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A walk out the Window
Strange-Looking Car Leads To E
Sadd by name...
Mountain leader's climbing dea
Bush "waving when fell off bik
Couple Found Dead in Car in Ga
All's Well That Ends Well...
Death by Guitar
Two who fled wreck found dead
Just Dangling Around
Man who died in hotel fall was
He Pushed His Luck Too Far
Death by air guitar Singapore
Woman falls under her van
Hey, watch this...
Cold Hampster!
No Stinking Elevator Needed
Man Dies After Attempting Balc
Man Dies After Attempting Jump
Father of Blaginism
drifting on the ice
Great Plains Free Fall
More proof that cigarettes kil
Oregon Shipyard Worker Suffers
Man Dies After Attempting Balc
Balcony Jump - Fatal Fall
Gas Scam
Look I can fly
Spiderman. Well,not quite.
Jumping to conlusion
Man Falls From 7th Story
Would-be rock star plunges...
Oingo Boingo
Man dies in fall from hotel ba
Hotel Balcony Jumping
Lawn Chair Larry...sans chair.
Man freezes to death under B-1
Deadly Cigarette Ashes
Express elevator
Trying to Impress a girl
Antiques left him cold
Bad Planning
Thank Cleveland! Good night!
Thank Cleveland! Good night!
That's hard to face
Hyped up guitarist
Sudan man forced to marry goat
Hypothermia killed man found n
College Doesn't Make you Smart
Would-be rocker plunges...
Would-be rocker plunges...
Air(bourne) Guitar
Student crashes through Window
Dude! Where’s my mosh pit?
Singapore Guitarist
Example of what not to do
Air Guitar Kills Teen
Rock Music can kill you
Caught in Trouble
Would-be rock star.
Slain Store Clerk
Rock & Roll Will Never Die
Rock & Roll Will Never Die
Dude! Where’s my mosh pit?
No Toilet Paper
Elevator Shaft
Would-be rock star plunges fro
Death by bubble bath
Would-be rock star plunges fro
Defenestration of a bed jumper
Air Guitar
Rock'n'Roll Kills!
Would-be rock star plunges fro
The Best Stage Dive
The Best Stage Dive
Amateur Tries Crowdsurf, Fails
Man falls down elevator shaft
Rocker rocks out and plunges
Coming & Going
McDonald's Wrath
Would-be rock star plunges fro
Would-be rock star plunges fro
Rock star - from bed to death
"Air" Guitar
"Rock fan pogos out of window"
From your bed to your death
Flying High
The Dangers of Air Guitar
Would-be rock star plunges fro
Would-be rock star plunges fro
Would-be rock star plunges fro
paper mightier than a rifle?
Would-be rock star
(this field is too short)
Would-be rock star plunges fro
Would-be rock star plunges fro
Wild Guitar Dance
Stage dive
Accidental gunshot breaks man'
carried away
Air Guitar + Gravity =Terminal
Jedi You Are Not, Dumb You Are
Would-be rocker takes plunge
Grizzly Man
Would-be rock star plunges
Pencil in penis backfires
Woman should not operate autos
Teen plunges from window
Teen plunges from window
Wannabe rocker
Wannabe rocker plunges from be
Jumping Jack Splat
Wannabe rocker plunges from be
would be rock star plunges to
Party-goer's fatal balcony lea
stupidity pays a price
Dr's don't know everything
Man drills hole in grenade
Fell down elevator shaft
greek myth
Grieving father's plea for sup
At-Risk Survivor or Warning?
Erratic Rocket Run
Erratic Rocket Run
Woman stuck in air vent
Coma Patient Fund-Raiser
Milk Truck Death
Patched-up Plane
Its the landing that counts.
NJ at its finest!
Don't drink the water!
A Shocking End
look we made a picilo-peat
With Friends Like These
And for my next trick...
Dick!
Deadly Air Conditioning
Drunk and Dead
Misuse of technology - iPOD
Suicide By Veep
Cheney accidentally shoots fel
autoerotic asphyxia
Prison 4 Shooting Testicles
Balls in a Bag
xxx fortune cookie
Drilling Grenade
Great Balls Of Fire
having a blast
Flight 3701
Strange-Looking Car Leads To E
Shop Til You Drop
the perils of acetylene
Yes, Beer Bottles do go Bang
Unreliable hit man
Grizzly man
Acetylene Balloon in Car
A FEW FRIES SHORT OF A CHEESEB
Man Dies Tractor Parasailing
Motorcyclists pops wheelie, th
Wheeling Motorcyclist
Lynchburg police say man's dea
the skylight jumper
Woman Killed by Own Car
motorized idiot
Super Bowl Blast
Criminal report
Balloon Filled With Acetylene
Explosive balloon blows up car
Super Bowl Blowup
paintball vs eyeball
Parasailing Peril
Parasailing mishap kills Austi
Parasailing tractor death
Austin man dies in parasailing
Explosive balloon blows up car
Womans Best Friend "on the roc
Exploding balloon
Flaming burglar
they had gas
Strange-Looking Car
Tractor Parasailing
Boom Balloon
Tractor parasailer
acetylene
(Personal Account) At My Dacha
Parasailing behind tractor
Snowrafting
Super Bowl balloon explodes, i
Explosive balloon blows up car
Balloon in car creates XL expl
Balloon in car creates XL expl
super balloon
Balloon in car creates XL exp
Man blows up car with Baloon
car exploded by party balloon
Knife Trick
Knife Trick
William Tell again
Never mind helium!
Bread & Battered
He WAS a sk8ter boy....
Man dies in car burn scam
Hang Up and Drive!
Motor Cycle Jousting
Man killled in cartoon protest
Knife trick kills chef
Manila Stampede
skiers cover blown!
Do not play with fire
It slipped, it slipped
Bug foggers destroy apartment
Copper Wire Bandit Shocked
Man electrocuted while stealin
Chirs Penn, New Darwin King
bear
Knife Trick Killed Chef
Fingerless Farrier
Fries with that crash?
Don't Smoke that Roach, Dude!
Slip Sliding Away
18 Bug Foggers Cause Explosion
Timothy Treadwell
Grizzly Mad Man
Middle Age MAdness
Horse Rides Man
Horse Rides Man
Vengeful Mouse
Knife trick killed chef
Chef kills himself with 'knife
Knife trick killed pub chef
Kin sue in hair spray fire dea
Repeat of History
Killed trying to # a horse...
Anal sex with horse is fatal
My Big Fat Greek Burning
Lead & Nicotine Don't Mix
No headlight - no problem
Boy Meets Elephant
Elephant
Elephant tramples teen to deat
LOO-STOP MAN DIES
ZOO ELEPHANT TRAMPLES BOY TO D
Rude awakening
Elephant Tramples Teen
Young Achiever Award
Mango boy gets crushed
Zoo elephant tramples boy to d
Zoo elephant tramples boy
Don't Feed The Elephant
Don't Feed The Elephant
Don't Feed The Elephant
Yet another elephant death...
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2006 February Slush Pile Rejects

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A walk out the Window

Strange-Looking Car Leads To E

Sadd by name...

Mountain leader's climbing dea

Bush "waving when fell off bik

Couple Found Dead in Car in Ga

All's Well That Ends Well...

Death by Guitar

Two who fled wreck found dead

Just Dangling Around

Man who died in hotel fall was

He Pushed His Luck Too Far

Death by air guitar Singapore

Woman falls under her van

Hey, watch this...

Cold Hampster!

No Stinking Elevator Needed

Man Dies After Attempting Balc

Man Dies After Attempting Jump

Father of Blaginism

drifting on the ice

Great Plains Free Fall

More proof that cigarettes kil

Oregon Shipyard Worker Suffers

Man Dies After Attempting Balc

Balcony Jump - Fatal Fall

Gas Scam

Look I can fly

Spiderman. Well,not quite.

Jumping to conlusion

Man Falls From 7th Story

Would-be rock star plunges...

Oingo Boingo

Man dies in fall from hotel ba

Hotel Balcony Jumping

Lawn Chair Larry...sans chair.

Man freezes to death under B-1

Deadly Cigarette Ashes

Express elevator

Trying to Impress a girl

Antiques left him cold

Bad Planning

Thank Cleveland! Good night!

Thank Cleveland! Good night!

That's hard to face

Hyped up guitarist

Sudan man forced to marry goat

Hypothermia killed man found n

College Doesn't Make you Smart

Would-be rocker plunges...

Would-be rocker plunges...

Air(bourne) Guitar

Student crashes through Window

Dude! Where’s my mosh pit?

Singapore Guitarist

Example of what not to do

Air Guitar Kills Teen

Rock Music can kill you

Caught in Trouble

Would-be rock star.

Slain Store Clerk

Rock & Roll Will Never Die

Rock & Roll Will Never Die

Dude! Where’s my mosh pit?

No Toilet Paper

Elevator Shaft

Would-be rock star plunges fro

Death by bubble bath

Would-be rock star plunges fro

Defenestration of a bed jumper

Air Guitar

Rock'n'Roll Kills!

Would-be rock star plunges fro

The Best Stage Dive

The Best Stage Dive

Amateur Tries Crowdsurf, Fails

Man falls down elevator shaft

Rocker rocks out and plunges

Coming & Going

McDonald's Wrath

Would-be rock star plunges fro

Would-be rock star plunges fro

Rock star - from bed to death

"Air" Guitar

"Rock fan pogos out of window"

From your bed to your death

Flying High

The Dangers of Air Guitar

Would-be rock star plunges fro

Would-be rock star plunges fro

Would-be rock star plunges fro

paper mightier than a rifle?

Would-be rock star

(this field is too short)

Would-be rock star plunges fro

Would-be rock star plunges fro

Wild Guitar Dance

Stage dive

Accidental gunshot breaks man'

carried away

Air Guitar + Gravity =Terminal

Jedi You Are Not, Dumb You Are

Would-be rocker takes plunge

Grizzly Man

Would-be rock star plunges

Pencil in penis backfires

Woman should not operate autos

Teen plunges from window

Teen plunges from window

Wannabe rocker

Wannabe rocker plunges from be

Jumping Jack Splat

Wannabe rocker plunges from be

would be rock star plunges to

Party-goer's fatal balcony lea

stupidity pays a price

Dr's don't know everything

Man drills hole in grenade

Fell down elevator shaft

greek myth

Grieving father's plea for sup

Honorable Mention or Warning?

Erratic Rocket Run

Erratic Rocket Run

Woman stuck in air vent

Coma Patient Fund-Raiser

Milk Truck Death

Patched-up Plane

Its the landing that counts.

NJ at its finest!

Don't drink the water!

A Shocking End

look we made a picilo-peat

With Friends Like These

And for my next trick...

Dick!

Deadly Air Conditioning

Drunk and Dead

Misuse of technology - iPOD

Suicide By Veep

Cheney accidentally shoots fel

autoerotic asphyxia

Prison 4 Shooting Testicles

Balls in a Bag

xxx fortune cookie

Drilling Grenade

Great Balls Of Fire

having a blast

Flight 3701

Strange-Looking Car Leads To E

Shop Til You Drop

the perils of acetylene

Yes, Beer Bottles do go Bang

Unreliable hit man

Grizzly man

Acetylene Balloon in Car

A FEW FRIES SHORT OF A CHEESEB

Man Dies Tractor Parasailing

Motorcyclists pops wheelie, th

Wheeling Motorcyclist

Lynchburg police say man's dea

the skylight jumper

Woman Killed by Own Car

motorized idiot

Super Bowl Blast

Criminal report

Balloon Filled With Acetylene

Explosive balloon blows up car

Super Bowl Blowup

paintball vs eyeball

Parasailing Peril

Parasailing mishap kills Austi

Parasailing tractor death

Austin man dies in parasailing

Explosive balloon blows up car

Womans Best Friend "on the roc

Exploding balloon

Flaming burglar

they had gas

Strange-Looking Car

Tractor Parasailing

Boom Balloon

Tractor parasailer

acetylene

(Personal Account) At My Dacha

Parasailing behind tractor

Snowrafting

Super Bowl balloon explodes, i

Explosive balloon blows up car

Balloon in car creates XL expl

Balloon in car creates XL expl

super balloon

Balloon in car creates XL exp

Man blows up car with Baloon

car exploded by party balloon

Knife Trick

Knife Trick

William Tell again

Never mind helium!

Bread & Battered

He WAS a sk8ter boy....

Man dies in car burn scam

Hang Up and Drive!

Motor Cycle Jousting

Man killled in cartoon protest

Knife trick kills chef

Manila Stampede

skiers cover blown!

Do not play with fire

It slipped, it slipped

Bug foggers destroy apartment

Copper Wire Bandit Shocked

Man electrocuted while stealin

Chirs Penn, New Darwin King

bear

Knife Trick Killed Chef

Fingerless Farrier

Fries with that crash?

Don't Smoke that Roach, Dude!

Slip Sliding Away

18 Bug Foggers Cause Explosion

Timothy Treadwell

Grizzly Mad Man

Middle Age MAdness

Horse Rides Man

Horse Rides Man

Vengeful Mouse

Knife trick killed chef

Chef kills himself with 'knife

Knife trick killed pub chef

Kin sue in hair spray fire dea

Repeat of History

Killed trying to # a horse...

Anal sex with horse is fatal

My Big Fat Greek Burning

Lead & Nicotine Don't Mix

No headlight - no problem

Boy Meets Elephant

Elephant

Elephant tramples teen to deat

LOO-STOP MAN DIES

ZOO ELEPHANT TRAMPLES BOY TO D

Rude awakening

Elephant Tramples Teen

Young Achiever Award

Mango boy gets crushed

Zoo elephant tramples boy to d

Zoo elephant tramples boy

Don't Feed The Elephant

Don't Feed The Elephant

Don't Feed The Elephant

Yet another elephant death...

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