Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of
evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene
pool by removing themselves from it.
Electrifying Stunt
1995 Darwin Award Nominee
Unconfirmed by Darwin
(1995, Michigan) Up here in Michigan, seems some poor fella thought it would be a good idea to "move" a downed wire from his car. Newspaper
reports it took a FULL MINUTE of neighbors whacking away at him with a 2x4 to free their freshly fried former friend from the fatal flashing.
Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor
parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and
out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce! $13 for Pack of 4