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Motorcycle messenger killed by
Indiana Jones He Is Not
Homade Tattoo
Student Catapult Death
Orem Man Reports Marijuana Sto
Escaped Prisoner Killed in Tra
Failed excape
student holds breath too long
Prisoner Dead After Apparent E
Freak explosion kills policema
Three stories in one
Don't Drive with Gang Members
Trespassing at elevators ends
Snow Camper
Snowboarder Killed by Snowblow
High Dive
The Ghost
Jetpack
Death by snowplow
Cured his hiccups
Handstand leads to fatal fall
This gun won't fire!!
Uncle shot his nephew to death
Client needed op after prostit
Cop shoots himself in the head
Elmer Fudge
Riddle Me This
Death by a Salesman
Hiccup scares2 people to death
3L33T Self-Selection
Man dies while mimicki
Hiccups lead to two deaths
Hiccups lead to two deaths
Business Cards
Dangerous Hickups
Hiccups lead to two deaths
Hiccup Scare Attempt Leads to
Hic Hic BOOM.
Bathtime fright
Dangers of Darwin
Crack Dealer Uses Business Car
corsican suicide bomber
Hiccup Test Backfires
The ultimate cure for hiccups
Suicide Failer
killed by a hiccup cure
Killer Hiccups
Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths
Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths
scared lifeless
Hiccups lead to two deaths
Hiccup Scare Attempt Leads to
Hiccups lead to two deaths
Home Remedys Always Work Best
Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out
Tossed matches ignited fatal f
Manshootsnephew,cureshiccup
Man Scaring Hiccups Kills Self
Killed by the hiccups
match flicker
Hiccups lead to two deaths
Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out
Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths
Hiccups lead to two deaths
Hiccups lead to two deaths
NO! Not a Gun!
Scared Ya, Didn't I?
Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out
Hiccups lead to two deaths
Hiccup Test Backfires
Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths
"The Darwin Awards" The movie!
Ski instructor's warning backf
DUI arrest made after crash on
Scary hiccup cure's a killer
Killer Hiccup Cure
All lit up
Death by Matches
Woman Dies in Fire
Woman dies waking boyfriend
Tossed matches ignited fire
Police say woman died in fire
Lit, Lit up, then Fired Up!
Couch Blaster
If you can't see don't leap
If you can't see don't leap
Burglar dies in fire he set to
Boy gets stuck by his tongue
Fun With Propane Tanks
Cruising on the ice
Man leaps from speeding car in
Burglar dies in fire he set to
Blowing on Turpintine
Frog Giggin'
Decapated By Croc
Bumper Car
Love (Frost)Bites
Smoking on High
Jumping robbery suspect
Scrapheap Suicide Challenge
Flee to the Tree
Homemade Explosives
Wheelie popper
Cause of death of man, 22, fou
Cussed to Death
Welsh man removes own scrotum
Drunk Driving To Precision
magnets arent food Jr.
Healthy Diet
PIcky Eater
Northern Territory Attempt
On the road, Sleeping drunk, o
Swing from Construction Crane
smart kid
19th Century Gunsmith Blunders
Breakfast of Champions
man kills self with bad diet
Boys dies from junk food diet
Eat chips and toast and die
Junk food death
Parrott is a Polly Spiller
Killed by chips and toast
Texas Plane Mechanic Sucked In
Airport Death
Engineer in engine
Jet sucks up mechanic
Shock
man falls to death
Look, Bubba, no hands
Darwin gets his man
Fun with rightguard
Man blows out brains
American with Disabilities Act
Unlucky second time around
NH Man Falls From Escalator
Esca-Jumper
Inmate dies trying to escape
Hit the Mailbox Head on
One Dummy to another
One Dummy to another
Fall from Allegheny County Jai
Man, 23, first '06 death on Le
Kiss of Potential Death
don't punch windows
Death by Horse sex
Jail Inmate Killed in Fall
Escalator Fall
SoCal nursing home patient wit
Smoker burns to death
Smoker on Oxygen Self-Ignites
Death of a spider
Stampede Me, Please
A Darwin magnet called Mecca.
345 Trip Over Luggage,Trampled
stupid mob
345 Die in stampede
Spider dead, leg broken
Teen breaks leg killing spider
Man breaks leg while kicking s
Fire Starter
Fires Spread To Colorado And A
What you doin' in my house?
Mousetrap x 2
Poetic Revenge
Blazing Mouse
"Almost Shafted"
A great time for a burglary
Intoxicated man killed after
3 doors down
Blazing mouse sets fire...
Rodent's Revenge
T in Boston
Beer caves
Baby boos
Good bye armie
panty hose
ThongS PARKLING fanny
Dumb man communicashin
Feer of densits
Low Bridge Everybody Down Low
Wedding Wage
Poopy no 80
Burning Mouse Ignites Blaze Th
Most Embarrassing First Date
Some Historical Darwins
Thief Relief
Thief Relief
Thief Relief
Thief Relief
Thief Relief
Thief Relief
My sister is a dumb old elepin
Arf Arf Give Me Alfalfa
Kiss Of Death
Licking Elbows
Too Polite
Suicide? Maybe!
Fiery end to a feud
17-Jähriger schnüffelt Deo-Spr
Downey Man Dies After Trying t
Calif. Man Dies After Setting
Man Critically Injured After J
"Mouse Fire"
Mouse revenge
Got NoS?
Man burns mouse burns house
A hermits life and death
Woman smothered in her clutter
Ragin Rodent
Infant Parking
Walking on thin ice?
Hospital light up
Limo Carjacking Backfires
Robber's escape thwarted
near miss with lions
Man perishes in trailer fire
Entering the New Year in Style
Doesn't pay to be stupid
Thieves steal another radioact
Elephant Gores tourist
Lions maul teenager
Cigarette shop robbery failure
Suspect dies after swallowing
Thieves steal another radioact
Artist binds feet in desert, l
Artist binds feet in desert, l
Artist binds feet in desert, l
Man Shoots Finger Off
Playing with things
Man lights fire in gas theft
guns and using the bathroom
smoke, smoke, smoke
Animal Follies
Chicken Fries Man, Remains at
CORRECTION
Chicken Fries Man
RCMP warn of the dangers of gu
Horse sex
Fire Starter
Ohio Man Dies When Pulled Into
electrocuted trying to steal
Teen to return to classes afte
You choose
Enumclaw-area animal-sex case
Fireworks and Petrol.....
Fly Fag Death Probe
One Explosive mouthfull
Explosive New Year
Candle Power
Loaded!
Man's car goes on automatic pi
"Grizzly Man" or Dumbass?
Bottles of death
Stupid Kid
Pouring Gas on a lit Bonfire
Woman killed savage hubbie
starting a car badly
Jump start idiot
Police search frigid Quebec r
Fireworks, mouth, oh no!
The Tree Missed But He Didn't
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Cheers! Compo Celebrations

Motorcycle messenger killed by

Indiana Jones He Is Not

Homade Tattoo

Student Catapult Death

Orem Man Reports Marijuana Sto

Escaped Prisoner Killed in Tra

Failed excape

student holds breath too long

Prisoner Dead After Apparent E

Freak explosion kills policema

Three stories in one

Don't Drive with Gang Members

Trespassing at elevators ends

Snow Camper

Snowboarder Killed by Snowblow

High Dive

The Ghost

Jetpack

Death by snowplow

Cured his hiccups

Handstand leads to fatal fall

This gun won't fire!!

Uncle shot his nephew to death

Client needed op after prostit

Cop shoots himself in the head

Elmer Fudge

Riddle Me This

Death by a Salesman

Hiccup scares2 people to death

3L33T Self-Selection

Man dies while mimicki

Hiccups lead to two deaths

Hiccups lead to two deaths

Business Cards

Dangerous Hickups

Hiccups lead to two deaths

Hiccup Scare Attempt Leads to

Hic Hic BOOM.

Bathtime fright

Dangers of Darwin

Crack Dealer Uses Business Car

corsican suicide bomber

Hiccup Test Backfires

The ultimate cure for hiccups

Suicide Failer

killed by a hiccup cure

Killer Hiccups

Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths

Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths

scared lifeless

Hiccups lead to two deaths

Hiccup Scare Attempt Leads to

Hiccups lead to two deaths

Home Remedys Always Work Best

Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out

Tossed matches ignited fatal f

Manshootsnephew,cureshiccup

Man Scaring Hiccups Kills Self

Killed by the hiccups

match flicker

Hiccups lead to two deaths

Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out

Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths

Hiccups lead to two deaths

Hiccups lead to two deaths

NO! Not a Gun!

Scared Ya, Didn't I?

Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out

Hiccups lead to two deaths

Hiccup Test Backfires

Hiccups Lead to Two Deaths

"The Darwin Awards" The movie!

Ski instructor's warning backf

DUI arrest made after crash on

Scary hiccup cure's a killer

Killer Hiccup Cure

All lit up

Death by Matches

Woman Dies in Fire

Woman dies waking boyfriend

Tossed matches ignited fire

Police say woman died in fire

Lit, Lit up, then Fired Up!

Couch Blaster

If you can't see don't leap

If you can't see don't leap

Burglar dies in fire he set to

Boy gets stuck by his tongue

Fun With Propane Tanks

Cruising on the ice

Man leaps from speeding car in

Burglar dies in fire he set to

Blowing on Turpintine

Frog Giggin'

Decapated By Croc

Bumper Car

Love (Frost)Bites

Smoking on High

Jumping robbery suspect

Scrapheap Suicide Challenge

Flee to the Tree

Homemade Explosives

Wheelie popper

Cause of death of man, 22, fou

Cussed to Death

Welsh man removes own scrotum

Drunk Driving To Precision

magnets arent food Jr.

Healthy Diet

PIcky Eater

Northern Territory Attempt

On the road, Sleeping drunk, o

Swing from Construction Crane

smart kid

19th Century Gunsmith Blunders

Breakfast of Champions

man kills self with bad diet

Boys dies from junk food diet

Eat chips and toast and die

Junk food death

Parrott is a Polly Spiller

Killed by chips and toast

Texas Plane Mechanic Sucked In

Airport Death

Engineer in engine

Jet sucks up mechanic

Shock

man falls to death

Look, Bubba, no hands

Darwin gets his man

Fun with rightguard

Man blows out brains

American with Disabilities Act

Unlucky second time around

NH Man Falls From Escalator

Esca-Jumper

Inmate dies trying to escape

Hit the Mailbox Head on

One Dummy to another

One Dummy to another

Fall from Allegheny County Jai

Man, 23, first '06 death on Le

Kiss of Potential Death

don't punch windows

Death by Horse sex

Jail Inmate Killed in Fall

Escalator Fall

SoCal nursing home patient wit

Smoker burns to death

Smoker on Oxygen Self-Ignites

Death of a spider

Stampede Me, Please

A Darwin magnet called Mecca.

345 Trip Over Luggage,Trampled

stupid mob

345 Die in stampede

Spider dead, leg broken

Teen breaks leg killing spider

Man breaks leg while kicking s

Fire Starter

Fires Spread To Colorado And A

What you doin' in my house?

Mousetrap x 2

Poetic Revenge

Blazing Mouse

"Almost Shafted"

A great time for a burglary

Intoxicated man killed after

3 doors down

Blazing mouse sets fire...

Rodent's Revenge

T in Boston

Beer caves

Baby boos

Good bye armie

panty hose

ThongS PARKLING fanny

Dumb man communicashin

Feer of densits

Low Bridge Everybody Down Low

Wedding Wage

Poopy no 80

Burning Mouse Ignites Blaze Th

Most Embarrassing First Date

Some Historical Darwins

Thief Relief

Thief Relief

Thief Relief

Thief Relief

Thief Relief

Thief Relief

My sister is a dumb old elepin

Arf Arf Give Me Alfalfa

Kiss Of Death

Licking Elbows

Too Polite

Suicide? Maybe!

Fiery end to a feud

17-Jähriger schnüffelt Deo-Spr

Downey Man Dies After Trying t

Calif. Man Dies After Setting

Man Critically Injured After J

"Mouse Fire"

Mouse revenge

Got NoS?

Man burns mouse burns house

A hermits life and death

Woman smothered in her clutter

Ragin Rodent

Infant Parking

Walking on thin ice?

Hospital light up

Limo Carjacking Backfires

Robber's escape thwarted

near miss with lions

Man perishes in trailer fire

Entering the New Year in Style

Doesn't pay to be stupid

Thieves steal another radioact

Elephant Gores tourist

Lions maul teenager

Cigarette shop robbery failure

Suspect dies after swallowing

Thieves steal another radioact

Artist binds feet in desert, l

Artist binds feet in desert, l

Artist binds feet in desert, l

Man Shoots Finger Off

Playing with things

Man lights fire in gas theft

guns and using the bathroom

smoke, smoke, smoke

Animal Follies

Chicken Fries Man, Remains at

CORRECTION

Chicken Fries Man

RCMP warn of the dangers of gu

Horse sex

Fire Starter

Ohio Man Dies When Pulled Into

electrocuted trying to steal

Teen to return to classes afte

You choose

Enumclaw-area animal-sex case

Fireworks and Petrol.....

Fly Fag Death Probe

One Explosive mouthfull

Explosive New Year

Candle Power

Loaded!

Man's car goes on automatic pi

"Grizzly Man" or Dumbass?

Bottles of death

Stupid Kid

Pouring Gas on a lit Bonfire

Woman killed savage hubbie

starting a car badly

Jump start idiot

Police search frigid Quebec r

Fireworks, mouth, oh no!

The Tree Missed But He Didn't

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