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    AAMOF   As A Matter Of Fact
    AFAIK   As Far As I Know
    AKA     Also Known As
    ANSI    American National Standards Institute
    ASAP    As Soon As Possible
    ASCII   American Standard Code for Information Interchange
    A/S/L   Age/Sex/Location

    B/C     BeCause (frequently just "b/c")
    BASIC   Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
    BBS     Bulletin Board System
    BF      Boyfriend
    BS      Bull S**t
    BSOD    Blue Screen Of Death (Windows fatal system error)
    BTW     By The Way

    CDC     Centers for Disease Control and prevention
    COBOL   COmmon Business-Oriented Language
    CRPG    Character (or computer) Role Playing Game
    CYA     Cover Your Ass

    D/L     Download
    DILLIGAFF     Does I Look Like I Give a Flying F**k?
    DMA     Direct Memory Access
    DOA     Dead On Arrival
    DOB     Date/Day Of Birth

    EBCDIC  Extended Binary-Coded Decimal Information Code
    Esso    Significant Other (from SO)
    ETA     Estimated Time of Arrival
    ETD     Estimated Time of Departure

    FAQ     Frequently Asked Question(s)
    FORTRAN FORmula TRANslation (the first high-level computer language)
    FTL     Faster Than Light
    FTP     File Transfer Protocol
    FUBAR   F**ked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition
    FYI     For Your Information

    GF      Girlfriend
    GIGO    Garbage In, Garbage Out
    GIGO    Garbage In, Gospel Out (people accepting blindly what the computer says)
    GMT     Greenwich Mean Time
    GPF     General Protection Fault (Windows fatal system error)

    HHGTTG  HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy
    HP      Home Page
    HTML    HyperText Markup Language
    HWP     Height and Weight Proportional

    ICBM    InterContinental Ballistic Missile
    IEEE    Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers
    IIRC    If I Recall/Remember Correctly
    IMHO    In My Humble Opinion
    IMNSHO  In My Not So Humble Opinion
    IMO     In My Opinion
    IMVHO   In My Very Humble Opinion
    IOW     In Other Words
    IRC     Internet Relay Chat
    IRL     In Real Life
    IRQ     Interrupt ReQuest
    ISP     Internet Service Provider

    J/K     Just Kidding
    JATO    Jet-Assisted Take Off (also RATO:  Rocket...)
    JIC     Just In Case

    K       oKay
    KISS    Keep It Simple, Stupid (or: Keep It Stupidly Simple)
    KUTGW   Keep Up The Good Work

    LART    Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
    LMAO    Laughing My Ass Off
    LOL     Laughing Out Loud
    LUSER   Loser USER

    Mac     Apple Macintosh personal computer
    MUD     Multi-User Domain (or Dungeon)
    MUCK    Multi-User Experience (from MUX, playfully treated as a plural ["MUCKS"]; to go along with the concept of MUD)
    MUX     Multi-User eXperience
    MUX     Multiplex

    NB      Nota Bene (note well)
    NFG     No F**king Good
    NFW     No F**king Way
    NIH     Not Invented Here
    NIMBY   Not In My Back Yard
    NIST    National Institute for Standards and Technology
    NP      No Problem
    NPF     No Problem Found

    OMG     Oh My God!
    OOTB    Out Of The Box
    OS      Operating System
    OS/2    Operating System 2 (IBM OS for PC's)
    OT      Off Topic
    OTC     Over The Counter
    OTOH    On The Other Hand

    PBM     Play-By-Mail (games)
    PC      Personal Computer
    PCMCIA  Personal Computer Memory Card International Association
    PCMCIA  People Can't Master/Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
    PDA     Personal Digital Assistant (palmtop computer)
    PDA     Public Display of Affection
    PDQ     Pretty Damn Quick
    PEBCAK  Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
    PhD     Piled Higher and Deeper.
    PL/I    Programming Language One
    POM     Phase Of the Moon
    POP     Post Office Protocol
    POS     Point Of Sale
    POSSLQ  Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
    POV     Point Of View
    PPL     PeoPLe
    PPP     Point-to-Point Protocol
    PS      Post Scriptum
    PT      Physical Training; Physical Therapy

    QED     Quod Erat Demonstrandum (Latin:  "which was to be demonstrated," used at the end of a proof)

    RA      Research Assistant; Resident Assistant
    RATO    Rocket-Assisted Take Off (also JATO:  Jet...)
    RE      REgarding
    RL      Real Life
    ROFL    Rolling On the Floor Laughing
    ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
    ROFLOL  Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud
    ROTF    Rolling On The Floor
    ROTFL   Rolling On The Floor Laughing
    ROTFLMAO    Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
    RPG     Role Playing Game(s)
    RSN     Real Soon Now
    RTM     Read The Manual
    RTFM    Read The F**king Manual

    SEC     SECond, e.g. Wait a sec
    SGML    Standardized General Markup Language
    SIG     Special Interest Group
    SLIP    Single Line-In Protocol; Serial Line Internet Protocol
    SMTP    Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
    SNAFU   Situation Normal:  All F**ked Up
    SNR     Signal-to-Noise Ratio
    SO      Significant Other (also:  Esso)
    SOL     S**t Out of Luck
    SOP     Standing Operational Procedures; Standard Operating Procedure
    ST      Star Trek
    ST-DS9  Star Trek:  Deep Space 9
    ST-TNG  Star Trek:  The Next Generation
    ST-TOS  Star Trek:  The Original Series
    ST-VOY  Star Trek:  Voyager
    STFU    Shut The F**k Up
    SWAG    Scientific Wild-Assed Guess
    SWAK    Sealed With A Kiss
    SYSADMIN     SYStem ADMINistrator
    SYSOP   SYStem OPerator (bulletin board administrator)

    TA      Teaching Assistant
    TANJ    There Ain't No Justice
    TANSTAAFL     There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
    TFB     Too F**king Bad
    TFS     Three-Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
    TGIF    Thank God It's Friday
    THX     Thanks (as in THanX)
    TLC     Tender Loving Care
    TQM     Total Quality Management
    TSR     Terminate-and-Stay-Resident program
    TWAIN   (joke) Technology Without An Interesting Name

    U/L     Upload
    UAE     Unrecoverable Application Error (bane of Windows users!)
    UL      Urban Legend (modern tall tale)
    USU     USUally (frequently just "usu.")

    VR      Virtual Reality

    W/      With (frequently just "w/")
    W/O     WithOut (frequently just "w/o")
    WIMP    Windows, Icons, Menus, Pointing devices (Operating System format)
    WRT     With Regard To; With Respect To
    WTF     What The F**k
    WWW     World Wide Web; World Wide Waste; World Wide Waiting; World Wild Web
    WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get

    XTML    eXtended hyperText Markup Language

    Y2K     Year 2000 (2000 = 2K)
    YMMV    Your Mileage May Vary; literally, "your experience may differ"






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