Darwin Awards Newsletter -- February 2001

DARWIN AWARDS HONOR THE REMAINS of those who ensure the long-term
Survival of our species by removing themselves from the gene pool.
Here are the first 2001 Nominees:

DARWIN AWARD: SKELETON KEY
Another would-be thief has been discovered languishing as a pile 
of bones, this one by an artisan brick mason.  The protruding foot 
and leg bones found during building renovations belonged to a thief 
who tried to rob a gift shop by way of the second-floor chimney 
fifteen years before, speculated bemused authorities.  Maybe he 
should have tried a skeleton key.  - Natchez (Mississippi) Democrat

DARWIN AWARD: SHORT SHARP SHOCK
Yet another safari tourist met with an early demise when she left 
the safety of the tour bus in order to frame a better picture.   
The woman, a volunteer with the US Peace Corps, and her camera 
were fatally trampled by an enraged elephant in Ruaha National 
Park.  Let her fate remind you to "keep your arms and legs inside 
the vehicle at all times." -Associated Press

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HONORABLE MENTION: BOOMERANG EFFECT

A man found himself paralyzed when his drunken prank led to disaster.  
Wilbur, 43, was driving with his son when he made the fatal decision 
to swerve and hit a dog.  He missed the dog, and the truck careened 
out of control on the gravel road and tipped over an embankment.  
His son and a passenger were rescued.  

No one was wearing a seat belt.  Police found a cooler of beer 
in the back, and empty cans in the cab of the overturned vehicle.  
An officer stated, "They were out joy riding, bought lottery tickets, 
and just cut through that gravel road." And to think, this happened 
scant miles from the idyllic Walton's Mountain of television fame.  
-The Lynchburg News & Advance

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