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Email a Friend The Darwin Awards are a spontaneous creation of the dynamic people of the Internet. People who can show the most alarming tendencies toward irrationality. Here are some of the constructive and not-so-constructive criticism levelled against the Darwin Awards.
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more
than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
--George Bernard Shaw

The foolish man repeats his mistakes.
The intelligent man learns from his mistakes.
But the wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

Also read, Inside the Monkey Sphere.

On Slashdot, Anne Honime writes:

Eventually, you end your life by dying. Face it, that's life. But what you're never told is you die *twice*, because save a handful of important people who contribution to History with a capital H, after 50 years everybody will totally forget you.

But if your exit is newsworthy there's a slim chance it won't be forgotten in your own family. The grandfather of my grandgrand father (5 generations above me) was the only one we knew by tradition before my mother did some genealogical research. All others above him, at his level, and some under him, were completely lost. But he was remembered because he died kicked by a horse in the head.

The Darwin winners of today will have their memories cherished *longer* by *many more people* than those who die a peaceful and natural death.

Think about it. Now, where's my axe, I have a barn to bring down.

Sunday January 13, 2008

Just Weird

I find it disturbing that you would represent such nonsense. You don't even know how to develop a web site. There was no way to contact the developer of "idiot.com" so I got the next best thing. Read up on 2000, stupid people. Your award should go to yourselves, because in my opinion you are dumb!
MisTink
 

Constructive

I find it remarkable that some readers find tragedy awful when it happens in the US, but funny when it happens in South America. People do stupid things and pay with their lives. Let's enjoy it.
Adam Handelzalts

If I was suicidal, this site would either raise my spirits or give me a few ideas to muse on before I strapped a JATO and to myself.
Martin Heaps

Question: Love your site, but the voting code appears to be malfunctioning. The vote I cast was reported as being cast for a different nominee.
Love, John Doe
Answer: John, your browser is not refreshing the page, but using a cached page instead Thanks much for the alert!
Regards, Darwin

"Next time you do something stupid, remember this guy and you'll feel better right away."

"The Darwin Awards bring new meaning to good ideas gone bad."

This cumbersome website is no fun. I spent 20 minutes trying to look at the contenders for the 1999 awards, but all I found was everything and anything EXCEPT the stories. I voted for the only two that I could find. If your newsletter is anything like this website I would get bored.
grrr, LadyDiane
 

Flame Us!

rom my mail, I have gleaned various insights into why people do or don't like to read this twisted website.

Texas A&M

(November 18, 1999) Twelve students were crushed while constructing a tower of logs intended for a bonfire during a Thanksgiving-eve football rally.

You sick bastards. Please remove bonfire from your site and repent for your sins. Osborne, Class of 2000.

If I could take what you knew about the quality of a life and roll it up into a little bitty ball and shove it up a gnat's butt it would rattle around like a bb in a mason jar.
Anonymous

I get the humor in the Darwin Awards, but please don't step over the line. "Never let your pleasure come from someone else's pain."
Mark

Whoever is in charge of this site should shoot themselves in the heads. You insensitive pricks need to get a life. Screw you and your sick, demented, ignorant web site. Do all of us Aggies a favor and go fall off a building.
Tony, Class of 2001

As a reader who thinks the majority of your stuff is funny, I draw the line at someone making a mockery out of the loss of 12 lives. I believe the Aggie bonfire should be removed from your page immediately.
Joel

We are a proud family with years of history and blood spilled in our nation's battle in defense of your freedom of speech. Thank you for removing this story.
Walt

I would like to express my support in whatever decision you take. I think that it is a first class nomination, but if you have to pull down the story so that those hot headed aggies get off your butt, so be it. Too bad that they are so intent in proving that there is some truth in Aggies jokes. José
 

Destructive

You SUCK! How dare you bring the death of a 10-year-old boy into your humoristic sick world. I would have been a fan forever. You are not even capable of understanding how this has affected me. Hell waits for you.
Holly Reindl

It is reprehensible to make light of the tragedy of a person losing their life. I am appalled and deeply offended. You should be ashamed of yourself. Maybe you should do us a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool!
Angella Lofthouse

This is sick, vile, and probably really funny, and I didnt know where to find it on your site. Please help me laugh at an innocent child!
Here it is
, Kevin

I must apologize for the email I sent earlier. It was rude and uncalled for. That's the danger with email. I was offended by your sitr, and won't visit it again, but please disregard my other comments.
Angella Lofthouse
 

 

Philosophical

I 'm not sure why but I do love this kind of news. But I'm not insane about the sniff sniff style of commentary. The bright but insecure intellect doing the copy seems to be suffering from short man's syndrome.
Michael

!?!?! I read a certan urban legend about a couple caught in a storm. Not only was there no stupidity on the part of either of them, and absolutely NO humor involved, but it was also incredibly disgusting and disturbing. I was merely looking to be amazed and astounded by somewhat humorous stories of unfortunate happenings. I was not looking to be nauseated by horriffic tales. You should probably remove that story, I don't think anyone would miss it. People who actually like this story are SICK! For the love of GOD take that story off, so no one has toread what I did.
B. R

I couldn't help but laugh in disbelief when I figured it out what this site is. I don't mean to be rude, but the Darwinian mythology has been obliterated by modern science. How is it that people still stand by Darwin's racist, sexist, philosophies? Does anyone have any response?
Hah, Stefan

Stefan is wrong. Darwin was a brilliant man who spent 25 years trying to reconcile his devout religious views with his findings before publishing. I am offended by people who accuse him of moral lapses.
Pamela M.
 
   

Owen Hart

Wrestler Owen Hart died in a tragic fall from a helicopter hovering over the fighting ring. "All men can fly, but sadly only in one direction." Readers submitted him to the pending section, and flames began to pour in.

You had the gall to nominate Owen Hart for a Darwin award. Please do not. The manner of his death is stupid, but not funny, and the world is not a better place for his having died. Owen Hart was not an evil man. Owen Hart was a decent human being who loved his wife and children. He died in a tragic accident that was not his fault.
Georgia Neese

What comes around goes around. In this case, I do not wish that upon you but I do wish you would get a real life and stop making fun of other people's tragedies for someday you will be on the receiving end of one.
Patty Therre
WCW Magazine Executive Editor

I know Owen Hart's death has been removed because of outrage already. I am not imploring you to remove such a atrocious affront to decency, I am begging you to be ashamed and apologize. This has to be the most disgusting website I have ever seen. Porno pages have more dignity than a web site dedicated to laughing and celebrating the deaths of human beings. Owen Hart was a loving husband and father of two. Just because he was a professional wrestler you saw fit to nominate him for such a hideous and vile joke.
Damn you, Daniel J. Roos

I would like to add my two cents on the Owen Hart tragedy. Whoever submitted this for consideration is sick. I would appreciate if this was completely removed from cosideration. Owen was a great entertainer, wrestler and a wonerful person out of the ring. He will be missed by wrestling fans deeply. Thank you.
Shawn Hoffman

Dear Shawn: You are right, it was a tragedy that Owen Hart died so young. This story was never featured on my website. A reader suggested it, but it was turned down.
Regards, Darwin

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