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Die Hard

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Darwin says, "Thanks for the submission, anonymous paramedic! It was truly stupid. But the sole proximate cause was too much green ale on St. Patrick's Day, so this is a story for the Slush Pile, not the archives."
During St Patricks Day celebrations, and having comsmed a large number of Green tinted ales, our amazingly stupid candidate decided he was invincible, Kind of like bruce willis' character in The die Hard movies, John Mclain. With that in mind he left the pub, climbed to the top of the 6 storey building. there he found the fire Hose. He then had a brain wave. He tied the fire hose around his waist and jumped ofver the edge.

the hose was unfortunatley not attached to anything, and our estwhile candidate plunged, unimpeeded 6 stoerys, when he cratered into the footpath, resulting in his ultimet demise

Submitted on 02/06/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: 1994 - unable to find in media as local media do not report suicides, but was there as the paramedic

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
This COULD use a better write-up, but if you were there as a paramedic, we can keep this as a Personal Account! Imagine that...bungee jumping with a fire hose! Gadzooks, what alcohol does to some people!


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Thanks for the story.


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