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Sex with Lock Dangerous
You ride INSIDE the car
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Man blown out of truck dies
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Stealing a safe and dying under it
Teen flying kite from car
End of the line
Sex change... Shotgun sex change.
How not to tame a croc
Return of 'Where there's Smoke"
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How Not to Kill a Pet Rat
Party Guest Tragedy
Woman killed by train
Stealing Cooper Wire = Deadly Fire
The French Fries Experience
Shocking sex death ruled homicide
Man electrocuted in theft of wire,
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barbacue pit
Diving drunk while sleeping
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barbacue pit

2008 Reader Submission
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one day during the summer i was with a bunch of friends and we wanted to see who could jump this brick barbacue pit in my back yard with a meatal grill on top being to hot shoot i went first i backed up got ready and started to run the one thing i didnt notice was one of the prongs was stiking up so i started to run then i jumped but i landed on the prong stiking up and it swung forwards and sliced my my pants and my ball sack right open now then my dad who is rcmp drove me in his police crusher to the hopital were i got 3 needles not fun. that was really stupid

Submitted on 03/20/2008

Submitted by: sean scott
Reference: no media reference but chetwynd 1998

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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Sean, thanks for the personal account. We do appreciate the story, even though it was hard to follow with the spelling.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
This is a pretty funny sounding PA. You should try using punctuation a little more though - it'd make reading it easier. Thanks, Sean.


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