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Collateral Damage
2009 Darwin Award Nominee

(30 April 2009, York, United Kingdom) In another DIY project gone wrong, a homeowner attempting to demolish a large brick garden shed succeeded in his primary objective, but suffered collateral damage when the cement slab roof demolished the unfortunate chap.

In the unequal contest between mortal flesh and cement slab, the slab always wins.

The flattened 41-year-old was alone on his property at the time. One has to query the wisdom of undertaking a demolition project with no one on hand in the event of a mishap. However, a neighbor who happened to witness the incident immediately summoned help. Firefighters used hydraulic rams and high pressure air bags to allow paramedics to reach the man, but it was too late. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Speaking to the press, a neighbor described the accident as unspeakable.

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