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Don't Steal a Live Wire!

2006 Reader Submission
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Story can be found online at http://www.canada.com/globaltv/bc/story.html?id=cc49c5b0-2bce-4b4b-9645-eaadb6733f07&k=93285 and will be in the May 30th Vancouver Sun newspaper as well. Name of diseased not mentioned pending notification of next of kin. Email for reporter noted at end of story for confirmation. Or just check the website today and tomorrow.

The story as reported on the website:

Man loses life attempting to steal copper wire

The Vancouver Sun

Monday, May 29, 2006

A 35-year-old Surrey man lost his life early today trying to steal copper wire near a B.C. Hydro substation in Langley, police said.

At about 3 a.m, a BC Hydro worker found a 35-year-old Surrey man dead near a hydro substation in the area of 273 Street and Gloucester way in Langley.

Police were called and discovered the body lying in an underground junction box. The police's preliminary investigation revealed that the man was attempting to cut a live wire and was electrocuted.

The man was known to police and he had a criminal record. His name will be released once police notify the deceased man's family, police said.

"Last year we had a fellow who lost two fingers trying to steal Telus wires and now we've got a death," said Langley RCMP Cpl. Dian Blain.

She said metal theft is a problem across the Lower Mainland. "They'll steal anything that is metal," Blain said.

Reporter Neal Hall is working on this story: nhall@png.camwest.com

© The Vancouver Sun

Submitted on 05/29/2006

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Global BC May 29, 2006

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
We've probably gotten more of this type of story in the past several months than any other. For some reason, people just keep trying to do this! Wouldn't it be easier to try and steal copper wire that ISN'T live??? Thanks for the submission just the same!


Greg said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common


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