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Sex change... Shotgun sex change.

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Some men become bored. Some men become stupid. Some men are born stupid. And it's their duty to make sure that they have no offspring. This usually comes naturally to such men. Not everyone solves their problem by making the world a huge favor and dying, but they try really hard. This young gentleman has decided to go to hunt with his friends. He was the only one of them who had realized there was a problem with the heritage he would live his children, if he ever had any, of course. And so he decided to solve this in a way which would allow him to still enjoy the rest of his wonderful life. Together with his friends he prepared a shotgun, loaded it, and even rehearsed the course of action that he would take. Then, while having his friends film all the wonderful footage, he took down his pants, prepared the tools for perfect cushioning... put the butt of the gun to the crotch... And squeezed the trigger. Of course it is obvious from his friends' laughing, instead of calling an ambulance in, that they ought to do the same thing. However this hero was the only hero this day.

Submitted on 03/05/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://fima-psuchopadt.livejournal.com/1986750.html, the date is 29.04.2007 if not older.

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
This is obviously a "Jackass" wanna-be, and he obviously lived to tell the tale (presumably his nuts are more or less intact). While I generally frown on "Jackass" inspired stunts, video evidence is pretty incriminating, and the general demeanor of all involved indicates a collective two-digit IQ. I will take a chance on this one and vote HM. Hopefully the link stays up (it's on a Russian website)...


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
I have a few doubts about this one, after careful exam of the video. I grew up with shotguns and even smokeless powder does smoke a little when fired. There was no smoke and it appeared that the recoil was much, much less than what I am used to from a 12 ga. But what about the yayhoo assisting with his shotgun slung over his shoulders pointing behind him? I would not get within 500 yards of these idiots in any case. Thanks for the story.


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