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Caddy Shack III
Dixon Man Dies In Lake Berryes
I Can Swim That - NOT
Darwin Awards for Pets
Esoterics and Genetics
Man dies playing dardevil
Floods prevail....Again
Car surfing
Driving over railroad tracks
A grenade is not a toy
Accidental grenade explosion k
thorough mechanics
Talibani bombs self
Passenger Killed In Taxi Cab
Missing man found lodged in sh
Cloged outlet
Walkin' in the fast lane
Jim Bob's Towing Service
Apparent meth fire kill man
Tree Strrikes and You're Out
Fireworks Accident
The man who died by conkers
"Balls of Fire"
Mallrat
Republican falls off Donkey
Crash and burn running light
Wet Rocks + Gravity = Darwin
Wheels down
I just got to get that picture
fleeing rapist shoots self.
Commuting for beginners
Man apparently trying to steal
Suspected Thief Electrocuted
Handcuffed man takes on a SUV
Burned to Death
Run Over By Own Surfboard
Jack stands ? who needs em'
Man Tests Gun, Shoots Hole in
Zapped vandal
Some very costly scrap metal
Anti-helmet motorcyclist dies
Death linked to theft attempt
dies in crash after anti helme
Climbing in arches park.
Tourist dies in 500 foot fall
Naked Man Shot
Why is this wall here?
Checking a loaded gun?
death by balloon
lion kills man envoking God
2 College Kids Found Dead
priceless
woman fallls to death for yell
No dinner, eat my sword
Hi -jackers killed
dirty taxi kills man
Man burned while lighting wife
Not human - but dumb all the s
Man vs. Machine
Yellow Stone Death
But the picture was great!
Woman plunges to her death at
Irony
Cliff Pix NOT Recommended!
Woman falls 500 feet
Yellowstone tourist dies
Rally to the other world
photographer Falls, Yellowston
Woman falls off cliff
Reason for Fences
Flying photographer
Yellowstone tourist dies in 50
Wife beheaded
man accidentally dies breaking
Dont punch windows!!!
sculpture kills artist
Melon Fireball kick
Practical Jokes Gone Bad
Woman pumping gas sets hersel
Grizzly Whisperer
Skin Head or Air Head?
No Fan of the Fan
Driving to Grandads
That's the Night that the Ligh
Man Pinned By Dump Truck
Hollywood Roulette
At the Waters Edge
Remember the Danger, Friends?
Woman Smothered By Crap
Second Man Discovered Electroc
Guy tells friend to shoot him
Gunman Invades Backyard Oasis
A lesson for Roethlisberger
Deceased 'hi-volt' wire thief
Don't Do Helium
W-B teenager dies showing gun
Hollywood man, 34, loses life
Laws of Robotics: Beware fools
16-year-old killed playing Rus
The Last Wave
Man killed by train...
dying at the supermarket
Death By Shoppig Trolley
Lion Kills Man in Kiev
Pistol play takes tragic turn
The Lobster Story
2 found dead under deflated ba
Speed Kills In a Cemetery
speeding motorcyclist
Woman Attacked Dog Bre
My Dad
Gunman invades backyard oasis
Teenager Kills Himself
A new height in stupidity
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
Mt Shasta man dies in freak ac
Running and shooting a gun
Motorist in Hayward chase dies
Lioness kills visitor
Drowned Alive
Chatting and driving
Bleach
Rape suspect kills himself
Newburgh man drowns in lawnmow
Train jumber
what a load of hot air!
Student Die Inside Balloon
Fleeing suspect kill himself
Helium Balloon Death
The Sandwich of Death
Washing machines and gasoline
Washing machines and gasoline
2 Found Dead Inside Balloon
Two die inside helium balloon
Electric
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
dead inside deflated balloon
Two in balloon dead
Cemetary crash kills motorist
And God said: Try staying out
Where is you God now?!
College students found dead in
Lioness kills zoo man who invo
Man Proves Lions are Atheists
Faith vs. the Lions
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
God does not protect from Lion
Lions Don't Care About God
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
Man who was 'testing God' kill
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
Wannabe "Daniel" Becomes Lunch
2 College Students Found Dead
Man testing God killed by lion
God Will Save...Or Lion Eats
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
Lioness in zoo kills man...
Man to become new Daniel
@ found dead inside deflated b
Lions kill man 'testing God'
gas of a stain
Death in the cemetery
Helium
Man Invokes God; Eaten by Lion
Can of Corn
Man "testing God" killed
Man invoked GOD,killed by Lion
It Only Works in the Bible
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
Hot Copper
In the Lions' Den
Man Climbs in Lion Cage
Join the cubs!
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
Throwing himself to the lions
two college students
Bright Angel
two college students
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
God - protect me from lions!
Sorry, You're no Daniel
Too much confidence in god
God Won't Save You from Lions
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
God will save me, if he exists
This Guy Ain't no Daniel
Lioness kills penitent man
God didnt come to help :)
Students found dead in balloon
Follow the Yellow Brick Light
Helium balloon is a deadly tra
Lioness in zoo kills man.
Speeding driver dies in crash
Lioness in zoo kills man
Finnish Darwin candidate
College students found dead in
Faithful man killed by lioness
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
The Idiots & the Helium Balloo
Christian proves Darwin right
What goes up.
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
Lets climb in!
Lion kills intruder at Zoo
Helium Kills College Students
2 Found Inside Deflated Balloo
Gas Laudromat
Lioness in zoo kills man who i
2 College Students Found Dead
Lion Kills Man Who Climbed Int
Man Convinced God will Save
Putting God to the test
Squeaky voiced angels
2 College Students Found Dead
2 found dead inside balloon
2 found dead inside balloon
Inhaling Helium
Take a Deep Breath, Squeaky
Zoo lion kills man who invokes
found dead inside balloon
Lioness in zoo kills man who
Lioness in zoo kills man...
Lioness Kills Proselytizer
Imbicile vs. the loins
helium
It's a gas.
Two dead in train accident
2 College Students Found Dead
Dead Inside Balloon
Sucking Helium
2 die in Helium balloon
Two Are Found Dead Inside Huge
Two students found dead in def
Deaths inside helium balloon
2 found dead inside deflated b
2 College Students Found Dead
2 found dead inside deflated
2 die INSIDE helium baloon
2 found dead inside deflated b
College Students Found Dead In
two found dead inside deflated
2 Found Dead Inside Balloon
2 found dead inside deflated b
Floating Around
2 found dead inside deflated b
Supper for Kyiv Lions
balloon story
2 found dead inside deflated b
College Students Found Dead In
Two Students Found Dead Inside
Two Dead in Helium Balloon
College Students Found Dead in
FatalRoadRageCrashInCemetery
College students found dead in
Balloon Deaths - Florida
Gas-Powered Laundry (Honorary)
2 found dead under deflated ba
2 found dead inside deflated b
Balloon asphyxiation
2 found dead inside balloon
Death By Helium Balloon
Killed By Helium Balloon
Just stick to "Whip-its"?
Death with Squeeky Voices
College students found dead in
Die Laughing!
2 students found dead in defla
Students found dead inside bal
Helium Deaths
helium death
Death by 8-foot helium balloon
Students die in helium ballon
couple dies inside balloon
Too Much Helium
2 Bodies Found Under Helium Ba
2 found dead inside deflated
Baloon Death
College Students Found Dead In
College Students Asphyxiate
2 found dead in deflated ballo
College students found dead in
Death in Helium Balloon
Man loses life attempting to s
2 students found dead inside d
Students found dead inside adv
Up, up and away!!
Students Die Inside Balloon
2 found dead inside deflated
Helium balloon
2 die crawling inside balloon
Helium is NOT Oxygen !
2 found dead inside deflated b
2 Found Dead Inside Balloon
2 found dead inside deflated b
2 found dead inside deflated b
Deflated Egos
Florida Balloon Deaths
College students found dead in
Balloonatics
Fatal 401 Crash
2 die inside a balloon
Helium Ballon
Helium Lovers
2 dead inside helium Balloon
College students found dead in
2 dead inside a balloon
Found dead inside a balloon
Should have stuck with Radio!
Dead inside balloon
Suffocation inside Balloon
2 found dead inside...
Campus Survival 101
Helium Headache
College students found dead in
Stoopid balloon tricks
students found dead in balloon
College students found dead
College kids and ballooms
Students found dead inside adv
Too Much Fun Cause of Death
Mom laughs off daughters death
Inside a Helium Balloon
2 Bodies Found Under Helium Ba
College students found dead in
College students found dead in
College students found dead in
College students gassed in Fla
College students found dead in
Helium and College students
Death by helium
2 found dead inside deflated b
2 Students Die inside Balloon
College students found dead in
2 Found Dead Inside Balloon
Air, but no Oxygen
Helium self-selection
Helium Hilarity
Climbing in Helium Balloon
2 found dead inside deflated b
man electrocuted while stealin
2 found dead inside deflated
died *in* a helium balloon
High On Helium
College students OD on helium
2 found dead inside deflated..
Cow dies in meatplant escape
Brazilian Navy
Power Line Theft Backfires
"Electrocution Victim named"
Man Races Amtrak Train, Loses
Charmed woman marries cobra
Not a Walking Stick
A Spring Swim Gone Wrong
Wire Was Hot
Egg thief falls to his death.
Dixon Man Loses Race With Trai
Authorities Identify Woman Kil
Kris' Kaboom
Princess Diana
Man drowns trying to save toy
Salem man accidentally shoots
Walking stick.
Three on a Bridge
Man shoots and kills self
electrifying experience
Vandal Ignored Mom's Message
A future winner in training
Loaded Walking Stick
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2006 June Slush Pile Rejects

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Caddy Shack III

Dixon Man Dies In Lake Berryes

I Can Swim That - NOT

Darwin Awards for Pets

Esoterics and Genetics

Man dies playing dardevil

Floods prevail....Again

Car surfing

Driving over railroad tracks

A grenade is not a toy

Accidental grenade explosion k

thorough mechanics

Talibani bombs self

Passenger Killed In Taxi Cab

Missing man found lodged in sh

Cloged outlet

Walkin' in the fast lane

Jim Bob's Towing Service

Apparent meth fire kill man

Tree Strrikes and You're Out

Fireworks Accident

The man who died by conkers

"Balls of Fire"

Mallrat

Republican falls off Donkey

Crash and burn running light

Wet Rocks + Gravity = Darwin

Wheels down

I just got to get that picture

fleeing rapist shoots self.

Commuting for beginners

Man apparently trying to steal

Suspected Thief Electrocuted

Handcuffed man takes on a SUV

Burned to Death

Run Over By Own Surfboard

Jack stands ? who needs em'

Man Tests Gun, Shoots Hole in

Zapped vandal

Some very costly scrap metal

Anti-helmet motorcyclist dies

Death linked to theft attempt

dies in crash after anti helme

Climbing in arches park.

Tourist dies in 500 foot fall

Naked Man Shot

Why is this wall here?

Checking a loaded gun?

death by balloon

lion kills man envoking God

2 College Kids Found Dead

priceless

woman fallls to death for yell

No dinner, eat my sword

Hi -jackers killed

dirty taxi kills man

Man burned while lighting wife

Not human - but dumb all the s

Man vs. Machine

Yellow Stone Death

But the picture was great!

Woman plunges to her death at

Irony

Cliff Pix NOT Recommended!

Woman falls 500 feet

Yellowstone tourist dies

Rally to the other world

photographer Falls, Yellowston

Woman falls off cliff

Reason for Fences

Flying photographer

Yellowstone tourist dies in 50

Wife beheaded

man accidentally dies breaking

Dont punch windows!!!

sculpture kills artist

Melon Fireball kick

Practical Jokes Gone Bad

Woman pumping gas sets hersel

Grizzly Whisperer

Skin Head or Air Head?

No Fan of the Fan

Driving to Grandads

That's the Night that the Ligh

Man Pinned By Dump Truck

Hollywood Roulette

At the Waters Edge

Remember the Danger, Friends?

Woman Smothered By Crap

Second Man Discovered Electroc

Guy tells friend to shoot him

Gunman Invades Backyard Oasis

A lesson for Roethlisberger

Deceased 'hi-volt' wire thief

Don't Do Helium

W-B teenager dies showing gun

Hollywood man, 34, loses life

Laws of Robotics: Beware fools

16-year-old killed playing Rus

The Last Wave

Man killed by train...

dying at the supermarket

Death By Shoppig Trolley

Lion Kills Man in Kiev

Pistol play takes tragic turn

The Lobster Story

2 found dead under deflated ba

Speed Kills In a Cemetery

speeding motorcyclist

Woman Attacked Dog Bre

My Dad

Gunman invades backyard oasis

Teenager Kills Himself

A new height in stupidity

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

Mt Shasta man dies in freak ac

Running and shooting a gun

Motorist in Hayward chase dies

Lioness kills visitor

Drowned Alive

Chatting and driving

Bleach

Rape suspect kills himself

Newburgh man drowns in lawnmow

Train jumber

what a load of hot air!

Student Die Inside Balloon

Fleeing suspect kill himself

Helium Balloon Death

The Sandwich of Death

Washing machines and gasoline

Washing machines and gasoline

2 Found Dead Inside Balloon

Two die inside helium balloon

Electric

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

dead inside deflated balloon

Two in balloon dead

Cemetary crash kills motorist

And God said: Try staying out

Where is you God now?!

College students found dead in

Lioness kills zoo man who invo

Man Proves Lions are Atheists

Faith vs. the Lions

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

God does not protect from Lion

Lions Don't Care About God

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

Man who was 'testing God' kill

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

Wannabe "Daniel" Becomes Lunch

2 College Students Found Dead

Man testing God killed by lion

God Will Save...Or Lion Eats

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

Lioness in zoo kills man...

Man to become new Daniel

@ found dead inside deflated b

Lions kill man 'testing God'

gas of a stain

Death in the cemetery

Helium

Man Invokes God; Eaten by Lion

Can of Corn

Man "testing God" killed

Man invoked GOD,killed by Lion

It Only Works in the Bible

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

Hot Copper

In the Lions' Den

Man Climbs in Lion Cage

Join the cubs!

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

Throwing himself to the lions

two college students

Bright Angel

two college students

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

God - protect me from lions!

Sorry, You're no Daniel

Too much confidence in god

God Won't Save You from Lions

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

God will save me, if he exists

This Guy Ain't no Daniel

Lioness kills penitent man

God didnt come to help :)

Students found dead in balloon

Follow the Yellow Brick Light

Helium balloon is a deadly tra

Lioness in zoo kills man.

Speeding driver dies in crash

Lioness in zoo kills man

Finnish Darwin candidate

College students found dead in

Faithful man killed by lioness

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

The Idiots & the Helium Balloo

Christian proves Darwin right

What goes up.

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

Lets climb in!

Lion kills intruder at Zoo

Helium Kills College Students

2 Found Inside Deflated Balloo

Gas Laudromat

Lioness in zoo kills man who i

2 College Students Found Dead

Lion Kills Man Who Climbed Int

Man Convinced God will Save

Putting God to the test

Squeaky voiced angels

2 College Students Found Dead

2 found dead inside balloon

2 found dead inside balloon

Inhaling Helium

Take a Deep Breath, Squeaky

Zoo lion kills man who invokes

found dead inside balloon

Lioness in zoo kills man who

Lioness in zoo kills man...

Lioness Kills Proselytizer

Imbicile vs. the loins

helium

It's a gas.

Two dead in train accident

2 College Students Found Dead

Dead Inside Balloon

Sucking Helium

2 die in Helium balloon

Two Are Found Dead Inside Huge

Two students found dead in def

Deaths inside helium balloon

2 found dead inside deflated b

2 College Students Found Dead

2 found dead inside deflated

2 die INSIDE helium baloon

2 found dead inside deflated b

College Students Found Dead In

two found dead inside deflated

2 Found Dead Inside Balloon

2 found dead inside deflated b

Floating Around

2 found dead inside deflated b

Supper for Kyiv Lions

balloon story

2 found dead inside deflated b

College Students Found Dead In

Two Students Found Dead Inside

Two Dead in Helium Balloon

College Students Found Dead in

FatalRoadRageCrashInCemetery

College students found dead in

Balloon Deaths - Florida

Gas-Powered Laundry (Honorary)

2 found dead under deflated ba

2 found dead inside deflated b

Balloon asphyxiation

2 found dead inside balloon

Death By Helium Balloon

Killed By Helium Balloon

Just stick to "Whip-its"?

Death with Squeeky Voices

College students found dead in

Die Laughing!

2 students found dead in defla

Students found dead inside bal

Helium Deaths

helium death

Death by 8-foot helium balloon

Students die in helium ballon

couple dies inside balloon

Too Much Helium

2 Bodies Found Under Helium Ba

2 found dead inside deflated

Baloon Death

College Students Found Dead In

College Students Asphyxiate

2 found dead in deflated ballo

College students found dead in

Death in Helium Balloon

Man loses life attempting to s

2 students found dead inside d

Students found dead inside adv

Up, up and away!!

Students Die Inside Balloon

2 found dead inside deflated

Helium balloon

2 die crawling inside balloon

Helium is NOT Oxygen !

2 found dead inside deflated b

2 Found Dead Inside Balloon

2 found dead inside deflated b

2 found dead inside deflated b

Deflated Egos

Florida Balloon Deaths

College students found dead in

Balloonatics

Fatal 401 Crash

2 die inside a balloon

Helium Ballon

Helium Lovers

2 dead inside helium Balloon

College students found dead in

2 dead inside a balloon

Found dead inside a balloon

Should have stuck with Radio!

Dead inside balloon

Suffocation inside Balloon

2 found dead inside...

Campus Survival 101

Helium Headache

College students found dead in

Stoopid balloon tricks

students found dead in balloon

College students found dead

College kids and ballooms

Students found dead inside adv

Too Much Fun Cause of Death

Mom laughs off daughters death

Inside a Helium Balloon

2 Bodies Found Under Helium Ba

College students found dead in

College students found dead in

College students found dead in

College students gassed in Fla

College students found dead in

Helium and College students

Death by helium

2 found dead inside deflated b

2 Students Die inside Balloon

College students found dead in

2 Found Dead Inside Balloon

Air, but no Oxygen

Helium self-selection

Helium Hilarity

Climbing in Helium Balloon

2 found dead inside deflated b

man electrocuted while stealin

2 found dead inside deflated

died *in* a helium balloon

High On Helium

College students OD on helium

2 found dead inside deflated..

Cow dies in meatplant escape

Brazilian Navy

Power Line Theft Backfires

"Electrocution Victim named"

Man Races Amtrak Train, Loses

Charmed woman marries cobra

Not a Walking Stick

A Spring Swim Gone Wrong

Wire Was Hot

Egg thief falls to his death.

Dixon Man Loses Race With Trai

Authorities Identify Woman Kil

Kris' Kaboom

Princess Diana

Man drowns trying to save toy

Salem man accidentally shoots

Walking stick.

Three on a Bridge

Man shoots and kills self

electrifying experience

Vandal Ignored Mom's Message

A future winner in training

Loaded Walking Stick

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