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Darwin says, "DISQUALIFIED June 2009 because it's more 'eww' and 'crazy' than
an unfortunate decision based on faulty reasoning."
(26 May 2006, Malaysia) A woman found a text message from another woman her
husband's phone. A bitter argument ensued. In a desperate effort to prove
his faithfulness, her 41-year-old husband rushed from the room and cut off
his own penis! In earlier times, he would have succeeded in ending his
reproductive days. But modern medicine is miraculous. The organ was
reattached by doctors, and the man earns an Honorable Mention for his
heroic, but ultimately unsuccessful, effort to remove himself from the gene
pool.
An eww medical story... with a happy ending.
Reader comment: "We must resist temptation to laugh at the irony
that the candidate's wife might resent a lack of future
sexual favors from her husband, more than she resented his provision of
those favors to another women. We must assume that he knew his wife better
than we do."
ORIGINAL SUBMISSION
Reader Comments:
"I think I would have just hired a divorce lawyer."
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Submitted by: Patti Kahley
Reference: Boston Globe Online, Associated Press
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