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Two men burned in backyard blast

2008 Reader Submission
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23147995-421,00.html

Seems like honorable mention material:

TWO men have been rushed to hospital suffering from serious burns following an explosion at a house north of Brisbane early today. It is believed the men were using hydrochloric acid and methylated spirits to scrub rocks in the backyard of a Kallangur home about 5am (AEST) today when one of the men lit a cigarette, igniting the cleaning fluids.

One of the men suffered severe burns to most of his body and was admitted to Royal Brisbane Hospital's burns unit.

The other, with burns to his face and feet, was taken to Redcliffe Hospital.

Submitted on 02/02/2008

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: news.com.au, February 02, 2008 12:17pm

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Bruce said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Hydrochloric acid is NOT a cleaner, unless you want to make whatever it is you're cleaning disappear entirely. Too bad these guys learned the hard way. Thanks for the submission.


Chip said:
Definitely Keep: Honorable Mention
Actually hydrochloric acid is an excellent rust remover and cleaner. But not when mixed with methyated spirits. Good thing they tend to mix rather thorougly or the explosion would have scattered acid. Thanks for the story.


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