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Roping a Bobcat

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Howdy again...I have another submission from my checkered & misspent youth for you as a personal account since no one actually died, although my grandpa was probably wishing for death during his ordeal! Back in the 1940's, when I was a lad on the family ranch (near Del Rio, TX), I often went with the men to work our cattle (Daddy always believed that no one was too young to work). One spring afternoon, my grandpa saw a large Bobcat sunning itself under a mesquite tree. Since he didn't think he could hit it with his revolver, & didn't want to risk his horse going nuts when a gun was fired from his back, he decided (cowboy that he was) to rope the big cat & either break its neck, or drag it to death (PETA didn't exist back then, thank God). Roping the Bobcat was easy, but unlike goats, cattle, or horses, cats react very aggressively when disturbed from a nap. The instant the rope looped its body and before Grandpa could do more than just dally the rope around his saddlehorn, that cat went completely ape! It snarled, leaped into the air, and literally ran right up the rope to land on the back of Grandpa's horse! At this point, I witnessed three things: the horse going insane when the cat dug its big claws into his rump, the Bobcat figuring out that Grandpa was the sole cause of his interrupted nap, and Grandpa learning that a ticked off Bobcat clawing and biting you on your back is NOT a pleasant experience! After the wildest (and shortest!) rodeo I've ever seen, the cat got loose and ran off. Grandpa got bucked off and broke his leg. That good, steady cowpony was never fit to ride again. Grandpa had to sell him to a rodeo contractor as a bucking bronc. There was one positive outcome however...I NEVER tried to do anything that stupid no matter how many beers I consumed when I grew up. Even if you can't use this, I hope it cheers up your day a little...I still laugh like a maniac everytime I remember it. Rest in Peace, Grandpa!

Submitted on 02/05/2008

Submitted by: Tex Hill
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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Tex, that is a GREAT story! I feel bad for that poor innocent horse, but your grandpa sure got what he deserved for disturbing the bobcats nap. Thanks for sharing this with us!


James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
That's a classic story as far as I'm concerned! Yep, grandpa probably figured he could rope just about anything! Needless to say, felines are of MUCH higher intelligence than horses and cattle...and dare I say grandpa?! :-) I'm glad his example served to "scare you smart", and thanks for sharing a GREAT story, Tex!!!


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