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Beirut Refugees

2006 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

There must be some sort of group award available for all those parents who were evacuated with their children from Beirut. Endless mothers paraded across the screen complaining that their kids were in danger and that the US did not take action quickly enough to help get them out safely.

Exactly what type of idiot takes children to Lebanon? It has been on the official state department "Don't Go There or You Might Die" list forever. Military personnel receive hazardous duty pay when they go to Lebanon.

Was the Baghdad Hilton over-booked for tourist season? Was the thought of one more summer in Nag's Head just too dreary to contemplate? And then they complained about the accomodations on the way out.

The children on the news shows appeared to be nice kids. However, as Richard Nixon said to JFK so many years ago, "Cute don't pay the bills, pretty boy!" This genetic strain needs a separate (but equal) pool and a posted "No Lifeguard on Duty" sign.

Submitted on 07/21/2006

Submitted by: tom conley
Reference: everywhere - 7/20/06

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Not Amusing
We cannot award this in any way shape or form. We rarely give out group awards, and if there are children present it automatically disqualifies because of our age rule and because they are bystanders.


Fitzroy said:
Definitely Toss: Not Amusing
Usually I go negative because a submission satisfies all but one or two criteria. This satisfies none of them.


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