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2006 March Rejects
What a harsh art critic!
Man Crashes Car After Snake At
Man dies in sex game
Car Crash Restarted My Heart
not a Vegeterian for sure
Double Darwin?
Wheely vs. Surburban
Stopping in traffic
Midgets vs. Lion; Lion wins
Running yourself over
Desperate labourers seek death
More dangerous than a Koala?
Piercing kills
Idiot with no genitals
Masturbatory Induced Impotence
Silly Robber
Nail Polish and the Microwave
Death on the inner tube
Hang Five - car surf carnage
DAD BOILED IN FETISH SUIT
Drunkard kills himself over me
Wire Scrapper Body Identified
I want my meat!
Man Dies in Waist deep mud!!
Impressions somehow or other
Dirty Way To Go
Fried Party Pooper
Labor activist electrocuted
Gas Tax on Miles, not Gallons,
He will no vote
Vote for Darwin!
Man Electrocuted At Power Stat
Dangers of fencing
Dumb Kid
Headbanger gets last word?
Dumb Pirates
A pair of fire hazards
Quagmire Claims Victim After C
Bring out the Gimp
Student Killed in Abseil Stunt
Rachel Corrie
Don't drink too much
Man Throws Own Penis at Cops
Drunk Decapitiation
Santa got Bagged.....
Deaf by Shotgun
Stilt Stupidity
Man dies mudriding sans truck
Runaway Plane
driver dies in waist-deep mud
Cessnas and Cell Phones
Fleeing driver dies in waist-d
Jump From Car Kills
Man Dies Stuck in the Mud
Fleeing driver dies in mud
Driver dies in mud
Man dies stuck in mud ...
Man asks cops to test crack pi
Fleeing driver dies in waist-d
Man dies stuck in mud after ru
Mud in your eye
Man dies stuck in mud after ru
Man dies stuck in mud after ru
Fleeing driver dies
Man dies stuck in mud after ru
Man dies stuck in mud after ru
Cold Mudder
Man Dies Stuck in Mud
Man dies stuck in mud
Man sinks into mud & dies
Death by... Mud?
MUDSLINGER
Man dies stuck in mud
An Old Stick in the Mud
Man dies stuck in mud
Bet you I die
Mudd Hole Kills Man
Stuck in the Mud
Woman dies in fall from city..
Man Dies Gulping Pisco
Super Pisco Man
Fall From Grace
Pirates 0 Navy 1+
Pair dies from overdose
Woman Critical After Fall
train pull in Uruguay
1 attempt to many
kick loses eye, but not life
Train Kills Seven on TV Show
Blown Away
Worlds Dumbest Pirates
Man throws own penis at police
Chip Pan Fires
Self Castration
Leaps of Faith
Jakub won't Fik anymore?
Pencil in Penis
Like A Slice Through The Rest
Navy 1, Pirates 0
Man Severs own Penis
US Navy shoots pirates
Rocket Man meets the Destroyer
Death By Inattentive Phone Use
Man severs own penis
Runaway Train
Train rolls over reality-show
Uruguayan TV Stunt
He threw WHAT?
Liquid NItrogen Bomb
Popping Wheelies
Alight The Washing
Deaf Girl Texts On Traintracks
Man severs his own penis
the need for a cigarette
Beheading Mr. Winkie
(un)Inteligent Design
Strike 3 you are out!
Scientific buffoonery
Never heard it coming
Miss Deaf Texas killed by trai
Miss Deaf Texas Struck by Trai
Crate Robbery
Deaf Beauty hit by train
Deaf beauty queen killed by tr
Helicoptor tows a boat
Train Killed Deaf Beauty Queen
death by train
Death and Dumb
Russian Roulette in Hague
Gran takes out nine cars
Death by multi-tasking
Miss Deaf Texas struck by trai
Death of Deaf Ms. Texas
Deaf Miss Texas
Deaf and on the Train Tracks
Railroaded
She shoulda looked both ways
Hit unheard
Miss Deaf Texas Killed By Trai
Train hits deaf beauty.
Beauty and the Train
Beauty, with Trains
Beauty, with Trains
Miss Deaf America Hit By Train
Deaf + txting == Darwin
Making Tracks
Text Messaging on the RR track
Miss Deaf Texas Hit by Train
Now she's Miss Dead America
Deaf Girl Hit by Train
Pain Patch Overdose
Deaf Beauty Queen kill by Trai
Miss Deaf Texas catches train
Couple dies lovin' in car
Miss Deaf Texas Struck by Trai
The ultimate dodgeball penalty
Did you hear something?
Police say 2 Enid men were cau
Death by Air Guitar
Mortars and Scrap Metal
Miss Deaf TX killed by train
Deaf beauty queen hit by train
Miss Deaf Texas struck by trai
Rachel Corrie
the dangers of swords on walls
Miss Deaf Texas hit by train
Miss Deaf Texas struck train
Miss Deaf Texas
Deaf Beauty Queen Hit By Train
Substance Abuse - Take Two!
Miss Deaf Texas Hit By Train
Miss Deaf Texas struck by trai
What a BEAUTY!
Miss Deaf Texas
Ms Deaf Texas
Indoor fireworks
XXXX
Deaf and Dumb
Milosevic kills self trying to
Grizzley Man
Life in the Fast Lane
Lovers died on 1st date
there should be one in this vi
Man killed in accident
chicken bank robber
Working the System
Lovers died on 1st date
Chem teachers
Barrels Bounces Off Moron
Pain-ed relief
Denmarks most stupid fans!
'Help, I'm doing 135mph and ca
Does "Grizzly Man" get one?
car theif
Drowned Fleeing from Wreck
Dead by CO2
Old Spice gets HOT, HOT, HOT!
Pilot Crashes While Talking On
Kayaker dies after being hit b
Two Burned in Barbecuing Accid
bag of rocks
accidental times
An overall blast
End of The Line
Tree kills lumberjack
ghb
Man Makes Himself Dinner
Sword Falls Off Wall, Kills Fl
Couple dies of Carbon Monoxide
New cure for hiccups?
Wall-ball+sword=Darwined!
Ice Ride
Elephants Just Wanna Have Fun
15-Year-Old Killed When Sword
LETHAL CHUTE
Immigrant's Escape Ended
Pilot killed starting plane
Fla. Teen Dies After Sword Fal
Wannabe rocker plunges from be
nightstand - nightfall
Sleighriding
Police Issue Warnings About 'C
Reverse Carpark Dive
Couple Found Dead In Car In Ga
Driver killed in car park plun
space monkey
Man saws own legs chainsaw
What Not To Do In Upsate VT
At-Risk Survivor: Driving On
Couple Found Dead In Car
Would-be rock star
Horney for Horsey
Two Die from Carbon Monoxide
Destined for Greatness
Pilot on cell phone crashes
Auto erotic asphixiation?
Stupid man
sex in a warm garaged car
The Darwins' Chemistry Set
Two die of carbon monoxide poi
Woman falls 23 stories City na
If at first you don't succeed
Carbon Monoxide sex death 2006
Gunpowder, Nails, and Iodine
The Choking game
Crappy Crépes
A little privacy, please
checking gas loss with lighter
Carbon Monoxide and sex
Train Surfing
Death by car
gasoline and shop vac
Anti-Freeze and Beer
women falls 23 stories
Fatal fall a stunt gone wrong
Two die of carbon monoxide poi
Feeding the bears
Austin man killed while parasa
Man Castrated by lobsters
Death By Sex
Darwin award winner
Death by snooker ball
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What a harsh art critic!

Man Crashes Car After Snake At

Man dies in sex game

Car Crash Restarted My Heart

not a Vegeterian for sure

Double Darwin?

Wheely vs. Surburban

Stopping in traffic

Midgets vs. Lion; Lion wins

Running yourself over

Desperate labourers seek death

More dangerous than a Koala?

Piercing kills

Idiot with no genitals

Masturbatory Induced Impotence

Silly Robber

Nail Polish and the Microwave

Death on the inner tube

Hang Five - car surf carnage

DAD BOILED IN FETISH SUIT

Drunkard kills himself over me

Wire Scrapper Body Identified

I want my meat!

Man Dies in Waist deep mud!!

Impressions somehow or other

Dirty Way To Go

Fried Party Pooper

Labor activist electrocuted

Gas Tax on Miles, not Gallons,

He will no vote

Vote for Darwin!

Man Electrocuted At Power Stat

Dangers of fencing

Dumb Kid

Headbanger gets last word?

Dumb Pirates

A pair of fire hazards

Quagmire Claims Victim After C

Bring out the Gimp

Student Killed in Abseil Stunt

Rachel Corrie

Don't drink too much

Man Throws Own Penis at Cops

Drunk Decapitiation

Santa got Bagged.....

Deaf by Shotgun

Stilt Stupidity

Man dies mudriding sans truck

Runaway Plane

driver dies in waist-deep mud

Cessnas and Cell Phones

Fleeing driver dies in waist-d

Jump From Car Kills

Man Dies Stuck in the Mud

Fleeing driver dies in mud

Driver dies in mud

Man dies stuck in mud ...

Man asks cops to test crack pi

Fleeing driver dies in waist-d

Man dies stuck in mud after ru

Mud in your eye

Man dies stuck in mud after ru

Man dies stuck in mud after ru

Fleeing driver dies

Man dies stuck in mud after ru

Man dies stuck in mud after ru

Cold Mudder

Man Dies Stuck in Mud

Man dies stuck in mud

Man sinks into mud & dies

Death by... Mud?

MUDSLINGER

Man dies stuck in mud

An Old Stick in the Mud

Man dies stuck in mud

Bet you I die

Mudd Hole Kills Man

Stuck in the Mud

Woman dies in fall from city..

Man Dies Gulping Pisco

Super Pisco Man

Fall From Grace

Pirates 0 Navy 1+

Pair dies from overdose

Woman Critical After Fall

train pull in Uruguay

1 attempt to many

kick loses eye, but not life

Train Kills Seven on TV Show

Blown Away

Worlds Dumbest Pirates

Man throws own penis at police

Chip Pan Fires

Self Castration

Leaps of Faith

Jakub won't Fik anymore?

Pencil in Penis

Like A Slice Through The Rest

Navy 1, Pirates 0

Man Severs own Penis

US Navy shoots pirates

Rocket Man meets the Destroyer

Death By Inattentive Phone Use

Man severs own penis

Runaway Train

Train rolls over reality-show

Uruguayan TV Stunt

He threw WHAT?

Liquid NItrogen Bomb

Popping Wheelies

Alight The Washing

Deaf Girl Texts On Traintracks

Man severs his own penis

the need for a cigarette

Beheading Mr. Winkie

(un)Inteligent Design

Strike 3 you are out!

Scientific buffoonery

Never heard it coming

Miss Deaf Texas killed by trai

Miss Deaf Texas Struck by Trai

Crate Robbery

Deaf Beauty hit by train

Deaf beauty queen killed by tr

Helicoptor tows a boat

Train Killed Deaf Beauty Queen

death by train

Death and Dumb

Russian Roulette in Hague

Gran takes out nine cars

Death by multi-tasking

Miss Deaf Texas struck by trai

Death of Deaf Ms. Texas

Deaf Miss Texas

Deaf and on the Train Tracks

Railroaded

She shoulda looked both ways

Hit unheard

Miss Deaf Texas Killed By Trai

Train hits deaf beauty.

Beauty and the Train

Beauty, with Trains

Beauty, with Trains

Miss Deaf America Hit By Train

Deaf + txting == Darwin

Making Tracks

Text Messaging on the RR track

Miss Deaf Texas Hit by Train

Now she's Miss Dead America

Deaf Girl Hit by Train

Pain Patch Overdose

Deaf Beauty Queen kill by Trai

Miss Deaf Texas catches train

Couple dies lovin' in car

Miss Deaf Texas Struck by Trai

The ultimate dodgeball penalty

Did you hear something?

Police say 2 Enid men were cau

Death by Air Guitar

Mortars and Scrap Metal

Miss Deaf TX killed by train

Deaf beauty queen hit by train

Miss Deaf Texas struck by trai

Rachel Corrie

the dangers of swords on walls

Miss Deaf Texas hit by train

Miss Deaf Texas struck train

Miss Deaf Texas

Deaf Beauty Queen Hit By Train

Substance Abuse - Take Two!

Miss Deaf Texas Hit By Train

Miss Deaf Texas struck by trai

What a BEAUTY!

Miss Deaf Texas

Ms Deaf Texas

Indoor fireworks

XXXX

Deaf and Dumb

Milosevic kills self trying to

Grizzley Man

Life in the Fast Lane

Lovers died on 1st date

there should be one in this vi

Man killed in accident

chicken bank robber

Working the System

Lovers died on 1st date

Chem teachers

Barrels Bounces Off Moron

Pain-ed relief

Denmarks most stupid fans!

'Help, I'm doing 135mph and ca

Does "Grizzly Man" get one?

car theif

Drowned Fleeing from Wreck

Dead by CO2

Old Spice gets HOT, HOT, HOT!

Pilot Crashes While Talking On

Kayaker dies after being hit b

Two Burned in Barbecuing Accid

bag of rocks

accidental times

An overall blast

End of The Line

Tree kills lumberjack

ghb

Man Makes Himself Dinner

Sword Falls Off Wall, Kills Fl

Couple dies of Carbon Monoxide

New cure for hiccups?

Wall-ball+sword=Darwined!

Ice Ride

Elephants Just Wanna Have Fun

15-Year-Old Killed When Sword

LETHAL CHUTE

Immigrant's Escape Ended

Pilot killed starting plane

Fla. Teen Dies After Sword Fal

Wannabe rocker plunges from be

nightstand - nightfall

Sleighriding

Police Issue Warnings About 'C

Reverse Carpark Dive

Couple Found Dead In Car In Ga

Driver killed in car park plun

space monkey

Man saws own legs chainsaw

What Not To Do In Upsate VT

Honorable Mention: Driving On

Couple Found Dead In Car

Would-be rock star

Horney for Horsey

Two Die from Carbon Monoxide

Destined for Greatness

Pilot on cell phone crashes

Auto erotic asphixiation?

Stupid man

sex in a warm garaged car

The Darwins' Chemistry Set

Two die of carbon monoxide poi

Woman falls 23 stories City na

If at first you don't succeed

Carbon Monoxide sex death 2006

Gunpowder, Nails, and Iodine

The Choking game

Crappy Crépes

A little privacy, please

checking gas loss with lighter

Carbon Monoxide and sex

Train Surfing

Death by car

gasoline and shop vac

Anti-Freeze and Beer

women falls 23 stories

Fatal fall a stunt gone wrong

Two die of carbon monoxide poi

Feeding the bears

Austin man killed while parasa

Man Castrated by lobsters

Death By Sex

Darwin award winner

Death by snooker ball

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