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Woman Dies After Basement Lipo
Man Shoots Self in Crotch
Woman dead after illegal Lypo
Van Surfing
Siphon Gas with a Shop Vac
Road Rage Kills
Sleeping Man In Cliff Plunge
Falling Asleep
Falling Asleep
Clifftop bedroom
Too tired.....
Sleeping man rolls over cliff
Man asleep falls from cliff
Sleeping man dies in cliff plu
Gunning his "Engine"
Man Kills Himself
man who shot himself in groin
Knife robbery of gun shop.
Shot in groin kills wanted man
Tragic: Teen electrocuted
Woman dies rushing son to hosp
Man shoots himself in groin, c
Shoots self in groin in car
butt rocket
Man shot himself, crashes
Man shoots himself in groin, c
Man wins bet, loses penis
Driver dies after shooting own
Shot in groin, crashes car
Man shoots himself in groin, c
Woman Killed By Own Car
At-Risk Survivor
I hope the turn was important.
Scooter + Merry Go Round
Woman Killed by Own Car
The motorized
Woman Killed by own car
MACHETE VS GUN STORE
Propeller Heads vs Reality
From An Old Newspaper Article
Toilet of Terror
Machete to rob a Gun Shop
Escapees flag down wrong car
Drunk out of his mind/ Head
Latern + Gas=Human Torch
Burns to death trying to fix g
man robs gun store with knife
In seld defence
Distraught father says his son
addicted
Siphon Flambe
Siphon Death East St. Louis
Man Dies "Stunt" Riding
Man Dies Having Sex w/ Chicken
Mama's boy
High School Grill Out
Undignified Deaths
Man dies after leaping from st
Druggie Double Dare Death
Man rescues self from safety
Daring Escape
It's just simple ballistics...
In Soviet Russia...
Dare her to stab you
Sodium Celebration
Copper Thief Killed
Zap goes the football coach
Driver who ran red light in Va
Murder Turned Suicide
Beirut Refugees
Burned Man Dies
US patient in oxygen mask ligh
Paper bin sleeping
Drunk -0 Coral Snake -1
Residue of Texas City fatal bl
Smoke Alarms
On-the-go driver switch
Fleeing suspect killed by trai
Man died while trying to steal
Unwise Target Practice
Wife killed when gun mishandle
Always read the sign
Youth Killed Fleeing Police
Stealing Hot Wires
Escape Under a Moving Train
Victim Runs Over Self
face of fire
Kid gets run over by train
watercrafter-no vest, no swim
Using the highway as a bathroo
climb on a subway
How many ways is this stupid
Another theft-of-live-wire dea
Oxygen enhances smoking
Patient on oxygen lights up
Man 80 off his trolley (May06)
Smoking in an Oxygen Mask
Patient on oxygen sparks major
Deputy Sheriff In Love - Bang!
Boulder Man Dies In Crane Stun
Naked pain
Hospital Room Scorched By Smok
Cell Phone Mania
Tiger 'Attack in Dublin Zoo
I want my M&M's
Woman in hospital after tiger
Man shoots himself in face whi
Nice pussy-cat
Man shoots self in groin
Dr. Bartha's Suicide Attempt
FreeFalling for JPEG's
High Speed Paintball
Copper Craving
Teen pets tiger, nature reacts
Teen pets tiger, nature reacts
Here kitty......
Girl attacked by tiger
Teenage girl mauled by zoo tig
Man killed Stealing Wire
Do kids count
Man killed in apparent bid to
Man killed . . .
A Flick-er in the Night
Copper Thief No More
Man electrocuted
Man dies of accidental gunshot
If at first you don't succeed
Suspected Copper Thief Electro
Copper Thief Electrocuted
Over Amped.
Take Cover! Not Under a Tree!
Two tons and gravity > you
Hi Wire Thief Gets Jolted!
Man shoots self in groin, dies
Man apparently electrocuted in
woman killed by her own van
POWerful tires
Man Dies Days After Gun Went O
Woman gets run over by own van
Electric High Wire Act
Man apparently electrocuted in
Teen Electrocuted
Shooting in Groin Self-Inflict
Hit by lighting
Is that a gun in your pants...
He Grabbed Power Line
Cudahy Teen Electrocuted
Copper Thief
A Real Live Wire
World Cup Stupids
Cudahy teen, electrocuted, die
Final Strikeout
Masturbating...causes crash
Man dies in carsurfing attempt
Penis Anyone?
Kent man killed by exploding l
No helmet , Final Wheelie
Under the Bridge.
Don't play with guns
Ticket thief caught out
Look Before You Leap
Cement Soccer Ball
Homemade fireworks injure Gill
Siphoning attempt sparks fire
July 4th Accidents Lead To Maj
ThiefAccidentally Electricuted
Man Crashes Car Into House, Di
Shocking intelligence
woops! wrong person
parasailing
Drinking and Driving Disaster
Woman kills self in car chase
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2006 July Slush Pile Rejects

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Woman Dies After Basement Lipo

Man Shoots Self in Crotch

Woman dead after illegal Lypo

Van Surfing

Siphon Gas with a Shop Vac

Road Rage Kills

Sleeping Man In Cliff Plunge

Falling Asleep

Falling Asleep

Clifftop bedroom

Too tired.....

Sleeping man rolls over cliff

Man asleep falls from cliff

Sleeping man dies in cliff plu

Gunning his "Engine"

Man Kills Himself

man who shot himself in groin

Knife robbery of gun shop.

Shot in groin kills wanted man

Tragic: Teen electrocuted

Woman dies rushing son to hosp

Man shoots himself in groin, c

Shoots self in groin in car

butt rocket

Man shot himself, crashes

Man shoots himself in groin, c

Man wins bet, loses penis

Driver dies after shooting own

Shot in groin, crashes car

Man shoots himself in groin, c

Woman Killed By Own Car

Honorable Mention

I hope the turn was important.

Scooter + Merry Go Round

Woman Killed by Own Car

The motorized

Woman Killed by own car

MACHETE VS GUN STORE

Propeller Heads vs Reality

From An Old Newspaper Article

Toilet of Terror

Machete to rob a Gun Shop

Escapees flag down wrong car

Drunk out of his mind/ Head

Latern + Gas=Human Torch

Burns to death trying to fix g

man robs gun store with knife

In seld defence

Distraught father says his son

addicted

Siphon Flambe

Siphon Death East St. Louis

Man Dies "Stunt" Riding

Man Dies Having Sex w/ Chicken

Mama's boy

High School Grill Out

Undignified Deaths

Man dies after leaping from st

Druggie Double Dare Death

Man rescues self from safety

Daring Escape

It's just simple ballistics...

In Soviet Russia...

Dare her to stab you

Sodium Celebration

Copper Thief Killed

Zap goes the football coach

Driver who ran red light in Va

Murder Turned Suicide

Beirut Refugees

Burned Man Dies

US patient in oxygen mask ligh

Paper bin sleeping

Drunk -0 Coral Snake -1

Residue of Texas City fatal bl

Smoke Alarms

On-the-go driver switch

Fleeing suspect killed by trai

Man died while trying to steal

Unwise Target Practice

Wife killed when gun mishandle

Always read the sign

Youth Killed Fleeing Police

Stealing Hot Wires

Escape Under a Moving Train

Victim Runs Over Self

face of fire

Kid gets run over by train

watercrafter-no vest, no swim

Using the highway as a bathroo

climb on a subway

How many ways is this stupid

Another theft-of-live-wire dea

Oxygen enhances smoking

Patient on oxygen lights up

Man 80 off his trolley (May06)

Smoking in an Oxygen Mask

Patient on oxygen sparks major

Deputy Sheriff In Love - Bang!

Boulder Man Dies In Crane Stun

Naked pain

Hospital Room Scorched By Smok

Cell Phone Mania

Tiger 'Attack in Dublin Zoo

I want my M&M's

Woman in hospital after tiger

Man shoots himself in face whi

Nice pussy-cat

Man shoots self in groin

Dr. Bartha's Suicide Attempt

FreeFalling for JPEG's

High Speed Paintball

Copper Craving

Teen pets tiger, nature reacts

Teen pets tiger, nature reacts

Here kitty......

Girl attacked by tiger

Teenage girl mauled by zoo tig

Man killed Stealing Wire

Do kids count

Man killed in apparent bid to

Man killed . . .

A Flick-er in the Night

Copper Thief No More

Man electrocuted

Man dies of accidental gunshot

If at first you don't succeed

Suspected Copper Thief Electro

Copper Thief Electrocuted

Over Amped.

Take Cover! Not Under a Tree!

Two tons and gravity > you

Hi Wire Thief Gets Jolted!

Man shoots self in groin, dies

Man apparently electrocuted in

woman killed by her own van

POWerful tires

Man Dies Days After Gun Went O

Woman gets run over by own van

Electric High Wire Act

Man apparently electrocuted in

Teen Electrocuted

Shooting in Groin Self-Inflict

Hit by lighting

Is that a gun in your pants...

He Grabbed Power Line

Cudahy Teen Electrocuted

Copper Thief

A Real Live Wire

World Cup Stupids

Cudahy teen, electrocuted, die

Final Strikeout

Masturbating...causes crash

Man dies in carsurfing attempt

Penis Anyone?

Kent man killed by exploding l

No helmet , Final Wheelie

Under the Bridge.

Don't play with guns

Ticket thief caught out

Look Before You Leap

Cement Soccer Ball

Homemade fireworks injure Gill

Siphoning attempt sparks fire

July 4th Accidents Lead To Maj

ThiefAccidentally Electricuted

Man Crashes Car Into House, Di

Shocking intelligence

woops! wrong person

parasailing

Drinking and Driving Disaster

Woman kills self in car chase

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