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2006 August Rejects

Walking on Water Evangelist drowns trying to wa stealing "hot" wire Man Burned in Prince George Su Against Faith Miracle is sunk Man dies in try to jump canal Still not enough faith Deputies: Man Dies Trying To C Power Pole Smash Deputies: Man Dies Trying To C Failing to Walk on Water Evel Knievel He's Not Power Pole Lumberjack man gives children 40mm shell Kids Get Bomb for Present Why take everybody with you? Miracle Is Sunk Going Out With a Bang Watch Where You're Going! Naples man killed trying to ju Mop plunge How not to ride an ATV. One tough tree Naples man killed trying to ju Killed By A Higher Power Pole Naples man killed trying to ju Just cause Jesus did it... Man kills self driving ATV Deputies: Man Dies Trying To C Flick of A Lighter A flicker of a lighter kills.. Light Sabre Battle A Flick of a Lighter... Bad Idea of The Week Gas Pipeline Looter w/Zippo Lighter + Gasoline in Iraq Train Kills Man on Mower A very short crime spree Suicide by mercury and Draino Petting the police dog Walkies! No, No, Bud Light Dogs make bad drivers Teaching dog to drive Kidnap Attempt Thwarted Woman teaches dog to drive Not your ordinary car wreck lady dies / pooch driving Jumping a train @ 40 mph Woman Crashes Teaches Dog to D Student killed by train Under the Bridge Man dies jumping from bridge Funeral deaths Criticker: the new crack. Man Gets out of a Car Converting lions to Jesus TEL Thomas Kenosha Man Killed in Accident Get a REAL helmet Cheerleader gets shot in dare Darwin Darwined Digging all the way egyptian shoe horn escapees Man electrocuted while stealin Asshole Launchpad death by woodchipper Junk in the Trunk Man Killed by Wood Chipper Man Using Wood Chipper Killed drowning due fire Electrocution in Baptism Polish Lumberjack Nitrogen, wine, & Tongues Robber shoots himself Don't Fence Me In Anchors Aweigh Cheapskate Sliced and Diced Its Moving Day,..,.. Buming a rocket Woman Mauled bathing dog Jet Luge bad guy and k9 sump Not Like Father Like Son Dearth by Cleaning Man dies opening grenade with Burglar kills self Knight killed by a lightning Hammer Blow Bird rescue kills 5 forget about thr past and you Killed after an accident Glock trumps Daisy Kenosha Man Killed In Wood Chi ive done it a hundred ttimes Man Climbs Out of Truck Window Bad Guy and K9 Jump That didn't hurt -- for long. Man Dies after Climbing Out Man dies after being pulled in Manwich Man dies in wood chipper Truck Window Platform 'Strange' pickup accident Wood Chipper Death Home Invader Shoots Self The recent expliosives plot Fickle wind killed man wearing 5 die trying to save pigeon 5 die trying to save pigeon Is this the button to Push? Woodchipper death What not to do with fireworks Brazil Indiana man dies when p Death By Wood Chipper Man killed in wood chipper Kenosha Man Dies in Wood Chipp A Chip Off the Old Stump Kenosha man killed in wood chi How not to open a grenade... Wood Chipper Death Wood Chipper Wood Chipper Man Killed in a Wood Chipper wood-chipper accident Knock Knock KABOOM Man VS Machine man ides by wood chipper Brazilian man dies opening roc Man killed in wood chipper acc Wood Chipper Accident Man Dies in Wood Chipper Accid Man dies after being pulled in Killed by luck Wood Chipper Claims Another Death by wood chipper Man Killed By Wood Chipper A Chip Off the Old Block Potion gone wrong Man who cut into power line di Man killed in wood chipper acc Man dies after being pulled in Dies trying to open a grenade Man killed in wood chipper acc Man’s Face Burned In Fireworks Fell Off the hood of a car Smashing grenades From bad luck to Darwin Award "Is that all you got" Man killed in wood chipper acc Man vs Woodchipper Wood Chipper tunnels in sand Chipper chap Man Tapes Firework to Head, th Touch Wood Feelin a bit chipper How not to open a grenade Town finally got Darwin award Man’s Face Burned In Fireworks Train track nap grenade vs. sledgehammer Wake up Casey Jones Smashing a garnet Man hit in head by train Slow Learner Burn Thyme 'Sex game' kills teenager How not to open a grenade How not to open a grenade Final Resting Place Burgler Bleeds to death while Burgler Bleeds to death while How not to open a grenade Man Dies Taking Sledgehammer t let the grenade be How Not To Open A Grenade Sledgehammer to Grenade Opening RPGs with a hammer How not to open a grenade! RPG + Sledhammer = Darwinism Bombs Do Occasionally Explode Mans swing ends with a bang It's Hammer Time! Let the Grenade Lie 5 die trying to save pigeon Moto-Surf Deaths Tink, Tink, Tink, BOOM Chav Roundabout Ride Brazilian dies opening RPG Brazilian man dies opening roc Live by the Car, Die by the Ca Better idea: Just leave the gr How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade Better idea: Just leave the gr Car Dodging At-Risk Survivor Car Dodging At-Risk Survivor Cracking open a live grenade Turtle Dive How not to open a Grenade How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade... Five dead, one pigeon How not to open a granade Fan killed in mosh pit. The Deadliest Pinata Five die trying to save pigeon ...All Over A Pigeon Grenade Kill at a Car Garage Man Sledgehammers Grenade, Die How NOT to Open a Grenade man cuts off own penis man opens grenade with hammer Grenades and Hammers Don't Mix How not to open a grenade Having a Blast at Work Man Successfully Opens Grenade Man dies opening grenade with How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade... Here's how not to open a grena Ready For Your Close-Up? How Not To Open A Grenade hammer time Five die trying to save pigeon A new respect for explosives. Opening a grenade I really like rpg's Swing low, Swing Blow How not to open a grenade... RPG Mistake Man Breaks into WVC home; Blee How not to open a grenade... How not to open a Grenade Car Thieves Are Killed Running Man dies opening grenade with Man dies opening grenade with man hits grenade with hammer Sledgehammer vs RPG How Not To Open A Grenade How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade Sleghammering Brazilian Trouble in Paradise? Man dies opening grenade with Flaming Banana Suit How Not to open a grenade How not to open a grenade How not to open a grenade. How not to open a grenade... Sledgehammer and Grande's Dont How not to open a grenade... Grenade Snafu! Hammer on RPG RPG and a Sledge Hammer How not to open a grenade... Brazilian man dies opening roc How not to open a grenade Getting Hammered What's with opening grenades? How not to open a grenade How Not to Open a Grenade Lawyer's Justice Woman jumps from truck Out with a bang! "How not to open a grenade" How not to open a grenade... Glass Attention-getting How not to open a grenade... Man dies using sledgehammer A Sledgehammer? How not to disarma grenade Grenade 1, Man+Sledgehammer 0 Hammer time! How not to Open a Hand Grenade Boom. Headshot. Tap. Tap. KABOOM. How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade... Sledgehammer plus grenade How not to open a grenade... how not to open a Grenade. Slegehammer to Grenade... How not to open a grenade pipe bomb kills fisherman Grenade 1:Man 0 How not to open a grenade.. man dies using sledgehammer on How not to open a grenade... Tippecanoe off the Canoe How not to open a grenade.. Sledgehammer and grenade Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em man + grenade + sledgehammer man + grenade + sledgehammer How not to open a grenade How not to open a grenade... A good window A bad night Man dies using sledgehammer on How not to open a grenade... Opening Grenade with Hammer How not to open a grenade RPG Hammer Brazillian dies hammering RPG 2 brothers Grenades and sledgehammers How NOT to open a grenade How not to open a grenade... Grenades and Hammers Thief Breaks Glass Man Dies Taking Sledgehammer t Man dies using sledgehammer on How Not to Open a Grenade How not to open a grenade Grenade How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade Grenade and the sledgehammer Hard Hitter Blowing ones self away.... HOW NOT TO OPEN A HAND GRENADE intruder bleeds to death How not to open a grenade... Man dies opening a grenade Burglar Breaking Through Windo How not to open a grenade... New Fangled Grenade Opener It's not Hammer time. How not to open a Grenade How not to open a grenade... Parachutist gets tangled Man Dies Taking Sledgehammer t How not to open a grenade Grenade and Sledgehammer How not to open a grenade How Not to Open a Grenade Invader bleeds to death Invader bleeds to death If You MUST Open A Grenade... Man Dies Taking Sledgehammer t How Not to Open a Grenade Man dies opening grenade with How to open a Grenade Man Opens Grenade, Not Piñata Man Dies Taking Sledgehammer t Grenade and Sledgehammer How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade How not to open a grenade Sledgehammer vs grenade Man dies opening grenade with Man dies opening grenade with Man dies opening grenade with Man dies opening grenade with rocket propelled grenade Sledgehammer vs Grenade How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade... Man dies opening grenade with She must've ditched Drivers Ed How NOT to Dispose of a Grenad How not to open a grenade Man dies opening grenade with DIY: How to open a grenade How not to open a grenade... Opening a grenade Dumb has a new definition How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade... Man Opens Grenade with Hammer! openning grenade with sledgeha How not to open a grenade Grenades for Fun & Profit How not to open a grenade Man dies opening grenade with RPC+Sledgehammer=idiot How not to open a grenade... Man Dies Opening Grenade How not to open a grenade Man Sledgehammers Grenade, Die How not to open a grenade... Man dies trying to open a hand How not to open a grenade How not to open a grenade... How Not to Open a Grenade Man dies opening grenade with How not to open a grenade How not to disarm a grenade How not to open a grenade... How not to open a grenade... open grenade with sledgehammer How not to open a grenade open grenade with sledgehammer open grenade with sledgehammer Man dies opening grenade with How not to open a grenade Instant Darwin!! Man dies opening grenade with Sledgehammer and a Grenade The Sledgehammer & Grenade Thud thud thud BANG! Man tries to open a grenade Using a hammer on a Grenade!? Grenade + Sledgehammer = uh-oh Out With A Bang Brazilian Nerd A man, a grenade, and a hammer Man dies opening grenade with Grenades & Sledgehammers How not to open a grenade 2 people riding on roof die in Man dies using sledgehammer on Man dies opening grenade with Sledgehammer on RPG Opened Grenade w/ Hammer Man sledgehammers grenade Man dies opening grenade with Brazilian Wax Man dies using sledgehammer on Man dies using sledgehammer on Two brothers were killed in Catch me if you can Jackman man killed in workshop Don't Try this at home Bring a knife to a gun fight Plea Bargain? Pipe bomb fishing Runover by Dad cut penis Man dies after fall from bridg Brothers die in separate crash Homemade pipe bomb kills Brazi Pipe Bomb Fisherman Pipe bomb kills Fisherman Going Fishin' A Bit More Info Explosion harms Augusta man. Mainiac Dog destroys Elvis' teddy bear Man Hanging Out of Car Is Kill Hey, watch this! car thief sets himself on fire SHOT DRIVER DIES AFTER SMASH Teen killed in jump from tract Lost gunfight w/ sleeping man Porcupine Poking BANG! And the house is gone! Dead Driver Shot Died With His Boots On Died With His Boots On Man uses petrol as cleaner What a Fuel! Man Report's stolen Marijuana Man drops off to sleep Waitress Gets Own ID When Card Cliff Death Tractor Man uses petrol as cleaner Bargain-Basement Liposuction

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