// PRESS RELEASE // 5 November 2009 IMPORTANT NEWSLETTER INFORMATION: The listserv has changed. Apologies! TEMPORARY open postings on the new listserv: a few spams were forwarded to some of you. YOUR EMAIL IS NOT KNOWN to them. Sorry. We thought we had the bugs worked out. WENDY APOLOGIZES. The previous listserv borked. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ NEW +++ SUBSCRIBE: CANCEL: HELP: The word 'gazelle' MUST BE ON THE SUBJECT LINE to 'trap crap'! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ NEW +++ WOMEN WINNING DARWIN AWARDS?! Crazy! We haven't seen this many since never. Four below, and just coming across my desk is this report: "Angela's mother admits her daughter was 'always in a party mode.' The 20-year-old woman was playing Nintendo in the passenger seat of a pickup when she threw her head out the open window; she was killed when her head struck several mailboxes. Authorities said the woman was 'just hanging out the truck window having fun.' Her mother found the story 'credible.'" Below are 4 more wonder women: SHE TALKS FASTER THAN SHE WALKS (darwin award) GIMPY WENDY (honorable mention) DOUBLE DIPPING (darwin award) TRIFECTA ELECTRA (darwin award) --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ SHE TALKS FASTER THAN SHE WALKS -- Darwin Award -- Confirmed True May 2009, Louisiana | Back seat drivers beware! Annoyed at how slowly her boyfriend was driving, Tamera B, 22, encouraged him to pick up the pace so she could get to work on time. Joking that it would be faster to walk to work, she opened the door of the pickup and stuck her foot out before falling to her death. Deputies of the jurisdictional Sheriff's Office stated that the truck was traveling at highway speed on I-12 at the time of the incident. Her death was ruled accidental. VOTE: http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009-03.html --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ Wendy Northcutt writes books. Consider a purchase. http://www.DarwinAwards.com/book --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ GIMPY WENDY -- Honorable Mention -- Confirmed True AUGUST 2009 | NEWS: Wendy Darwin Northcutt, writer of humorous obituaries and author of five Darwin Awards books, nearly made her own dark list when she broke her leg devising a clever way to cool the house during a California heat wave. She opened up a grate in the hallway intending to install a fan to force basement air up. The phone rang and, forgetting about the hole in the floor, three hours passed before she wandered back down the hall and fell into it. Crunch! A broken leg was the price she paid for the lesson: Never walk away from a hole in the floor. VOTE! http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2009-11.html --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ Wendy Northcutt is on Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000002906861&ref=nf --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ DOUBLE DIPPING -- Darwin Award -- Confirmed True June 2009, North Carolina | Greensboro was innundated with four inches of pouring rain in two hours leading to standing water, and stranding cars on several roads. Rosanne Tippett, 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store where she possibly had a beer, according to her mother, before deciding to blunder home through the storm. She phoned home to share her intentions, saying, "My moped has two rubber wheels, Mom, I'll be fine." North Carolina does not require a license to own a moped. Ms. Tippett had acquired hers two years previously after a DUI conviction. The Highway Patrol had blocked off several roads that were inundated with water, including Ms. Tippett's path home. But Ms. Tippett rode right past the officer and the barriers, lost control of her vehicle, and fell into the swollen creek below. The officer retrieved rope from his vehicle and proceeded to haul her from the water. He then interviewed Ms. Tippett, probably inquiring about her motivation for speeding through a roadblock during a flash flood. The officer began to suspect that she had been drinking. When he briefly returned to his patrol car, Ms. Tippett took the opportunity to confirm his suspicions. She escaped--by jumping back into the creek! The Highway Patrol officer attempted to rescue her again, but alas, it was too late. The victim's mother speculated that her daughter's motivation for jumping into a flooded creek was to rescue her drowning moped. "She loved that thing. VOTE! http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009-04.html --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ Wendy Northcutt recommends 'Noam Chomsky on Concision'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cceC3DeFcY --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ TRIFECTA ELECTRA -- Darwin Award -- Confirmed True October 2009, Florida | The Slush Pile mods say age fifteen is too young to win, but this case might be an exception. A Palm Bay couple and their 15-year-old son were putting up a ham radio antenna one evening. Bafflingly, not one of them thought to survey their surroundings. Unaware of the presence of an unseen menace overhead, the trio raised the aerial pole in the dark, struck a power line, and Zap! Three Darwin Award winners. "It is an unfortunate set of circumstances that led to the most tragic result," said the Palm Bay Fire Marshal. "It happened in an instant." However, it can hardly be called an accident. All three were voluntary particpants and old enough to know better. Readers beware, power lines lurk overhead waiting for the unwary. Our thanks to 55-year-old Melville, 49-year-old Anna and 15-year-old Anthony for reminding us not to stick a pole in the power grid. Just say no to premature cremation. VOTE! http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009-06.html --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ NEXT ISSUE Three (3) men (or more!) injure their mojo. --------------------------------------------+---+-+---+-+-+-+-+ // END PRESS RELEASE // 5 November 2009 .