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2006 January Rejects

Cheers! Compo Celebrations Motorcycle messenger killed by Indiana Jones He Is Not Homade Tattoo Student Catapult Death Orem Man Reports Marijuana Sto Escaped Prisoner Killed in Tra Failed excape student holds breath too long Prisoner Dead After Apparent E Freak explosion kills policema Three stories in one Don't Drive with Gang Members Trespassing at elevators ends Snow Camper Snowboarder Killed by Snowblow High Dive The Ghost Jetpack Death by snowplow Cured his hiccups Handstand leads to fatal fall This gun won't fire!! Uncle shot his nephew to death Client needed op after prostit Cop shoots himself in the head Elmer Fudge Riddle Me This Death by a Salesman Hiccup scares2 people to death 3L33T Self-Selection Man dies while mimicki Hiccups lead to two deaths Hiccups lead to two deaths Business Cards Dangerous Hickups Hiccups lead to two deaths Hiccup Scare Attempt Leads to Hic Hic BOOM. Bathtime fright Dangers of Darwin Crack Dealer Uses Business Car corsican suicide bomber Hiccup Test Backfires The ultimate cure for hiccups Suicide Failer killed by a hiccup cure Killer Hiccups Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths scared lifeless Hiccups lead to two deaths Hiccup Scare Attempt Leads to Hiccups lead to two deaths Home Remedys Always Work Best Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out Tossed matches ignited fatal f Manshootsnephew,cureshiccup Man Scaring Hiccups Kills Self Killed by the hiccups match flicker Hiccups lead to two deaths Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths Hiccups lead to two deaths Hiccups lead to two deaths NO! Not a Gun! Scared Ya, Didn't I? Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out Hiccups lead to two deaths Hiccup Test Backfires Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths "The Darwin Awards" The movie! Ski instructor's warning backf DUI arrest made after crash on Scary hiccup cure's a killer Killer Hiccup Cure All lit up Death by Matches Woman Dies in Fire Woman dies waking boyfriend Tossed matches ignited fire Police say woman died in fire Lit, Lit up, then Fired Up! Couch Blaster If you can't see don't leap If you can't see don't leap Burglar dies in fire he set to Boy gets stuck by his tongue Fun With Propane Tanks Cruising on the ice Man leaps from speeding car in Burglar dies in fire he set to Blowing on Turpintine Frog Giggin' Decapated By Croc Bumper Car Love (Frost)Bites Smoking on High Jumping robbery suspect Scrapheap Suicide Challenge Flee to the Tree Homemade Explosives Wheelie popper Cause of death of man, 22, fou Cussed to Death Welsh man removes own scrotum Drunk Driving To Precision magnets arent food Jr. Healthy Diet PIcky Eater Northern Territory Attempt On the road, Sleeping drunk, o Swing from Construction Crane smart kid 19th Century Gunsmith Blunders Breakfast of Champions man kills self with bad diet Boys dies from junk food diet Eat chips and toast and die Junk food death Parrott is a Polly Spiller Killed by chips and toast Texas Plane Mechanic Sucked In Airport Death Engineer in engine Jet sucks up mechanic Shock man falls to death Look, Bubba, no hands Darwin gets his man Fun with rightguard Man blows out brains American with Disabilities Act Unlucky second time around NH Man Falls From Escalator Esca-Jumper Inmate dies trying to escape Hit the Mailbox Head on One Dummy to another One Dummy to another Fall from Allegheny County Jai Man, 23, first '06 death on Le Kiss of Potential Death don't punch windows Death by Horse sex Jail Inmate Killed in Fall Escalator Fall SoCal nursing home patient wit Smoker burns to death Smoker on Oxygen Self-Ignites Death of a spider Stampede Me, Please A Darwin magnet called Mecca. 345 Trip Over Luggage,Trampled stupid mob 345 Die in stampede Spider dead, leg broken Teen breaks leg killing spider Man breaks leg while kicking s Fire Starter Fires Spread To Colorado And A What you doin' in my house? Mousetrap x 2 Poetic Revenge Blazing Mouse "Almost Shafted" A great time for a burglary Intoxicated man killed after 3 doors down Blazing mouse sets fire... Rodent's Revenge T in Boston Beer caves Baby boos Good bye armie panty hose ThongS PARKLING fanny Dumb man communicashin Feer of densits Low Bridge Everybody Down Low Wedding Wage Poopy no 80 Burning Mouse Ignites Blaze Th Most Embarrassing First Date Some Historical Darwins Thief Relief Thief Relief Thief Relief Thief Relief Thief Relief Thief Relief My sister is a dumb old elepin Arf Arf Give Me Alfalfa Kiss Of Death Licking Elbows Too Polite Suicide? Maybe! Fiery end to a feud 17-Jähriger schnüffelt Deo-Spr Downey Man Dies After Trying t Calif. Man Dies After Setting Man Critically Injured After J "Mouse Fire" Mouse revenge Got NoS? Man burns mouse burns house A hermits life and death Woman smothered in her clutter Ragin Rodent Infant Parking Walking on thin ice? Hospital light up Limo Carjacking Backfires Robber's escape thwarted near miss with lions Man perishes in trailer fire Entering the New Year in Style Doesn't pay to be stupid Thieves steal another radioact Elephant Gores tourist Lions maul teenager Cigarette shop robbery failure Suspect dies after swallowing Thieves steal another radioact Artist binds feet in desert, l Artist binds feet in desert, l Artist binds feet in desert, l Man Shoots Finger Off Playing with things Man lights fire in gas theft guns and using the bathroom smoke, smoke, smoke Animal Follies Chicken Fries Man, Remains at CORRECTION Chicken Fries Man RCMP warn of the dangers of gu Horse sex Fire Starter Ohio Man Dies When Pulled Into electrocuted trying to steal Teen to return to classes afte You choose Enumclaw-area animal-sex case Fireworks and Petrol..... Fly Fag Death Probe One Explosive mouthfull Explosive New Year Candle Power Loaded! Man's car goes on automatic pi "Grizzly Man" or Dumbass? Bottles of death Stupid Kid Pouring Gas on a lit Bonfire Woman killed savage hubbie starting a car badly Jump start idiot Police search frigid Quebec r Fireworks, mouth, oh no! The Tree Missed But He Didn't

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