Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
2008 February Slush
(DA)Chalk one up for the dog.
(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver
(?)Mamba kills Man
(DA)Slip Sliding Away
(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave
(DA)A Breathtaking View
(HM)Mexican Divorce
DA:Dynamite Defroster
(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash
Fatal Ski Slope Prank
(?)Die Hard
(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head
(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget)
(DA)On the Piste
(?)Darwin in heavy traffic
(?)Winched up
(No)Swimming with the fish (bits)
Man died after driving down boat ra
Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe
Up, Up, and Away!
(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow
Top of the train
Killer locomotive
A good thought gone bad
(HM)Shock Horror
Inspiration + Youth + Explosives =
Brain Evacuation
Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana
Bridges are lower than they appear
no diving please
Roping a Bobcat
Mattress Race
Just Say No
Man has friend shoot him to get off
Old shells never die
Wash those genes away
BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity
A Mattress of Life and Death....
(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision
boat welding
Trail Blazing Gaffe
It only works in the movies
feeling tyred - near miss
Tram drags man with him
Tree felling made easy
Community service for teen who burn
If at first you don't succeed
Man dies trying to beat train in Sa
The $500 Bullet
Please Take This Outside
Trailer burns when woman uses gas t
Death by iPod?
BBQ Whippits
Two men burned in backyard blast
Sledding Accident
The Widow Maker
Redneck Bee Exterminator
Miner nearly crushes himself
Too Close For Comfort
A fool and his bike
Drain Surfing
arrange your own hit
A tough act to swallow for student
Grocery Bang!
Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way
2 teens hurt by explosion while dri
Departing parted
I'm dying for a drink
Smoking related near miss
Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at
Man's death linked to cotton swab u
putting your foot in it
Older Slush 
 
~ Random Story ~
Email Alert!
Gift Shop
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
Submit a Story
Philosophy Forum
Home

  

 
 
Darwin Awards
2008 February Slush Pile

Submitted by readers & approved by Moderators
but still awaiting Darwin's "final selection".

Stories Ranked by Vote

(DA)Chalk one up for the dog. 8.6 (55 votes)

(?)Seatbelt subterfuge kills driver 8.5 (66 votes)

(?)Mamba kills Man 8.5 (27 votes)

(DA)Slip Sliding Away 8.4 (88 votes)

(Hmmm)Surfing the wrong wave 8.4 (41 votes)

(DA)A Breathtaking View 8.4 (45 votes)

(HM)Mexican Divorce 8.3 (58 votes)

DA:Dynamite Defroster 8.3 (22 votes)

(DA)Stabbing suspect dies in car crash 8.3 (33 votes)

Fatal Ski Slope Prank 8.3 (16 votes)

(?)Die Hard 8.2 (48 votes)

(DA)Chemistry Went Over Her Head 8.2 (111 votes)

(>)Living the High Life (On a Budget) 8.2 (42 votes)

(DA)On the Piste 8.2 (68 votes)

(?)Darwin in heavy traffic 8.2 (33 votes)

(?)Winched up 8.2 (41 votes)

(No)Swimming with the fish (bits) 8.1 (35 votes)

Man died after driving down boat ra 8.1 (29 votes)

Monk killed by own runaway lawnmowe 8.1 (31 votes)

Up, Up, and Away! 8.0 (24 votes)

(DA)Hare today, gone tomorrow 8.0 (106 votes)

Top of the train 8.0 (21 votes)

Killer locomotive 8.0 (26 votes)

A good thought gone bad 8.0 (25 votes)

(HM)Shock Horror 7.9 (31 votes)

Inspiration + Youth + Explosives = 7.9 (42 votes)

Brain Evacuation 7.9 (27 votes)

Manhole kills man, Dove in for Cana 7.9 (18 votes)

Bridges are lower than they appear 7.9 (33 votes)

no diving please 7.8 (41 votes)

Roping a Bobcat 7.8 (43 votes)

Mattress Race 7.6 (25 votes)

Just Say No 7.5 (15 votes)

Man has friend shoot him to get off 7.5 (16 votes)

Old shells never die 7.3 (21 votes)

Wash those genes away 7.3 (21 votes)

BASE jumper succumbs to stupidity 7.3 (18 votes)

A Mattress of Life and Death.... 7.2 (17 votes)

(DA)4 Die In Dirtbike Collision 7.2 (77 votes)

boat welding 7.1 (15 votes)

Trail Blazing Gaffe 7.1 (14 votes)

It only works in the movies 7.1 (14 votes)

feeling tyred - near miss 7.1 (21 votes)

Tram drags man with him 7.0 (14 votes)

Tree felling made easy 7.0 (13 votes)

Community service for teen who burn 7.0 (10 votes)

If at first you don't succeed 7.0 (8 votes)

Man dies trying to beat train in Sa 6.9 (15 votes)

The $500 Bullet 6.9 (20 votes)

Please Take This Outside 6.9 (14 votes)

Trailer burns when woman uses gas t 6.8 (20 votes)

Death by iPod? 6.7 (41 votes)

BBQ Whippits 6.6 (14 votes)

Two men burned in backyard blast 6.5 (14 votes)

Sledding Accident 6.3 (19 votes)

The Widow Maker 6.3 (14 votes)

Redneck Bee Exterminator 6.1 (16 votes)

Miner nearly crushes himself 6.0 (13 votes)

Too Close For Comfort 6.0 (12 votes)

A fool and his bike 5.9 (11 votes)

Drain Surfing 5.8 (14 votes)

arrange your own hit 5.7 (15 votes)

A tough act to swallow for student 5.5 (17 votes)

Grocery Bang! 5.4 (16 votes)

Drove 2.5 miles on the wrong way 5.3 (10 votes)

2 teens hurt by explosion while dri 5.1 (14 votes)

Departing parted 5.0 (15 votes)

I'm dying for a drink 4.8 (13 votes)

Smoking related near miss 4.4 (13 votes)

Smoky bar triggered fatal asthma at 4.0 (37 votes)

Man's death linked to cotton swab u 3.9 (44 votes)

putting your foot in it 2.4 (5 votes)

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects


Advanced Search

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend