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2006 May Rejects

Would-be Copper Thief Electroc Loaded rifle as walking stick The shark may not be dead... Sever(ly) Faithful Deadly Recycling The cutting truth Two Strikes and You're Out Man electrocuted Modern Day Van Gogh Death by Horse Penetration Gun Walking Stick Salem man accidentally shoots Man accidentally shoots self Car Crash, Shoots Self Florida man drowns trying to s Don't mess with Marines Man accused of putting baby in Stupid Teenager Alert Man shoots self climbing hill Salem man accidentally shoots, Salem man accidentally shoots, Fatal accident: Attempted thef British Columbia: Man dies try Man dies making pipe bomb Shocked while stealing Man tries to steal live wire Florida man drowns trying to s British Columbia: Man dies try Blazing mouse sets fire Australian baby 'put in dryer' Man dies stealing live wires Man dies trying to steal live Man dies trying to steal live A Shocking Left Live Wire, Dead Thief Rob a former marine-bad idea crook swallows drugs Man dies retrieving toy boat. Singer's stage death Singers stage death Would-be copper thief electroc Anatomy Lesson In the Bag.. Well sort of ! Genetic Driving Man loses life attempting to s Don't Steal a Live Wire! Man electrocuted steeling wire Drunken Rafting Biker falls over guardrail, di Sea Swells Numb Skulls dumb terrorists Ironic Darwin? alberto muniz da conceicao Jap Lane egg collector Shocked the Shark bit him Two Men Lose Hands In Barbecue Evolution can't stop greed... Miss Deaf didn't hear train Chicken with a train Train kills two teen escapees Fatal fight began over chicken TRAIN SURFING IN MELBOURNE, AU Diver succeeds where many fail Man dies in fall from copter Almost A darwin Moment drug dealer shot himself http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sect Taxi? 3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aeros Gasoline ignites, burns Omaha Naked Guy Kills Himself Shot herself in the abdomen 3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aeros 3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aeros Full Bodied Rum Cash dispenser blown away Sleeping To Death Hanging By A Thread Wheelie Man End of The Line Died of a Broken Heart Died of a Broken Heart squirrels and their nuts Tractor Starter Repair A Brother's Stupidity Wheelie on Interstate 87 Color Blind? Ex-convict wanted in fatal sho It's wet, it must be water You forgot Rose, Jack.... Canadian Miners & Rotten Eggs niwrad award? Nudist up in flames Tape Shows Man Fell Overboard Flaming Socks Welding a Motorbike Ipswich Man Dies in Flood Gas thief accidently sets him Need for Speed Paint Thinner Is Flammable? Paint Thinner-Cigarette Error Paint Thinner Ain't Water Potential Darwin - duck hunters Cure for the Hiccups Dangling For Gators Heads Up (and off...) Bridge Jumper Jumped lagos pipeline disaster lagos pipeline disaster Ooh..what a photograph! Skateboard Smash Magnifying the Sun Petrol Prank goes wrong Thieves Get Burned Lightbulb Basketball Search on for killer 'gator in Pipeline blast kills 200 Villagers had gathered as vand Keep those gas tanks full! Wrong time, wrong place Darwin x 200 Pipeline blast rocks area near 200 village idiots Oregon Man Survives 12 Nails Fla. Man Killed In Home Explos Here it comes! ATV accident leaves man dead 'Small' penis drives teenager One lucky hedgehog Meditating woman plummets. Surfers Suprise Ditch Drowning Teen Asked To Be Hit By Car Fish Drags Man To Death Man drowns trying to save dog. Just For Thrills Trying hard to win a Darwin Self-Immolation Prank Misfires killing the pilot david bland, er, blane. sorry! a nice place to nap Adelaide Shop explosion fatal drift The Fast andthe Fundamentalist Man Plummets from 8th-floor Ba Sounds like fun Not really guilty Teenager Runs Over Friend f Died whilst fasting for Lent Boy pulled from sand Christian dies during fast Flush Money Student Suicide Scene Injury Desperately Needs a Hobby Homebrewed GHB Australian Army Mention? Carbon Monoxide Overcomes Man Power Washer, Glenview, Il Killer Copy Electricity Bridge Human Fireball Death by virtual sword Just a joke - it won't ignite Motorcyclist Dies Fire death agony after petrol Flame-Out Petrol Joke Goes Wrong Can't hear the train coming... Explosion victim 'had lighter' Joker dies in petrol gag Not for lack of trying. Crocodile Hunter Wannabe Boaters were arguing, drinking Alligator Bites Fla. Real Esta Alligator bites Tycoon!(idiot) Insufficient Postage? Arctic Adventure Woman runs self over, seriousl High speed change "Iron" Rich Nails Woman’s own car kills her Woman’s own car kills her at h Thieves Gas Themselves What a Platt Date rape drain cleaner! Thieves gas themselves in cyan Thieves gas themselves in cyan Row row row your boat Thieves gas themselves in cyan Gas attack! One last park in the cemetary Gas vs. Gambling Den Thieves gas themselves in cyan woman dies at husband's grsve Queens woman killed near husba

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