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Driver who ran red light in Va

2006 Reader Submission
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A man who allegedly stole a case of beer from a Vancouver food mart this morning died moments later when the car he was driving ran a red light and was struck by another vehicle.

Officials with the Clark County Sheriff’s Office said the man, who was in his 20s, died at the scene at the intersection of Northeast 94th Avenue and Padden Parkway. Authorities won’t release his name until his family is notified.

Two others were injured in the crash.

James Sylvester, 18, was taken by ambulance to Southwest Washington Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries, police said. He was a passenger in the car driven by the now-dead man.

Carol C. DeGagne, 46, also was taken by ambulance to the medical center. Her injuries were reported to not be serious, deputies said. She was driving the car that hit the vehicle that had run the red light.

Deputies say she had the right of way and was not at fault.

The incident occurred about 4:50 a.m. today. The Vancouver Fire Department and the sheriff's deputies were dispatched.

When deputies arrived, they found the driver of a 1986 Nissan Sentra — the man in his 20s — dead. An injured Sylvester was sitting in the passenger seat.

A witness told deputies that he was following DeGagne’s Acura as they traveled west on Padden Parkway and the light was green for westbound traffic. The Nissan was traveling south on 94th Avenue and failed to stop for a red light.

The Nissan passed through the intersection and was hit by DeGagne’s car. The cars continued to rotate across the intersection, coming to rest on the south side of the road, police said.

Sylvester told police that the car he was in ran the red light.

Roughly five minutes before the accident, other deputies had responded to the theft of a case of beer from the Chevron Food Mart located at 119th and 72nd Avenues.

A clerk at the food mart told police that a man in his 20s had taken the beer without paying. The clerk described a man wearing the same clothes as the driver of the Nissan.

Authorities said the man who took the beer is the same person who died in the accident.

Traffic deputies are investigating the accident and they say alcohol appears to be a factor in the crash. The investigation is continuing.

Submitted on 07/21/2006

Submitted by: J Craig
Reference: oregonlive.com/news 07-21-2006

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Basically, another "cops n' robbers" story where the getaway car doesn't quite make it! This sort of thing is too common to begin with and just doesn't contain any DA grade stupidity! Thanks for taking the time to submit, however, we DO appreciate it!


Fitzroy said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
That "two others were injured in the crash" line is another reason to toss this. If a bystander is significantly harmed, then the incident is off limits for our purposes. Even so, we surely do appreciate the contribution.


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