Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of
evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene
pool by removing themselves from it.
Hard Work Rewards
1999 Darwin Award Nominee
Unconfirmed by Darwin
(8 February 1999, Georgia) Fred Brooks of Forest Park, a 46 year old plumber seeking employment, used shovels to remove a manhole cover on a street and entered the aperture. In Fred's
haste to identify the source of a sewer blockage, he neglected to set orange warning cones. Upon exiting the manhole, he was struck by the undercarriage of an oncoming car, and was killed.
Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor
parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and
out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce! $13 for Pack of 4