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2006 April Rejects

Reporter shot dead in exercise Fun in elevators Missing GI found in hotel A/C Dead soldier found in AC Gaseous Blunder death by rodeo Man runs himself over In The Nude and The Chimney Homebrewed GHB? Monoxide conditioning Soap Lake man electrocuted whi Petrol-soaked man sets himself Cigarette ignites fuel, REALLY petrol and cigarettes - again Cigarette ignites spilt fuel Man spills petrol then smokes Shocking Reconnect Missing student found in trash Student dead in landfill Out with the trash "Fun" On the Swings College student garbage Electrocuted while moving fuse Explosion Injures Man Final destination Dead in Bulle cemetery Landfill woman was just down i Lightning kills motorcyclist o Two fans electrocuted outside Two fans electrocuted outside Lightning Strikes Metal Cross Oil Therapy Patient Fire Man Dies Playing with Handgun Race fans electrocuted Two Jolted - One Pole Nascar Electrocution Natural Selection picks NASCAR 2 fans electrocuted at NASCAR Iraqui People Australian Soldier Killed toolbox acceleration Man killed after being flung f Man Dies When Sink Hole Opens Saved by Black Metal? Oregon Man Survives 12 Nails t Oregon man survives 12 nails t Australia's 1st Iraq fatality Complaining of a headache? Dying for a smoke Man Survives After Firing 12 N At-Risk Survivor: Nail gun A hot picture Man sets self ablaze using cha 'Can you do that Again?' Death By Skin Cream Mad Biker Smoking Kills Man sets self ablaze using cha Hell of a Headache WELDER IGNITES TANKER What's So Great about Sobriety Man sets self ablaze using cha Ram a cop car. Get shot. Die. How Not to Open a Gas Tank Man sets self ablaze using cha Smoking Kills..... Smoking IS Bad For You Chicken with a Commuter Train Killer Hospital Cigarette Killer Hospital Visit dafty cigerette Lights up, checks out Smoker in fireball tragedy at JC student kills himself, conv Death by Oil Therapy Man killed in cigarette accide Bathroom Cleaning Flaming Patients Patient dies in cigarette fire Perils of smoking One last smoke! Bird Brain Dying for a cigarette Man killed in cigarette accide Man killed in cigarette accide Cigarette Accident Up in smoke Smoking patient Man killed in cigarette accid Patient dies after lighting up Burning for a cigarette Cigarettes CAN kill! Smoking Kills Man killed in cigarette accide Man killed in cigarette accide Dying for a Cigarette Smoking is bad for your health Patient dies after lighting up Cigarette Fireball Can't think of one! Man killed in cigarette accide No Smoking! Patient dies after lighting up cigarette + flamable lotion Patient dies lighting up Patient dies after lighting up damn patient lights cigarette Patient dies after lighting up Patient dies after lighting up Patient dies after lighting up Dying for a ciggy human fireball Smoking Joe Man burns to death Patient dies after lighting up Patient dies after lighting up Patient dies after lighting up Patient dies after lighting up Man burns himself to death smo Dying for a cig Patient dies after lighting up smoking kills Light me up Patient dies after lighting up Patient dies after lighting up Perils of smoking Sleeping under the Job Man dies retrieving pair of sh cheap motel room Darwin Training Film Sweeping out Crims TV's bad for your health Man drowns in Shoe rescue The Last Telephone Pole Man dies retrieving pair of sh Man dies retrieving pair of sh Rod Hill Shoe-dock-oo Boy sets self on fire... Flat Tire Fiasco Man Blown out of Car stealing prescription medicine Car Crashes Into Bank 16-Jähriger bei Wildfütterung Smart driver Brazilian Cop kills NAKED Cop Idiot kid sets self ablaze Why U-turns are illegal Shot on a Dare Collector's Folly Don'tCheckForGasolineWithALigh I spilt what on my jeans? Paperweight severs teachers ri Note to self: Flashlight would Tractor fails as jack Boy Sets Self on Fire in Alleg Man decapitated by elevator Man Nearly Decapitated In Down Doped Intruder Muere tras caer de la pasarela French down under Boy Sets Self on Fire listerine chug Boy sets self on fire Fatal Elevator Accident Teenager sets himself on fire Liar Liar Pants on Fire Gas burns Boy Sets Self on Fire in Alleg Boy Sets Self on Fire Man Nearly Decapitated In Down Pittsburgh Elevator "Accident" Teenager Sets Himself on Fire Wired Snowmobile on water Hot Pants More fun with Gasoline! Unfortunately not fatal Boy Sets Self on Fire in Alleg Boy Sets Self on Fire in Alleg Boy Sets Self On Fire In Alleg Ingnited boy steals gas Gasoline theft boy sets himself on fire Zippo Boy Ice Then Slice Ice Then Slice It's not loaded... Man Dies When ATV Hits Barrier Mum set alight in spray bottle Darwin Award For Self-Extincti Man Throws Penis at Cops Labor Party Activist to be Lai Alternative Drunk Driving woman drives off fifth story Gang members shoot their own Scam Altimately leads to death Overkill Man plunges UP elevator shaft? Man Using Torch Killed When Oi Woman Killed Crossing Thruway Caged Tiger Kills Owner in Min Undignified Deaths Homemade Firecracker Man dies after fall from hotel Man Killed Falling Out of Car Explosive paperweight injures Explosive paperweight injures Deadly paperweight Buggered It's A Live One! Man cuts off cousin's leg Man Dies After Sex w/Horse EXPLOSIVE BUG KILLER madness at sea madness at sea Exploding Paperweight Don't lay on the road "Paperweight" severs hand Man killed...falling from car Paperweight Explodes Attack of the Garden Gnomes Baptist Minister Electrocution 40mm Paperweight Paperweight severs hand Paper wt. severs teachers hand How not to kill a Fly 101 Exploding paperweight Shell injures teacher dum dum Damn bu...ooom! Falls down elevator insect karma Paperweight Severs Calif. Teac Helicopter mishap I am sure i saw a fly there! Exploding paperweight costs te 40mm Bug Killer At-Risk Survivor-teacher Not So Bright Teacher Exploding paperweight costs te Exploding paperweight severs t exploding paperweight Crushing Bug Blow Up Teacher hurt squashing bug wit Explosion Bug blasts off teachers hand Exploding paperweight costs te Not so handy anymore! Exploding paperweight costs te Ultimate schooltrip fun Iguana hunter dies intree fall He should have used a grenade Exploding Paperweight Exploding Paperweight Teacher crushing bug lose hand Shell as paperweight Man Loses Hand Crushing Bug Teacher Loses Hand Exploding paperweight costs te Exploding paperweight 40 mm exploding paperweight Teacher Learns A Lesson EXPLODING PAPERWEIGHT Paperweight Severs Hand Exploding paperweight Spider-hunting nudist ends wit Teacher Squashes Bug "I thought it was a dud..." Homeland Security not Secure Exploding paperweight costs te Use brain's before pounding Exploding paperweight costs te Man severs hand Exploding paperweight costs t Exploding paperweight costs te Exploding paperweight costs te Paperweight Severs Hand Exploding paperweight costs te Paperweight Head-H. Mention Paperweight Severs Hand bad choice of fly swatters Crushing Bugs Exploding Paperweight Exploding paperweight How not to kill a bug Exploding paperweight costs te Paperweight Explodes, Severs T The Spider-Hunting Nudist Dies From Gas Generator Fumes Detroit man dies from generato Shlongs away! Burning to Kill Arachnophobe - Revealed Man falls out of car on freewa Spider has fiery revenge Hang Gliding on the Freeway Man chasing dog hit by Bus Spider-hunting nudist ends wit Girl Critical After Crashing M Man blown out of Convertible Nudist's spider-killing stunt Nudist's spider-killing stunt Two Ts to the Wind Spider fiery revenge on nudist Consequences of Stripping Man blown out of convertible Nude spider Nudist's spider-killing stunt Shoulda been driving a viper Volunteers Clean The Gene Pool Man Blown from Convertable Man Falls Out Of Car Window Man blown out of convertible The Little Engine that Could Obetz man dies after falling o Man blown out of convertible Man Throws Penis at Police Man is blown out of convertibl Man Falls Out Of Car Man arrested while attending T Freshman falls from 6th-story

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