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The Dumb Tax?
The Unkindest Cut
Crystal Daze
Blown Away
Fifteen Minutes of Flame
Think Before You Leap
Killing Time
Library Return
Pig Jig
Sweet Release
Snowball's Chance in Hell
Fire Ants
Coke Is It!
Thirst for Death
Dodging Drink Dues
Path of Least Resistance
Fishing With No Compass
God Saves?
Jet Ski Spree
Scooter Snuff
Grenade Juggler
Ethanol Schmethanol
Slow Learner
Sheep Sleep
Precarious Perch
Bass Ackwards
Skeleton Key
Enraged Elephant
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2001 Darwin Awards
Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool--by removing themselves from it. Next Prev Random

Path of Least Resistance  
2001 Darwin Award Winner
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(2001, California) A man whose parked car began to roll into a reservoir near Fresno leapt in front of it and tried to physically prevent it from seeking lower ground. But this was not a case of an irresistible force (the car) meeting an immovable object (the man). Instead of stopping, the car rolled over its owner, pinning him beneath the water and drowning him. © 1994 - 2017

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