gets Darwin Award
Nature Lover barbed
steve erwin
Heart Stung
MIRACLE IS SUNK
Crocodile Hunter Killed
Steve Irwin - Crocodile Hunter
Lifetime Achievement Award
steve irwin: death by stingray
Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter
man finally meets his maker
Steve Irwin killed by stinray
Stephen Robert "Steve" Irwin
Steve Irwin
S. Irwin The Real Croc Dundee!
CRIKEY!
Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin
Steve Irwin
4'o clock Tea (kind off..)
Shallow End Dive
"Crocodile Hunter" Irwin dies
Croc Hunter killed by stingray
Croc Hunter Killed by Ray
Should Have Stuck With Crocs
The Crocodile Hunter
Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin K
Crocodile Hunter
Steve Irwin killed by stingray
Steve Irwin - Crocodile Hunter
Steve Irwin
crocadile hunter dies
Not A Crock
Crocodile Hunter dies...
Crocodile Hunter
Crocodile Hunter
Steve Irwin is dead...
Now where did we park it?
Croc Hunter Croaks
Croc Hunter finally got killed
Crocodile Hunter killed by Sti
Steve Irwin Finally Dies
Crikey!
Steve Irwin killed by stingray
Bike rider in Boulder Creek hi
Walking (on? under.) water
Miracle is sunk
Walking on water! Or not...
Priest in Gabun
Wet Pastor
Student Dies Jumping Train
Pastor tries to walk on water
Man hit by own trailer while d
Evangelist drowns trying to wa
Evangelist drowns trying to wa
Out Of The Frying Pan...
TESTING THE FAITH
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Now say "I need oxygen"

I want to fly like a bird!

Copper thieves get killed cutt

Boy sets fire to himself

Old lady killed by own car

Steve Irwin the Croc Hunter

Man Falls To Death During Spit

A Leap of Faith

Wood Chipper Wins Again

Hit Man strangled by victim

Guarding the camp !

Man spent life picking himself

the cable thief

Woman dies after choking at fa

stupid people and bridges

Jumpin' the Train

Tree Kills Tree-feller

Steve Erwin?

witch doctor and animal sex

Cop Commits Suicide After Perf

POed Panda

Fisherman electrocutes himself

dumb people and bridges

historic contender

Memory Pillow

Man Dies trying to steal wire

Baby drowns in mothers vomit.

Darwin Organizations

Which Way Is It?

Public Toilet Explosion

2 Teens Killed on RR Tracks

Panda Bites Man, Man Bites Bac

Dangers of the reef

Blood drawing project leads t

Zapped stealing copper wire

Cave Diving NOT by the rules

Chubby Bunny

Man Bites Panda

Panda Bites Man

Man Killed Trying to Steal Ele

darwin awards

Man Killed Trying to Steal Ele

spearfisherman killed by prey

Women Trapped In Car

Why Sonic runs funny.

Wild Wild West quick draw

Bricklstealer killed by bricks

Marshmallow Mishap

Kite -flyer killed.

Man Dies Trying To Take Street

Testing the Faith

Grouper turns tables on diver

He had no fear of snakes

Car crashes through 2nd story

fear of heights confirmed

Electric man electrocuted

dumb cop

Chubby bunny

Death by Chubby Bunny

2 Tables

Hitman strangled by nurse

Man dies in molasses pit

Brit dies in pool contest

Marshmallows cause death

Blind Luck

Woman Chokes on Marshmallows

Death by Marshmallow

Death By Marshmallow

Woman dies at eating contest

Marshmallows are dangerous

Cambodian Man Stung to Death b

next stop is...

Cambodian Man Stung to Death b

Dumb Bunny

Dummy + 30 bug foggers = boom

Choking chubby bunny

Brit dies in pool 'contest'

"entertrain" yourself

Broadside of a Barn

Electric Man gets electrocuted

TV transmitter death

Marshmallow Mishap

Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver

Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver

Vietnam's 'Electric Man' Elect

Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver

Tickling the dragon's tail

No see, no hear

Perfectly safe

Car Makes Fatal Flight

Look mom i'm evil kneivel

Man Electrocuted Stealing Wire

Electric man electrocuted

Drive Through Apartment

Marshamallow Choke

read the sign

Keys are for Wimps

Death by Bailing Machine

Car goes airborne

Fishing against current

clever fisherman electrocuted

Some people never learn...

Fish throws man back

How not to open a window

Super Grouper

Hung Electric

IF I TOLD YOU TO JUMP OFF.....

Man drowned by grouper

No Helmet No Brains

Fish kills spear-fishing diver

Man breaks leg after he, daugh

Electric man electrocuted

Vietnam's Electric Man electro

Fish kills spear-fishing diver

One that didn't get away

One shock too many

Fish Kills Spear-Fishing Diver

VIETNAM ELECTRIC MAN

Hung Electric

Goose that led a man to his de

Hung Electric

Electric Man Electrocuted

A high voltage fisherman.

A high voltage fisherman.

MIRACLE IS SUNK

fisherman electrocutes himself

Steve Irwin

Man dies in own fire

Horse Fucker

Lawn Mower Man

Wrong door

Parallel Parking's Tough

Butt Rocket

Auto-Erotica

the not so great escape

Wait Till You Get Home

walking on water...

Why try?

Exposure Death from Lawn Mower

Itchy Trigger Finger

Heart was in the Right Place

Look before you Glide

Steve Irwin

dying for a high

Exploding Pants

Leap between truck trailer

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin's Death

ERRENT MOTORIST RUNS OVER SELF

Steve Irwin

Exploding Crotch

Steve Irwin

Car Surfing

Steve Irwin

Animal lover.

Steve Irwin Killed by Stingray

Croc Hunter

Steve Irwin Lifetime Achieveme

Evangelist drowns trying to wa

Crocodile Hunter

Swinging for Darwin

'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin

Pet Python Kills Man in Indian

Walking on Water Finale

Crikey!

Man dead huffing & Puffing

Man dead huffing & Puffing

When the croc bites...

Steve "Stingray" Irwin

Stingray revenge

Southern Indiana man crushed t

Pet Python Kills Man in Indian

Steve Irwin

Stung ray

Snake Doctor

Steve Irwin

Crocodile Hunter no more

Lifetime Achievement Award

sting rays sting

Freak clash with stingray kill

Naturalist Gets Darwin Award

Nature Lover barbed

steve erwin

Heart Stung

MIRACLE IS SUNK

Crocodile Hunter Killed

Steve Irwin - Crocodile Hunter

Lifetime Achievement Award

steve irwin: death by stingray

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter

man finally meets his maker

Steve Irwin killed by stinray

Stephen Robert "Steve" Irwin

Steve Irwin

S. Irwin The Real Croc Dundee!

CRIKEY!

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin

4'o clock Tea (kind off..)

Shallow End Dive

"Crocodile Hunter" Irwin dies

Croc Hunter killed by stingray

Croc Hunter Killed by Ray

Should Have Stuck With Crocs

The Crocodile Hunter

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin K

Crocodile Hunter

Steve Irwin killed by stingray

Steve Irwin - Crocodile Hunter

Steve Irwin

crocadile hunter dies

Not A Crock

Crocodile Hunter dies...

Crocodile Hunter

Crocodile Hunter

Steve Irwin is dead...

Now where did we park it?

Croc Hunter Croaks

Croc Hunter finally got killed

Crocodile Hunter killed by Sti

Steve Irwin Finally Dies

Crikey!

Steve Irwin killed by stingray

Bike rider in Boulder Creek hi

Walking (on? under.) water

Miracle is sunk

Walking on water! Or not...

Priest in Gabun

Wet Pastor

Student Dies Jumping Train

Pastor tries to walk on water

Man hit by own trailer while d

Evangelist drowns trying to wa

Evangelist drowns trying to wa

Out Of The Frying Pan...

TESTING THE FAITH

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