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Darwin Awards Mottos
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Gene Pollution
Homo stupidiens
Evolution: The lean, mean gene machine.
Vanish and better the whole human race.
And the winner is.... Eliminated!

The sum I.Q. of the world is a constant.
The more people, the more idiots. -Thomas

You can lead a horse to water,
but you can't make him think! -Ted V

Eliminate warning labels: Help natural slection! -ak-lupin
You can learn a lot from a dummy. -Jim Ozols
Better Dead than In-Bred -Darzilla
Ready, Fire, Aim! -SKY

Reincarnation: Let's you keep trying til you get it right! -Hawk
Where Action Precedes Thought -Robert S

It's better to be silent and thought the fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt.
Ron

Celibacy is not hereditary. Too bad stupidity is.
Mr.Highfield, amie's world history teach.

I find it the greatest pity that she had thought
of contraceptive before her mother...
The Man

Veni, vidi, voops! I came, I saw, I tripped. -John
Give up! The stone wall always wins! -Wokster
Returning the genes that don't fit! -jennifer
Permission to live...DENIED! -Bucket

You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think!
Andrew Augustus, Jr.

Friends Accumulate, But Idiots Multiply Exponentially -Ev DaSilva
Replace the gene pool filter, it's backing up! -Taraea
Just another ripple in the gene pool of life. -D.Landrum
Darwin and Newton share a hearty laugh. -Meaty
Make it idiotproof, and we'll make better idiots. -J Ritter

Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Stupider than a box of rocks.
K.A. Davis

Forget the adage about learning from your own mistakes.
It's safer and more entertaining to learn from other people's mistakes!
Julius

The one award you hope you don't ever win! -Citron
The stitching on the genes is coming undone -Rohan Kaye
One sandwich short of a picnic -M.A. Mayer
One can(not) learn from a fatal error! -R .Duke

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. -Friedrich von Schiller

Logic is the cement of our civilization, with which we ascend
from chaos, using reason as our guide. Or not.
-Tegan

Stupidity is a sexually transmitted (and terminal) disease. -A Johnson

I say, I say that boy'sas sharp as a sack of wet mice!
D. West's Foghorn Leghorn voice

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. -Tracey
The world's full of oxygen thieves. -K.Morrow
Behold the power of stupidity. -Dan K.
Got Brains? -N. Wanzer

Famous Last Words:
I double dog dare ya! -Nate
I wonder what this button does? -David B. Appleton
Safe?of course it's safe! -Alan

How proud our ancestors must be.

It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart. -
Harley Miah sharing a quote from Bob Pippen Fosse

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most -nesmad
Darwin Awards: From Monkeys To Morons -J Sharpe
Darwin's waiting room is never empty. -Lou

There aretwo things in the universe
that are truly abundant: Hydrogen and Stupidity.
Frank Zappa

Idiot proof is easy. Now, cretin proof, thats a challenge. -Graham
Gravity:It's not just a good idea;It's the law! -Mark
Pain is a great teacher -T. O'Neil

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein
Dan Flanders' Robert Heinlein quote

Everyone starts off with a bag full of luck
and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill
the experience bag befor the luck bag is empty.
Ra?l

Stupidity Never Sleeps -RC Gonzales (former safety officer)
The intelligence of the planet is a constant.
The population is increasing.
sonia g

The intelligence of a group is determined
by taking the lowest IQ in the group and dividing it
by the number of people in the group.
Chris Maurice

God must love stupid people, he makes so many. -w. gelnaw
Stand back folks, Evolution in progress! -Charles Lehrman
They gave their lives to cleanthe gene pool. -Ken Leatherman
Cogito, ergo sum confusus. -DGardiner
Retroactive birth control. -Mike

In the fight between you and the world, back the world. -CDD00
Dumb as a box of hair.-CD

I see no problems between us that could not be solved by your departure. 
I did not go to his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abe Lincoln

Another poster child for birth control. -Tony E.
Terminal stupidity is a self-limiting disease. -Ed Connelly
Skimming the Debris from theGene Pool -Betsey Langan

See the Happy Moron
He Doesn't Give A Damn
I wish I were a Moron
My God! Perhaps I am!
Pandora

Keeping a date with dense-ity -Urban Hermit
Proof that God has a warped sense of humor. -pam
If you don't succeed the first time, then skydiving is not for you
-Potitilli

The creative answer to the question,'To be or not to be.' -Armour

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Robert D Johnston

Sinking the cueball on the gene pool table. -Blair Cooper
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity. -bluefire
In the ongoing battle between aeroplanes and
the ground, the ground has yet to lose.
Graham Bartlett

I like my thumbs. - Alan C.

Better to do something and fail,
than to do nothing and succeed.
T Morrison

A high IQ doesn't make up for a lack of common sense. -Flyn_Falcon
Evolution: Taking care of those too stupid to take care of themselves. -aille

When the world is made to be idiot-proof,
the world will become overpopulated with idiots.
Mark Twain

To be or not to be...
The line between genius and madness is very fine.
Out of billions of opportunities, these sperm were the best?
Tommy Hejl

'Splat' happens! -Christian
You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

It's not the fall that kills you, it'ssudden deceleration syndrome. -Chris
Death comes to all men, but some just can't wait. -Doug
Where there's a fool, there's a way. -K.Koch

I support evolution! and they can have my
opposable thumbs when they pry them
from my cold, dead hands!
alyssa

You're only depriving some poor village of it's idiot. -Sophia J.
It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious!

Life is too important to be taken seriously! -I. Batterbury
They sunk because they hadn't thunk.- czarzie
The Award people are dying to get -Cray
Is this the best we can be? -Nathan E.

Remember, half of the people you know are below average.
Natural Selection is merely attempting
to decrease that proportion.
-Beth

Where the ignorant meet their logical conclusions. -Penth
God's Great Banana Peel -Darwin
Nature's UNDO key.-Rich

Natural contraception. -Gary Townend
Somebody peed in the gene pool. -Rich
Stupidity is self-correcting. -Dusty
Death cures insomnia. -Janne Hirvonen

Natural Deselection -compton

Ultimately, we are the solution to our own stupidity.
A "drive to survive" the size of a lemming's...
The gene pool just got a little shallower...
Fame is fleeting, but dumb is forever.
Evidence that God is still in charge.
Things that make you say, "Hmmm."
Darwin's Rake Hard at Work.
"If I only had a brain..."
Candy for a sick mind.
Retroactive abortion.
Mental Midgets

Dead No-Wits Society
Another Sap from the Tree of Life
T. Agosti

"Thinning the Herd"
Evolution is not an option; It's mandatory! -Mr. E

"Was fuer eine Art aus dem Leben zu gehen...." "Guilty of the charge of 'felony stupid'!"

NEW! 23 June 2004:
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. -Walter Kerr
What people call fate is mostly their own stupidity. -Arthur Schopenhauer
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence. -Henry Adams
There are more fools in the world than there are people. -Heinrich Heine
...and an anti-motto:
"It is not clear that intelligence
has any long-term survival value." -Stephen Hawking