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DUI arrest made after crash on

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DUI arrest made after crash on Illinois state police grounds

By JULIE WURTH © 2006 THE NEWS-GAZETTE Published Online January 23, 2006

PESOTUM – A motorist from Urbana picked the wrong place to have an accident Saturday night.

The 19-year-old driver lost control of his pickup after exiting Interstate 57 near Pesotum and crashed into the grounds of the Illinois State Police District 10 Headquarters on U.S. 45, according to a state police report.

His truck hit a concrete bumper block, knocked down a handicapped parking sign and a 14-foot overhead parking light, then plowed through a 16-foot guardrail that protects the police headquarters, the report said.

The truck continued for another 300 yards through a side yard and hit a second sign before coming to a stop. At the time, no one inside the building heard anything.

"The people who were here at the time didn't even know about it. You can't hear anything outside from inside the building," said Master Sgt. Tim Ellis. "One of the troopers came up and saw the guardrail on the ground and wanted to know what happened."

The driver, meanwhile, had abandoned the mangled truck and walked through a field to some homes in Pesotum and asked for help, police said. When one of the residents called police, he ran.

A short time later, police believe, he broke into an empty house in Pesotum, where officers eventually found him hiding behind a sofa. Several law enforcement agencies helped with the search, including the Champaign and Tolono police canine units.

The suspect, Robert Furry of Urbana, was arrested for driving under the influence, leaving the scene of an accident, illegal consumption of alcohol by a minor and criminal trespass to a residence, the report said. He was taken to the Champaign County Jail and later released Saturday afternoon after posting $240 bond, a jail spokeswoman said.

There were no reports of any injuries from the accident, Ellis said.

Submitted on 01/24/2006

Submitted by: Jacinda Roberts
Reference: The News-Gazette January 23, 2

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
A spectacular but all too commonplace incident. Unfortunately, the location of the accident or the fact that the "victim" had the bad luck to crash there isn't enough to elevate this to award-worthy status. In the end, it's just another DUI incident. Thanks for submitting, Jacinda, we appreciate ALL submissions! :-)


Jack said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
Normally, I'd vote to toss this as just another drunken driver story, but the fact of his crashing into a State Police Hq ( where they didn't even know it until later) gives this a touch of irony that raises it above the run of the mill DUI stories. Thanks for the submission. It made me grin.


Charles said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention
I'll side with Jack on this one -- it did make me smile, and I think that it is slightly elevated above the normal by the place it all happened.


Jorge said:
Neutral: Honorable Mention


Greg said:
Definitely Toss: Other
I can't see why this is anything more than a very good dumb crook story. I like the story, but I really don't see how it's a DA. Sorry.


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