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(DA)Chalk one up for the dog.
(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver
(?)Mamba kills Man
(DA)Slip Sliding Away
(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave
(DA)A Breathtaking View
(HM)Mexican Divorce
DA:Dynamite Defroster
(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash
Fatal Ski Slope Prank
(?)Die Hard
(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head
(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget)
(DA)On the Piste
(?)Darwin in heavy traffic
(?)Winched up
(No)Swimming with the fish (bits)
Man died after driving down boat ra
Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe
Up, Up, and Away!
(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow
Top of the train
Killer locomotive
A good thought gone bad
(HM)Shock Horror
Inspiration + Youth + Explosives =
Brain Evacuation
Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana
Bridges are lower than they appear
no diving please
Roping a Bobcat
Mattress Race
Just Say No
Man has friend shoot him to get off
Old shells never die
Wash those genes away
BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity
A Mattress of Life and Death....
(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision
boat welding
Trail Blazing Gaffe
It only works in the movies
feeling tyred - near miss
Tram drags man with him
Tree felling made easy
Community service for teen who burn
If at first you don't succeed
Man dies trying to beat train in Sa
The $500 Bullet
Please Take This Outside
Trailer burns when woman uses gas t
Death by iPod?
BBQ Whippits
Two men burned in backyard blast
Sledding Accident
The Widow Maker
Redneck Bee Exterminator
Miner nearly crushes himself
Too Close For Comfort
A fool and his bike
Drain Surfing
arrange your own hit
A tough act to swallow for student
Grocery Bang!
Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way
2 teens hurt by explosion while dri
Departing parted
I'm dying for a drink
Smoking related near miss
Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at
Man's death linked to cotton swab u
putting your foot in it
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Old shells never die

2008 Reader Submission
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Many years ago I did a lot of diving in the English Channel on world war 1 wrecks and fished up a whole case of 2" shells complete with brass cases and iron projectiles. The shell cases were marked 1891. We gaily hammered out the ends and shook out the spaghetti cordite thinking " I could make some nice candle holders out of the brass bits"

A few months later I set to and removed the last bits of spaghetti cordite from the cases and filled a 7lb Bisto gravy mix box beside the workbench. I forgot about this box until welding away one day on another project a spark fell in the box..... A 7ft flame thrower roared into life and took my eyebrows and beard with it. My next door neighbour popped his head round the door and asked if I needed a hand to move a propane cylinder, Two outboard fuel tanks with 10 gallon of juice and another few gallons of thinners. somehow i lived to tell the tale.....

Submitted on 02/12/2008

Submitted by: Dave Holloway
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Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Wow! It is an absolute fact that the Stupid Shall be punished but you got out of this one with a mere slap on the wrist, so to speak. Thanks for the story, Dave.


Bruce said:
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It's pretty amazing how well 100 year old explosives can hold up, even at the bottom of the English Channel, isn't it? You're lucky none of the other tanks went up! Thanks for a great story, Dave!


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