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The Ghost

2006 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Because of the harming of innocents, this I don't think constitutes a Darwin Award, maybe an Honorable Mention however...

Sometimes people will do anything to prove that they exist, this is normal, but sometimes we take this too far. Mouv Nget (age 32) decided one night to go to a local party and have a good time. However when he tried to enter he was rebuked, the attendees saying that he was a ghost, and did not exist. To prove his existence he returned with a stick and a knife to prove he was alive, but to no avail! As they kicked him out again. So leave it to the particularly ingenious fool to find a solution, and this he did. Leaving the party he returned home to get something to prove his existence…

Arriving at the party for the third time he decided he would have another go, and once again he was called a ghost. For this had become the life of the party; “laughing at the poor guy who nobody likes.” So in answer our ghost drew forth his evidence to prove his existence, a hand grenade. In a desperate act to prove himself, he pulled the pin… KABOOM! With an explosion our party animal explodes, wounding five others (fortunately they did not die), and eliminating the life of the party. Well, I don’t know how many of you are familiar with Alice Cooper, but this sounds like a song of his, “Life and the Death of the Party.”

http://www.khmer440.com/?p=491

Submitted on 01/29/2006

Submitted by: Rob Stupp
Reference: December 29th, 2005

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James said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
This sort of thing only happens in cartoons! Nevertheless, bystanders were hurt (as you so astutely pointed out), and that's an automatic disqualifier. Just the same, it could be argued that the bystanders (all of them) were participants in that they egged Nget to his ultimate glory. Definitely a warped and funny story! Thanks for submitting, Rob!


Jack said:
Neutral: For Darwin's Eyes
We got this last year when it happened and - to the best of my knowledge - no final determination was made. But It will probably wind up being tossed because of the bystanders issue. Thanks, Rob, I've marked this "For Darwin's Eyes". so we can make a final determination.


Jorge said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt


Greg said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt


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