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2006 June Rejects

Caddy Shack III Dixon Man Dies In Lake Berryes I Can Swim That - NOT Darwin Awards for Pets Esoterics and Genetics Man dies playing dardevil Floods prevail....Again Car surfing Driving over railroad tracks A grenade is not a toy Accidental grenade explosion k thorough mechanics Talibani bombs self Passenger Killed In Taxi Cab Missing man found lodged in sh Cloged outlet Walkin' in the fast lane Jim Bob's Towing Service Apparent meth fire kill man Tree Strrikes and You're Out Fireworks Accident The man who died by conkers "Balls of Fire" Mallrat Republican falls off Donkey Crash and burn running light Wet Rocks + Gravity = Darwin Wheels down I just got to get that picture fleeing rapist shoots self. Commuting for beginners Man apparently trying to steal Suspected Thief Electrocuted Handcuffed man takes on a SUV Burned to Death Run Over By Own Surfboard Jack stands ? who needs em' Man Tests Gun, Shoots Hole in Zapped vandal Some very costly scrap metal Anti-helmet motorcyclist dies Death linked to theft attempt dies in crash after anti helme Climbing in arches park. Tourist dies in 500 foot fall Naked Man Shot Why is this wall here? Checking a loaded gun? death by balloon lion kills man envoking God 2 College Kids Found Dead priceless woman fallls to death for yell No dinner, eat my sword Hi -jackers killed dirty taxi kills man Man burned while lighting wife Not human - but dumb all the s Man vs. Machine Yellow Stone Death But the picture was great! Woman plunges to her death at Irony Cliff Pix NOT Recommended! Woman falls 500 feet Yellowstone tourist dies Rally to the other world photographer Falls, Yellowston Woman falls off cliff Reason for Fences Flying photographer Yellowstone tourist dies in 50 Wife beheaded man accidentally dies breaking Dont punch windows!!! sculpture kills artist Melon Fireball kick Practical Jokes Gone Bad Woman pumping gas sets hersel Grizzly Whisperer Skin Head or Air Head? No Fan of the Fan Driving to Grandads That's the Night that the Ligh Man Pinned By Dump Truck Hollywood Roulette At the Waters Edge Remember the Danger, Friends? Woman Smothered By Crap Second Man Discovered Electroc Guy tells friend to shoot him Gunman Invades Backyard Oasis A lesson for Roethlisberger Deceased 'hi-volt' wire thief Don't Do Helium W-B teenager dies showing gun Hollywood man, 34, loses life Laws of Robotics: Beware fools 16-year-old killed playing Rus The Last Wave Man killed by train... dying at the supermarket Death By Shoppig Trolley Lion Kills Man in Kiev Pistol play takes tragic turn The Lobster Story 2 found dead under deflated ba Speed Kills In a Cemetery speeding motorcyclist Woman Attacked Dog Bre My Dad Gunman invades backyard oasis Teenager Kills Himself A new height in stupidity Lioness in zoo kills man who i Mt Shasta man dies in freak ac Running and shooting a gun Motorist in Hayward chase dies Lioness kills visitor Drowned Alive Chatting and driving Bleach Rape suspect kills himself Newburgh man drowns in lawnmow Train jumber what a load of hot air! Student Die Inside Balloon Fleeing suspect kill himself Helium Balloon Death The Sandwich of Death Washing machines and gasoline Washing machines and gasoline 2 Found Dead Inside Balloon Two die inside helium balloon Electric Lioness in zoo kills man who i dead inside deflated balloon Two in balloon dead Cemetary crash kills motorist And God said: Try staying out Where is you God now?! College students found dead in Lioness kills zoo man who invo Man Proves Lions are Atheists Faith vs. the Lions Lioness in zoo kills man who i God does not protect from Lion Lions Don't Care About God Lioness in zoo kills man who i Man who was 'testing God' kill Lioness in zoo kills man who i Wannabe "Daniel" Becomes Lunch 2 College Students Found Dead Man testing God killed by lion God Will Save...Or Lion Eats Lioness in zoo kills man who i Lioness in zoo kills man... Man to become new Daniel @ found dead inside deflated b Lions kill man 'testing God' gas of a stain Death in the cemetery Helium Man Invokes God; Eaten by Lion Can of Corn Man "testing God" killed Man invoked GOD,killed by Lion It Only Works in the Bible Lioness in zoo kills man who i Hot Copper In the Lions' Den Man Climbs in Lion Cage Join the cubs! Lioness in zoo kills man who i Throwing himself to the lions two college students Bright Angel two college students Lioness in zoo kills man who i God - protect me from lions! Sorry, You're no Daniel Too much confidence in god God Won't Save You from Lions Lioness in zoo kills man who i God will save me, if he exists This Guy Ain't no Daniel Lioness kills penitent man God didnt come to help :) Students found dead in balloon Follow the Yellow Brick Light Helium balloon is a deadly tra Lioness in zoo kills man. Speeding driver dies in crash Lioness in zoo kills man Finnish Darwin candidate College students found dead in Faithful man killed by lioness Lioness in zoo kills man who i The Idiots & the Helium Balloo Christian proves Darwin right What goes up. Lioness in zoo kills man who i Lets climb in! Lion kills intruder at Zoo Helium Kills College Students 2 Found Inside Deflated Balloo Gas Laudromat Lioness in zoo kills man who i 2 College Students Found Dead Lion Kills Man Who Climbed Int Man Convinced God will Save Putting God to the test Squeaky voiced angels 2 College Students Found Dead 2 found dead inside balloon 2 found dead inside balloon Inhaling Helium Take a Deep Breath, Squeaky Zoo lion kills man who invokes found dead inside balloon Lioness in zoo kills man who Lioness in zoo kills man... Lioness Kills Proselytizer Imbicile vs. the loins helium It's a gas. Two dead in train accident 2 College Students Found Dead Dead Inside Balloon Sucking Helium 2 die in Helium balloon Two Are Found Dead Inside Huge Two students found dead in def Deaths inside helium balloon 2 found dead inside deflated b 2 College Students Found Dead 2 found dead inside deflated 2 die INSIDE helium baloon 2 found dead inside deflated b College Students Found Dead In two found dead inside deflated 2 Found Dead Inside Balloon 2 found dead inside deflated b Floating Around 2 found dead inside deflated b Supper for Kyiv Lions balloon story 2 found dead inside deflated b College Students Found Dead In Two Students Found Dead Inside Two Dead in Helium Balloon College Students Found Dead in FatalRoadRageCrashInCemetery College students found dead in Balloon Deaths - Florida Gas-Powered Laundry (Honorary) 2 found dead under deflated ba 2 found dead inside deflated b Balloon asphyxiation 2 found dead inside balloon Death By Helium Balloon Killed By Helium Balloon Just stick to "Whip-its"? Death with Squeeky Voices College students found dead in Die Laughing! 2 students found dead in defla Students found dead inside bal Helium Deaths helium death Death by 8-foot helium balloon Students die in helium ballon couple dies inside balloon Too Much Helium 2 Bodies Found Under Helium Ba 2 found dead inside deflated Baloon Death College Students Found Dead In College Students Asphyxiate 2 found dead in deflated ballo College students found dead in Death in Helium Balloon Man loses life attempting to s 2 students found dead inside d Students found dead inside adv Up, up and away!! Students Die Inside Balloon 2 found dead inside deflated Helium balloon 2 die crawling inside balloon Helium is NOT Oxygen ! 2 found dead inside deflated b 2 Found Dead Inside Balloon 2 found dead inside deflated b 2 found dead inside deflated b Deflated Egos Florida Balloon Deaths College students found dead in Balloonatics Fatal 401 Crash 2 die inside a balloon Helium Ballon Helium Lovers 2 dead inside helium Balloon College students found dead in 2 dead inside a balloon Found dead inside a balloon Should have stuck with Radio! Dead inside balloon Suffocation inside Balloon 2 found dead inside... Campus Survival 101 Helium Headache College students found dead in Stoopid balloon tricks students found dead in balloon College students found dead College kids and ballooms Students found dead inside adv Too Much Fun Cause of Death Mom laughs off daughters death Inside a Helium Balloon 2 Bodies Found Under Helium Ba College students found dead in College students found dead in College students found dead in College students gassed in Fla College students found dead in Helium and College students Death by helium 2 found dead inside deflated b 2 Students Die inside Balloon College students found dead in 2 Found Dead Inside Balloon Air, but no Oxygen Helium self-selection Helium Hilarity Climbing in Helium Balloon 2 found dead inside deflated b man electrocuted while stealin 2 found dead inside deflated died *in* a helium balloon High On Helium College students OD on helium 2 found dead inside deflated.. Cow dies in meatplant escape Brazilian Navy Power Line Theft Backfires "Electrocution Victim named" Man Races Amtrak Train, Loses Charmed woman marries cobra Not a Walking Stick A Spring Swim Gone Wrong Wire Was Hot Egg thief falls to his death. Dixon Man Loses Race With Trai Authorities Identify Woman Kil Kris' Kaboom Princess Diana Man drowns trying to save toy Salem man accidentally shoots Walking stick. Three on a Bridge Man shoots and kills self electrifying experience Vandal Ignored Mom's Message A future winner in training Loaded Walking Stick

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