Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.
2000 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(8 September 2000, Russia) A man who threatened to "deal with" his wife and her lover blew himself up with a home-made bomb on Friday in the far eastern Russian city of Khabarovsk. The bomb exploded when the man tried to attach it to the door of their not-so-secret apartment boudoir.
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