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2006 July Rejects

Woman Dies After Basement Lipo Man Shoots Self in Crotch Woman dead after illegal Lypo Van Surfing Siphon Gas with a Shop Vac Road Rage Kills Sleeping Man In Cliff Plunge Falling Asleep Falling Asleep Clifftop bedroom Too tired..... Sleeping man rolls over cliff Man asleep falls from cliff Sleeping man dies in cliff plu Gunning his "Engine" Man Kills Himself man who shot himself in groin Knife robbery of gun shop. Shot in groin kills wanted man Tragic: Teen electrocuted Woman dies rushing son to hosp Man shoots himself in groin, c Shoots self in groin in car butt rocket Man shot himself, crashes Man shoots himself in groin, c Man wins bet, loses penis Driver dies after shooting own Shot in groin, crashes car Man shoots himself in groin, c Woman Killed By Own Car At-Risk Survivor I hope the turn was important. Scooter + Merry Go Round Woman Killed by Own Car The motorized Woman Killed by own car MACHETE VS GUN STORE Propeller Heads vs Reality From An Old Newspaper Article Toilet of Terror Machete to rob a Gun Shop Escapees flag down wrong car Drunk out of his mind/ Head Latern + Gas=Human Torch Burns to death trying to fix g man robs gun store with knife In seld defence Distraught father says his son addicted Siphon Flambe Siphon Death East St. Louis Man Dies "Stunt" Riding Man Dies Having Sex w/ Chicken Mama's boy High School Grill Out Undignified Deaths Man dies after leaping from st Druggie Double Dare Death Man rescues self from safety Daring Escape It's just simple ballistics... In Soviet Russia... Dare her to stab you Sodium Celebration Copper Thief Killed Zap goes the football coach Driver who ran red light in Va Murder Turned Suicide Beirut Refugees Burned Man Dies US patient in oxygen mask ligh Paper bin sleeping Drunk -0 Coral Snake -1 Residue of Texas City fatal bl Smoke Alarms On-the-go driver switch Fleeing suspect killed by trai Man died while trying to steal Unwise Target Practice Wife killed when gun mishandle Always read the sign Youth Killed Fleeing Police Stealing Hot Wires Escape Under a Moving Train Victim Runs Over Self face of fire Kid gets run over by train watercrafter-no vest, no swim Using the highway as a bathroo climb on a subway How many ways is this stupid Another theft-of-live-wire dea Oxygen enhances smoking Patient on oxygen lights up Man 80 off his trolley (May06) Smoking in an Oxygen Mask Patient on oxygen sparks major Deputy Sheriff In Love - Bang! Boulder Man Dies In Crane Stun Naked pain Hospital Room Scorched By Smok Cell Phone Mania Tiger 'Attack in Dublin Zoo I want my M&M's Woman in hospital after tiger Man shoots himself in face whi Nice pussy-cat Man shoots self in groin Dr. Bartha's Suicide Attempt FreeFalling for JPEG's High Speed Paintball Copper Craving Teen pets tiger, nature reacts Teen pets tiger, nature reacts Here kitty...... Girl attacked by tiger Teenage girl mauled by zoo tig Man killed Stealing Wire Do kids count Man killed in apparent bid to Man killed . . . A Flick-er in the Night Copper Thief No More Man electrocuted Man dies of accidental gunshot If at first you don't succeed Suspected Copper Thief Electro Copper Thief Electrocuted Over Amped. Take Cover! Not Under a Tree! Two tons and gravity > you Hi Wire Thief Gets Jolted! Man shoots self in groin, dies Man apparently electrocuted in woman killed by her own van POWerful tires Man Dies Days After Gun Went O Woman gets run over by own van Electric High Wire Act Man apparently electrocuted in Teen Electrocuted Shooting in Groin Self-Inflict Hit by lighting Is that a gun in your pants... He Grabbed Power Line Cudahy Teen Electrocuted Copper Thief A Real Live Wire World Cup Stupids Cudahy teen, electrocuted, die Final Strikeout Masturbating...causes crash Man dies in carsurfing attempt Penis Anyone? Kent man killed by exploding l No helmet , Final Wheelie Under the Bridge. Don't play with guns Ticket thief caught out Look Before You Leap Cement Soccer Ball Homemade fireworks injure Gill Siphoning attempt sparks fire July 4th Accidents Lead To Maj ThiefAccidentally Electricuted Man Crashes Car Into House, Di Shocking intelligence woops! wrong person parasailing Drinking and Driving Disaster Woman kills self in car chase

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