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1. Slush Pile: Man dies after accidentally drinkin
Man dies after accidentally drinking gasoline, lighting a cigarette and going up in flames By PAUL THOMPSON Last updated at 1:16 AM on 1st March 2012 Accidental: Gary Allen Banning, 43, died after his cloth
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2. Slush Pile: That's some hot sauce!
A 43-year-old man in North Carolina died Tuesday after drinking gasoline and lighting a cigarette, police there say. Gary Allen Banning of Havelock, N.C., was taken to a local hospital late Monday after police responded
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3. Slush Pile: Man dies after accidentally drinkin
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-dies-accidentally-drinking-gasoline-salsa-jar-then-224208413.html Man dies after accidentally drinking gasoline from salsa jar then lighting cigarette By Dylan Stabl
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4. Slush Pile: NC man mistakes gas for drink, caus
Posted: Feb 28, 2012 5:42 PM CST Updated: Feb 28, 2012 6:56 PM CST A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. HAVELOCK, NC (AP) -
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5. Slush Pile: Drink gas then 'go for a smoke
43 year old North Carolina resident Gary Allen Banning died after drinking from a jar of gasoline then deciding to go smoke a cigarette. On February 27th, 2012 Mr. Banning was at a friends house and apparently
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6. Slush Pile: Cigarettes and Gas Don't Mix
Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Allen Banni
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7. Slush Pile: Don't drink petrol and smoke
HAVELOCK, N.C.—Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old
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8. Slush Pile: Smoker died after gulp of gasoline
HAVELOCK — Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-o
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9. Slush Pile: Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Light
Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Alle
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10. Slush Pile: Man Bursts Into Flaims
A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call at 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning set hi
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11. Slush Pile: Gasoline and a smokebreak.
HAVELOCK, N.C. — Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old
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12. Slush Pile: NC man drinks gasoline from jar, li
HAVELOCK, N.C. (AP) - Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after
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13. Slush Pile: NC man drinks gas, lights up, dies
(02-28) 15:21 PST Havelock, N.C. (AP) -- Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55
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14. Slush Pile: NC Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Li
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/nc-man-drinks-gasoline-jar-lights-dies-15812128 Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Hav
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15. Slush Pile: Man Mistakes Gas for Drink
HAVELOCK, N.C. — A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old
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16. Slush Pile: Don't Drink and Smoke
HAVELOCK, N.C. -- Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary
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17. Slush Pile: Man Drinks Gasoline, Lights Cig
HAVELOCK, N.C. -- Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year
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18. Slush Pile: Man drinks gasoline from jar
HAVELOCK, N.C. — Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-o
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19. Slush Pile: Gasoline and cigarettes do not mix
http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/10791085/ HAVELOCK, N.C. — A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police
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20. Slush Pile: Man Bursts Into Flames After Accide
HAVELOCK, N.C. (AP) — A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday aft
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21. Slush Pile: NC man mistakes gas for drink, caus
HAVELOCK, N.C. — A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43
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22. Slush Pile: Man Drinks Gasoline, Lights Up
HAVELOCK, N.C. (AP) — Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43
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23. Slush Pile: Man sets himself on fire
Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning s
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24. Slush Pile: man bursts into flames after drinki
HAVELOCK, N.C. (AP) — A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday aft
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25. Slush Pile: NC man mistakes gas for drink, caus
HAVELOCK, N.C. — A North Carolina man is dead after police say he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette. Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43
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26. Slush Pile: Police: Man Burst Into Flames
Man Burst Into Flames: http://www.theindychannel.com/news/30563253/detail.html Man Dies After Drinking Gasoline, Lighting Up HAVELOCK, N.C. -- A North Carolina man has died after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then sm
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27. Slush Pile: don't smoke after drinking gas
NC man dies after mistakenly drinking gas, causing fire 8:24 pm, February 28, 2012, by Deven Swartz http://myfox8.com/2012/02/28/nc-man-dies-after-mistakenly-drinking-gas-causing-fire/ HAVELOCK, N.C. — A North
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28. Slush Pile: DON'T SMOKE
A North Carolina man has died after accidentally incinerating himself following a bizarre (and unfortunate) mixup at his home. According to the New Bern (NC) Sun-Journal, Gary Allen Banning accidentally drank from a jar full of ga
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29. Slush Pile: Man dies after accidentally drinkin
A North Carolina man has died after accidentally incinerating himself following a bizarre (and unfortunate) mixup at his home. According to the New Bern (NC) Sun-Journal, Gary Allen Banning accidentally dra
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30. Slush Pile: Told You Smoking Was Deadly
A North Carolina man has died after accidentally incinerating himself following a bizarre (and unfortunate) mixup at his home. According to the New Bern (NC) Sun-Journal, Gary Allen Banning accidentally drank from
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