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Man dies of accidental gunshot

2006 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

In 2005, Darwin ran an Honorable Mention story titled "Nighttime Fun with Bullets." The poor victim of the story was deprived of his Darwin Award, since he lived to tell about it. 19-year old Chavis Thompson from Chicago's South Side, however, is probably well underway towards getting top honors for 2006.

On July 10, 2006, the Chicago Sun Times ran a story in the 'Metro Briefs' section, describing Thompson's cause of death as a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Thompson's grieving cousin, Ashlie Thompson, speculated as to why Chavis would even have a gun. "I would say protection," she indicated to the Sun Times.

Just where exactly the gun fired, however, may provide a whole new pun to the word 'protection.'

According to Sun-Times sources, Chavis Thompson was sitting in his grandmother's Honda, trying to holster a loaded gun into his pants, with his finger on the trigger. "That's when the gun went off," said Ashlie Thompson. "He ended up shooting himself in the groin, which hit an artery." His heart stopped from blood loss by the time he reached Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn, IL. While temporarily brought back and put on life support, he was taken off the machines over the weekend.

After all the times we've seen our action heroes holster their guns into their pants on the big screen with impunity, all poor Chavis Thompson ever did was give new meaning to the old saying, "grabbing life by the balls."

Submitted on 07/10/2006

Submitted by: Marius Paulikas
Reference: CHI SunTimes, 7/7 & 7/10/06

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Whether for protection, or because of real or imagined gang affiliation, or both, this sort of thing happens way too often and is thus ineligible for a DA. Thanks for the submission, marius, we DO appreciate it!


Fitzroy said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Actually, I thought this one was under consideration, but there doesn't seem to be much new information here. In any case, as James says, the submission is appreciated.


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