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2008 March Slush
Yamashita Treasure
(Hmm)Ugg Boots and Level Crossings
(HM)Workplace Fling
DA:Prank turned punishment
(Hmm)Kitty-Kitty-Kitty!
(Hmm)Where there's Smoke ...
(?)Police identify father, son killed
(HM)Roundabout Rocket
(HM)Orcas Eco-terrorism
(HM)Headshot
DA:Steel is valuable...
(?)Real life Frogger
(?)Runs in the Family
(?)Alcohol and me don't mix
(HM)Burners can't fly
(?)How stupid can you be??
(?)Flash Flood Runners
(?)woman + cellphone + train = splat
(?)Yakuza shoots his own head
DA:Crash Test Cart
bye bye testicles
Volcano climber cheats death
Russian Roulette -Honorable Mention
Father knows best
Be sure it's out before tossing it.
Man electrocuted stealing copper
Ticket to ride
Sex with Lock Dangerous
You ride INSIDE the car
Fork Lift Truck Doughnut
I think I forgot something...
Man blown out of truck dies
Redneck bee exterminator (writeup)
fireworks and diesel fuel
Sex change... Shotgun sex change.
Stealing a safe and dying under it
Teen flying kite from car
End of the line
How not to tame a croc
Return of 'Where there's Smoke"
gotta go
Drifting and a 'razed' view
Teen love caught hanging in the bal
Let's see how you measure up!
Man killed while beating would-be r
Honourable mention - total idiot te
Man dies when wind flips mattress
Taking out the Trash...
Shortcut to street cred
Modern day tarzan
Desert party brawl turns fatal with
Addicted to Butane
OWCH!!!
Party Guest Tragedy
How Not to Kill a Pet Rat
Woman killed by train
Stealing Cooper Wire = Deadly Fire
The French Fries Experience
Shocking sex death ruled homicide
Man electrocuted in theft of wire,
Thieves risk lives to steal metal
barbacue pit
Diving drunk while sleeping
Australian Man Gunned Down in Drive
Millions of pieces
Don't Go Bouldering with a Whacko
An erotic- accident
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Darwin Awards
2008 March Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

Yamashita Treasure 8.8 (43 votes)

(Hmm)Ugg Boots and Level Crossings 8.7 (29 votes)

(HM)Workplace Fling 8.4 (54 votes)

DA:Prank turned punishment 8.3 (107 votes)

(Hmm)Kitty-Kitty-Kitty! 8.3 (71 votes)

(Hmm)Where there's Smoke ... 8.2 (28 votes)

(?)Police identify father, son killed 8.2 (21 votes)

(HM)Roundabout Rocket 8.1 (44 votes)

(HM)Orcas Eco-terrorism 8.1 (39 votes)

(HM)Headshot 8.1 (40 votes)

DA:Steel is valuable... 8.1 (92 votes)

(?)Real life Frogger 8.1 (29 votes)

(?)Runs in the Family 8.0 (58 votes)

(?)Alcohol and me don't mix 8.0 (19 votes)

(HM)Burners can't fly 8.0 (41 votes)

(?)How stupid can you be?? 8.0 (44 votes)

(?)Flash Flood Runners 7.9 (35 votes)

(?)woman + cellphone + train = splat 7.9 (29 votes)

(?)Yakuza shoots his own head 7.8 (32 votes)

DA:Crash Test Cart 7.7 (47 votes)

bye bye testicles 7.7 (51 votes)

Volcano climber cheats death 7.4 (26 votes)

Russian Roulette -Honorable Mention 7.4 (19 votes)

Father knows best 7.4 (29 votes)

Be sure it's out before tossing it. 7.4 (17 votes)

Man electrocuted stealing copper 7.4 (22 votes)

Ticket to ride 7.3 (9 votes)

Sex with Lock Dangerous 7.2 (41 votes)

You ride INSIDE the car 7.2 (17 votes)

Fork Lift Truck Doughnut 7.2 (19 votes)

I think I forgot something... 7.1 (28 votes)

Man blown out of truck dies 7.1 (19 votes)

Redneck bee exterminator (writeup) 6.9 (26 votes)

fireworks and diesel fuel 6.8 (19 votes)

Sex change... Shotgun sex change. 6.8 (34 votes)

Stealing a safe and dying under it 6.7 (19 votes)

Teen flying kite from car 6.7 (24 votes)

End of the line 6.7 (10 votes)

How not to tame a croc 6.6 (18 votes)

Return of 'Where there's Smoke" 6.5 (15 votes)

gotta go 6.5 (27 votes)

Drifting and a 'razed' view 6.4 (19 votes)

Teen love caught hanging in the bal 6.2 (16 votes)

Let's see how you measure up! 6.2 (31 votes)

Man killed while beating would-be r 6.1 (35 votes)

Honourable mention - total idiot te 6.1 (13 votes)

Man dies when wind flips mattress 6.1 (12 votes)

Taking out the Trash... 6.0 (9 votes)

Shortcut to street cred 6.0 (12 votes)

Modern day tarzan 5.8 (18 votes)

Desert party brawl turns fatal with 5.8 (16 votes)

Addicted to Butane 5.8 (26 votes)

OWCH!!! 5.5 (33 votes)

Party Guest Tragedy 5.0 (15 votes)

How Not to Kill a Pet Rat 5.0 (21 votes)

Woman killed by train 4.9 (15 votes)

Stealing Cooper Wire = Deadly Fire 4.8 (9 votes)

The French Fries Experience 4.7 (26 votes)

Shocking sex death ruled homicide 4.5 (16 votes)

Man electrocuted in theft of wire, 4.5 (15 votes)

Thieves risk lives to steal metal 4.2 (12 votes)

barbacue pit 4.1 (19 votes)

Diving drunk while sleeping 3.3 (12 votes)

Australian Man Gunned Down in Drive 2.4 (17 votes)

Millions of pieces 2.4 (20 votes)

Don't Go Bouldering with a Whacko 2.4 (9 votes)

An erotic- accident 2.3 (6 votes)

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