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2008 March Slush

Yamashita Treasure (Hmm)Ugg Boots and Level Crossings (HM)Workplace Fling DA:Prank turned punishment (Hmm)Kitty-Kitty-Kitty! (Hmm)Where there's Smoke ... (?)Police identify father, son killed (HM)Roundabout Rocket (HM)Orcas Eco-terrorism (HM)Headshot DA:Steel is valuable... (?)Real life Frogger (?)Runs in the Family (?)Alcohol and me don't mix (HM)Burners can't fly (?)How stupid can you be?? (?)Flash Flood Runners (?)woman + cellphone + train = splat (?)Yakuza shoots his own head DA:Crash Test Cart bye bye testicles Father knows best Volcano climber cheats death Russian Roulette -Honorable Mention Be sure it's out before tossing it. Man electrocuted stealing copper Ticket to ride Sex with Lock Dangerous You ride INSIDE the car Fork Lift Truck Doughnut I think I forgot something... Man blown out of truck dies Redneck bee exterminator (writeup) fireworks and diesel fuel Stealing a safe and dying under it Teen flying kite from car End of the line Sex change... Shotgun sex change. How not to tame a croc Return of 'Where there's Smoke" gotta go Drifting and a 'razed' view Teen love caught hanging in the bal Let's see how you measure up! Man killed while beating would-be r Honourable mention - total idiot te Man dies when wind flips mattress Desert party brawl turns fatal with Taking out the Trash... Shortcut to street cred Modern day tarzan Addicted to Butane OWCH!!! How Not to Kill a Pet Rat Party Guest Tragedy Woman killed by train Stealing Cooper Wire = Deadly Fire The French Fries Experience Shocking sex death ruled homicide Man electrocuted in theft of wire, Thieves risk lives to steal metal barbacue pit Diving drunk while sleeping Australian Man Gunned Down in Drive Millions of pieces Don't Go Bouldering with a Whacko An erotic- accident

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