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Does "Grizzly Man" get one?

2006 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

I have heard the story of this "grizzly man" and have seen his documentary. He has spent his whole life "protecting" grizzly bears. But if you know anything about animals you should know that grizzly bears are some of the last animals that need protection.

He made several trips to the national park to where he spent all his time with the indegenous bears there. The park rangers there told him that the bears do not need his protection since poaching is not a problem there (again, if you know anything about grizzlies or are a hunter you know why). These bears are huge, strong, and very territorial, they can protect themselves and their kin, even against the most well-armed hunter.

Even the indegenous tribesmen of Alaska stated in reference to this "grizzly man" that their people have respected the boundary between man and bear for thousands of years, and he was crossing the line.

The fact is that these are large, deadly wild animals, and they can kill you at will. So it is of no surprise that the "grizzly man" was killed by the animals he was trying to protect. In an even bigger twist of irony, the park rangers shot the bear that had slain the amateur environmentalist and his girlfriend.

In summation: environmentalist goes to Alaska to live among the grizzlies and gets eaten by a grizzly. No surprise. These are wild animals, not cuddly Disney creatures. Our friend here should definately get a Darwin Award.

Submitted on 03/10/2006

Submitted by: David Radcliffe
Reference: "Grizzly Man" documentary

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, David, but we already have numerous submissions on "Grizzly Man" from when all this first happened. We DO appreciate the submission, however! :-)


Sheryl said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
As James said.


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