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Siphon Gas with a Shop Vac

2006 Reader Submission
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http://www.newzjunky.com/record/coplog060730c.htm

July 30, 2006

Man Injured in Jet Ski Explosion

CHAUMONT -- A 20-year-old man suffered first- and second-degree burns to his face, hands and arms when a 1998 Sea-Doo jet ski exploded Saturday, state police said.

According to a police report, Jonathan A. Channell, 120 Jackson Creek Rd., Erin, N.Y., was attempting to siphon an oil mixture from a jet ski's gas tank by using a shop vac that was plugged into an electrical outlet when the fire erupted. The shop vac and jet ski were later recovered from the water by fire personnel.

The explosion occurred at about 12:30 p.m. near the water at 26731 Three Mile Point Rd. South in the town of Lyme.

Mr. Channell was transported to Upstate Medical Center in Syracuse by helicopter after an ambulance exited Interstate 81 at Pulaski.

His injuries were reported to be not life threatening.

Submitted on 07/31/2006

Submitted by: Joe Burke
Reference: Newzjunky.com 7/30/06

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James said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, Joe. We received a couple of similar stories in the past month and a half (which are under consideration). Unfortunately, this one doesn't quite come up to the standard of stupidity we seek, especially given the alarming frequency of this sort of mishap!


Fitzroy said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Earlier I hit the archives because of one of these gas siphoning gone awry stories. Apparently, this sort of thing is pretty common, so I'll go negative for a different reason. Even so, the submission is appreciated.


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