Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of
evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene
pool by removing themselves from it.
The Bumbershoot
1999 Darwin Award Nominee Unconfirmed by Darwin
(18 April 1999, Germany) A sword swallower died in Bonn after he put an umbrella down his throat - and accidentally pushed the button that opened it.
Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor
parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and
out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce! $13 for Pack of 4