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Would-be Copper Thief Electroc
Loaded rifle as walking stick
The shark may not be dead...
Sever(ly) Faithful
Deadly Recycling
The cutting truth
Two Strikes and You're Out
Man electrocuted
Modern Day Van Gogh
Death by Horse Penetration
Gun Walking Stick
Salem man accidentally shoots
Man accidentally shoots self
Car Crash, Shoots Self
Florida man drowns trying to s
Don't mess with Marines
Man accused of putting baby in
Stupid Teenager Alert
Man shoots self climbing hill
Salem man accidentally shoots,
Salem man accidentally shoots,
Fatal accident: Attempted thef
British Columbia: Man dies try
Man dies making pipe bomb
Shocked while stealing
Man tries to steal live wire
Florida man drowns trying to s
British Columbia: Man dies try
Blazing mouse sets fire
Australian baby 'put in dryer'
Man dies stealing live wires
Man dies trying to steal live
Man dies trying to steal live
A Shocking Left
Live Wire, Dead Thief
Rob a former marine-bad idea
crook swallows drugs
Man dies retrieving toy boat.
Singer's stage death
Singers stage death
Would-be copper thief electroc
Anatomy Lesson
In the Bag.. Well sort of !
Genetic Driving
Man loses life attempting to s
Don't Steal a Live Wire!
Man electrocuted steeling wire
Drunken Rafting
Biker falls over guardrail, di
Sea Swells Numb Skulls
dumb terrorists
Ironic Darwin?
alberto muniz da conceicao
Jap Lane
egg collector
Shocked the Shark bit him
Two Men Lose Hands In Barbecue
Evolution can't stop greed...
Miss Deaf didn't hear train
Chicken with a train
Train kills two teen escapees
Fatal fight began over chicken
TRAIN SURFING IN MELBOURNE, AU
Diver succeeds where many fail
Man dies in fall from copter
Almost A darwin Moment
drug dealer shot himself
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sect
Taxi?
3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aeros
Gasoline ignites, burns Omaha
Naked Guy Kills Himself
Shot herself in the abdomen
3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aeros
3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aeros
Full Bodied Rum
Cash dispenser blown away
Sleeping To Death
Hanging By A Thread
Wheelie Man
End of The Line
Died of a Broken Heart
Died of a Broken Heart
squirrels and their nuts
Tractor Starter Repair
A Brother's Stupidity
Wheelie on Interstate 87
Color Blind?
Ex-convict wanted in fatal sho
It's wet, it must be water
You forgot Rose, Jack....
Canadian Miners & Rotten Eggs
niwrad award?
Nudist up in flames
Tape Shows Man Fell Overboard
Flaming Socks
Welding a Motorbike
Ipswich Man Dies in Flood
Gas thief accidently sets him
Need for Speed
Paint Thinner Is Flammable?
Paint Thinner-Cigarette Error
Paint Thinner Ain't Water
Potential Darwin -
duck hunters
Cure for the Hiccups
Dangling For Gators
Heads Up (and off...)
Bridge Jumper Jumped
lagos pipeline disaster
lagos pipeline disaster
Ooh..what a photograph!
Skateboard Smash
Magnifying the Sun
Petrol Prank goes wrong
Thieves Get Burned
Lightbulb Basketball
Search on for killer 'gator in
Pipeline blast kills 200
Villagers had gathered as vand
Keep those gas tanks full!
Wrong time, wrong place
Darwin x 200
Pipeline blast rocks area near
200 village idiots
Oregon Man Survives 12 Nails
Fla. Man Killed In Home Explos
Here it comes!
ATV accident leaves man dead
'Small' penis drives teenager
One lucky hedgehog
Meditating woman plummets.
Surfers Suprise
Ditch Drowning
Teen Asked To Be Hit By Car
Fish Drags Man To Death
Man drowns trying to save dog.
Just For Thrills
Trying hard to win a Darwin
Self-Immolation Prank Misfires
killing the pilot
david bland, er, blane. sorry!
a nice place to nap
Adelaide Shop explosion
fatal drift
The Fast andthe Fundamentalist
Man Plummets from 8th-floor Ba
Sounds like fun
Not really guilty
Teenager Runs Over Friend f
Died whilst fasting for Lent
Boy pulled from sand
Christian dies during fast
Flush Money
Student Suicide Scene Injury
Desperately Needs a Hobby
Homebrewed GHB
Australian Army Mention?
Carbon Monoxide Overcomes Man
Power Washer, Glenview, Il
Killer Copy
Electricity Bridge
Human Fireball
Death by virtual sword
Just a joke - it won't ignite
Motorcyclist Dies
Fire death agony after petrol
Flame-Out
Petrol Joke Goes Wrong
Can't hear the train coming...
Explosion victim 'had lighter'
Joker dies in petrol gag
Not for lack of trying.
Crocodile Hunter Wannabe
Boaters were arguing, drinking
Alligator Bites Fla. Real Esta
Alligator bites Tycoon!(idiot)
Insufficient Postage?
Arctic Adventure
Woman runs self over, seriousl
High speed change
"Iron" Rich Nails
Woman’s own car kills her
Woman’s own car kills her at h
Thieves Gas Themselves
What a Platt
Date rape drain cleaner!
Thieves gas themselves in cyan
Thieves gas themselves in cyan
Row row row your boat
Thieves gas themselves in cyan
Gas attack!
One last park in the cemetary
Gas vs. Gambling Den
Thieves gas themselves in cyan
woman dies at husband's grsve
Queens woman killed near husba
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2006 May Slush Pile Rejects

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Would-be Copper Thief Electroc

Loaded rifle as walking stick

The shark may not be dead...

Sever(ly) Faithful

Deadly Recycling

The cutting truth

Two Strikes and You're Out

Man electrocuted

Modern Day Van Gogh

Death by Horse Penetration

Gun Walking Stick

Salem man accidentally shoots

Man accidentally shoots self

Car Crash, Shoots Self

Florida man drowns trying to s

Don't mess with Marines

Man accused of putting baby in

Stupid Teenager Alert

Man shoots self climbing hill

Salem man accidentally shoots,

Salem man accidentally shoots,

Fatal accident: Attempted thef

British Columbia: Man dies try

Man dies making pipe bomb

Shocked while stealing

Man tries to steal live wire

Florida man drowns trying to s

British Columbia: Man dies try

Blazing mouse sets fire

Australian baby 'put in dryer'

Man dies stealing live wires

Man dies trying to steal live

Man dies trying to steal live

A Shocking Left

Live Wire, Dead Thief

Rob a former marine-bad idea

crook swallows drugs

Man dies retrieving toy boat.

Singer's stage death

Singers stage death

Would-be copper thief electroc

Anatomy Lesson

In the Bag.. Well sort of !

Genetic Driving

Man loses life attempting to s

Don't Steal a Live Wire!

Man electrocuted steeling wire

Drunken Rafting

Biker falls over guardrail, di

Sea Swells Numb Skulls

dumb terrorists

Ironic Darwin?

alberto muniz da conceicao

Jap Lane

egg collector

Shocked the Shark bit him

Two Men Lose Hands In Barbecue

Evolution can't stop greed...

Miss Deaf didn't hear train

Chicken with a train

Train kills two teen escapees

Fatal fight began over chicken

TRAIN SURFING IN MELBOURNE, AU

Diver succeeds where many fail

Man dies in fall from copter

Almost A darwin Moment

drug dealer shot himself

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sect

Taxi?

3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aeros

Gasoline ignites, burns Omaha

Naked Guy Kills Himself

Shot herself in the abdomen

3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aeros

3 Calif. Teens Burned in Aeros

Full Bodied Rum

Cash dispenser blown away

Sleeping To Death

Hanging By A Thread

Wheelie Man

End of The Line

Died of a Broken Heart

Died of a Broken Heart

squirrels and their nuts

Tractor Starter Repair

A Brother's Stupidity

Wheelie on Interstate 87

Color Blind?

Ex-convict wanted in fatal sho

It's wet, it must be water

You forgot Rose, Jack....

Canadian Miners & Rotten Eggs

niwrad award?

Nudist up in flames

Tape Shows Man Fell Overboard

Flaming Socks

Welding a Motorbike

Ipswich Man Dies in Flood

Gas thief accidently sets him

Need for Speed

Paint Thinner Is Flammable?

Paint Thinner-Cigarette Error

Paint Thinner Ain't Water

Potential Darwin -

duck hunters

Cure for the Hiccups

Dangling For Gators

Heads Up (and off...)

Bridge Jumper Jumped

lagos pipeline disaster

lagos pipeline disaster

Ooh..what a photograph!

Skateboard Smash

Magnifying the Sun

Petrol Prank goes wrong

Thieves Get Burned

Lightbulb Basketball

Search on for killer 'gator in

Pipeline blast kills 200

Villagers had gathered as vand

Keep those gas tanks full!

Wrong time, wrong place

Darwin x 200

Pipeline blast rocks area near

200 village idiots

Oregon Man Survives 12 Nails

Fla. Man Killed In Home Explos

Here it comes!

ATV accident leaves man dead

'Small' penis drives teenager

One lucky hedgehog

Meditating woman plummets.

Surfers Suprise

Ditch Drowning

Teen Asked To Be Hit By Car

Fish Drags Man To Death

Man drowns trying to save dog.

Just For Thrills

Trying hard to win a Darwin

Self-Immolation Prank Misfires

killing the pilot

david bland, er, blane. sorry!

a nice place to nap

Adelaide Shop explosion

fatal drift

The Fast andthe Fundamentalist

Man Plummets from 8th-floor Ba

Sounds like fun

Not really guilty

Teenager Runs Over Friend f

Died whilst fasting for Lent

Boy pulled from sand

Christian dies during fast

Flush Money

Student Suicide Scene Injury

Desperately Needs a Hobby

Homebrewed GHB

Australian Army Mention?

Carbon Monoxide Overcomes Man

Power Washer, Glenview, Il

Killer Copy

Electricity Bridge

Human Fireball

Death by virtual sword

Just a joke - it won't ignite

Motorcyclist Dies

Fire death agony after petrol

Flame-Out

Petrol Joke Goes Wrong

Can't hear the train coming...

Explosion victim 'had lighter'

Joker dies in petrol gag

Not for lack of trying.

Crocodile Hunter Wannabe

Boaters were arguing, drinking

Alligator Bites Fla. Real Esta

Alligator bites Tycoon!(idiot)

Insufficient Postage?

Arctic Adventure

Woman runs self over, seriousl

High speed change

"Iron" Rich Nails

Woman’s own car kills her

Woman’s own car kills her at h

Thieves Gas Themselves

What a Platt

Date rape drain cleaner!

Thieves gas themselves in cyan

Thieves gas themselves in cyan

Row row row your boat

Thieves gas themselves in cyan

Gas attack!

One last park in the cemetary

Gas vs. Gambling Den

Thieves gas themselves in cyan

woman dies at husband's grsve

Queens woman killed near husba

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