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It only works in the movies

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A Romanian train driver leapt aboard a runaway engine to stop it after having left the brake off in a station but was killed when the stunt backfired, railway police said Wednesday.

Ioan Colceriu, 55, was at a train station in the central town of Odorheiu Secuiesc, when he realized he had forgotten some papers in the station office. He went to fetch them but forgot to put the hand brake on the engine.

When the engine moved off without him, the driver flagged down a taxi and chased it for six km (3.7 miles) before catching up with it. He jumped aboard the moving engine but slipped and fell under its wheels, railway police said.

The engine traveled another 26 km until it was stopped by rail workers. "If you panic, you pay with your life," railway police officer Constantin Nut told Reuters.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0627891520080206?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

Submitted on 02/06/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Reuters Feb 6, 2008

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James said:
Definitely Keep: Darwin Award
Reuters is a reliable enough source, so I won't question the veracity outright (though a LOT of these "odd news" items seem to come from Romania)! Anyway, this incident in its entirety (minus the death) could have made a complete Buster Keaton movie! Of course, the fact that all that effort was in vain make it IMO a prime candidate for an award!


Chip said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, but we already received this one.


Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: For Darwin's Eyes
As Chip said, we've already received this one. But I think this provides a bit more detail of the events, so it's worth passing on to Darwin to see. Thanks!


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